Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Wordle 1,497 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart . 000
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I've watched all 216 episodes of The Curse of Oak Island. I should put that on my resume. 000
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025It's not even doom scrolling anymore, it's dumb scrolling. 000
Reposted by BronzeyCoolioart - 3D Commissions Open! @coolioart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I did it again! Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2 #jurassicpark #blender3d 408130784153
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 02/01/2025me: hmm, that book looks interesting book: I was written by a man me: oh nm that book looks awful 010
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The Doctor Who holiday special went entirely too hard this year. 😭 010
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 30/12/2024People who take everything literally must think I'm so crazy and dumb 😅 000
Reposted by BronzeyHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right? 3025195299
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Steampunk basically asks one question: "What would happen if plastic didn't exist?" 010
Reposted by BronzeyAndreza|🌬 Agathario is canon 🖤 @andrezasa.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Pois não é que elas vão pro céu. 🌌 #Agathario #AgathaHarkness ##agathaallalong #RioVidal 26019
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My cat refuses to eat anything except dry cat food. Which naturally makes me wonder if he'd eat me if I died. 010
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Bluesky is where all the people who don't get jokes hang out. 000
Reposted by BronzeyHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Aubrey Plaza yelling “NO! NO WAY! HER MOTHER CAN’T HAVE HER!” is about the sexiest, gayest catnip I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life. #AgathaAllAlong 31103
Reposted by BronzeyGrant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Twas the night before Christmas And all through the air Came the growling and snarling Of three GODDAMN BEARS Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas. PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h... 16860356
Reposted by BronzeyJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry. 614176911802
Reposted by BronzeyMaddie ⧗ @critterofhabit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Agathario actually started the mistletoe tradition 💋 #AgathaAllAlong 418664
Reposted by Bronzeysfé r. monster @sfemonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024The Wolf That Only You Can See 👁️🗨️ a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves. this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12 9911270
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 20/12/2024If we can use electricity to make heat, why can't we use heat to make electricity? 010
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I love this time of year. I wish the sun would set even EARLIER. Give me like 2 weeks a year with NO sun. Muahahaha!media.tenor.coma cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .Alt: Louise from Bob's Burgers is laughing evilly in front of flames. Muahahaha! 000
Reposted by BronzeyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with. 20521118
Reposted by BronzeyMaddie ⧗ @critterofhabit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What has Señor Scratchy found... #AgathaAllAlong 315853
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Staring into my dark German lager. "We deserve each other, me and bock." 000
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bluesky is just a few funny people making sarcastic or parody posts and 478234 people in the responses not understanding. 020
Reposted by BronzeyArmand Domalewski @armanddomalewski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I am 35 years old and STILL deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow 64127092
Reposted by BronzeyVampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I really think we're overdue to re-examine ALIEN; some of the things the title character does are really problematic 721930
Reposted by BronzeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/11/2024one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior 50812356716
Reposted by BronzeyHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit. 203192861196
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I'm good at so many things. I've tried careers involving things I'm good at, but no one would ever hire me. I'm so bad at coding, am very open about how bad I am, but still keep getting jobs where it's required. My current boss told me to just use AI to help. 😭 000
Reposted by BronzeyMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/11/2024this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong 1302349510
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Me perusing Black Friday dealsmedia.tenor.coma police officer says i don 't want your garbage while holding a piece of paperALT: a police officer says i don 't want your garbage while holding a piece of paper 010
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 30/11/2024"How can you still feel joy while knowing everything could collapse at any moment?" LISTEN TO THE WICKED SOUNDTRACK. This is the soundtrack for our time. 020
Reposted by BronzeyScott Christian Sava @ssavaart.com · 28/11/2024O'er the sleeping earth we silently pass, Unseen by mortal eye, And send sweet dreams, as we lightly float Through the quiet moonlit sky; For the stars' soft eyes alone may see, And the flowers alone may know, The feasts we hold, the tales we tell; So it is time for the Elves to go. -Fairy Song 115612
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just listened to all 8 Record Of The Year Grammy noms, and if the Beatles win, they need to stop the Grammys and never do it again because that song is like a little piece of sad garbage you can't even notice compared to the rest 000
Reposted by BronzeyMaryne 🍊 @maryneart.bsky.social · 27/11/2024clingy ex-wife 🐈⬛ #agathario 10544163
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I just learned your wingspan is the same as your height and wtf why are our arms so long?? 110
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If aliens landed and wanted some volunteers to join them in space, I cannot emphasize enough how fast I'd be in line. Not even kidding. If they end up flaying me and eating me for breakfast, FINE--at least I tried.media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! '' 000
Reposted by BronzeySolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other 605415614422
Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It's always so disappointing when I think someone's joking but they're not 000
