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Bronzey

@bronzey.bsky.social
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Views are not my own. (They belong to an ancient witch who inhabits my brain.) ❤️🏵️🪐🤍🌸🌺💜

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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Wordle 1,497 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I've watched all 216 episodes of The Curse of Oak Island. I should put that on my resume.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It's not even doom scrolling anymore, it's dumb scrolling.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Considering most Americans who make this much are managers, yep that makes total sense.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The future is so uncool
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Coolioart - 3D Commissions Open! @coolioart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I did it again! Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2 #jurassicpark #blender3d
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
me: hmm, that book looks interesting book: I was written by a man me: oh nm that book looks awful
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Doctor Who holiday special went entirely too hard this year. 😭
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
People who take everything literally must think I'm so crazy and dumb 😅
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I think I missed my calling as an Antarctica researcher
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
How else will we all lose our jobs? Think about it.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I think Reese's are the absolute most disgusting candy ever made. No troll. I don't get it. Gritty peanut butter? Ick.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I had a girl cat who loved it too! I think the trick is only doing a few strokes and knowing when it's time to stop.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If so, he hides it VERY well.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
and religions are all made up religions
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
My cat loves belly rubs. He makes himself extra long and wiggles back and forth 🥰 (but ofc very true for a majority of the cat population)
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Steampunk basically asks one question: "What would happen if plastic didn't exist?"
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Nice
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pink 👽 @pinkstry.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
dancing with death #agathario
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Andreza|🌬 Agathario is canon 🖤 @andrezasa.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Pois não é que elas vão pro céu. 🌌 #Agathario #AgathaHarkness ##agathaallalong #RioVidal
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la @hallalaween.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Earthly and Divine #agathario
A purple woman holds out her hands to cradle the face of a deathly avatar. The woman of death leans into her lover's touch. Within Death's robes, flowers and leaves grow, seemingly reaching out to her cosmic lover. The pair floats freely within the image. There are decorative elements all over.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My cat refuses to eat anything except dry cat food. Which naturally makes me wonder if he'd eat me if I died.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Bluesky is where all the people who don't get jokes hang out.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Lots of layers here
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Aubrey Plaza yelling “NO! NO WAY! HER MOTHER CAN’T HAVE HER!” is about the sexiest, gayest catnip I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life. #AgathaAllAlong
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If you're being threatening, they're allowed to hang up on you. If they don't know how to solve your problem, they desperately want to hang up on you. I know this from personal experience lol
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Twas the night before Christmas And all through the air Came the growling and snarling Of three GODDAMN BEARS Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas. PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h...
The entirety of a one page roleplaying game called A Very Honey Heist Xmas. There’s a little drawing of a bear on it. You can download a text-only version here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/very-honey-heist-118286257
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I'm surprised he has time for this with all the UFO sightings.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
another banger for my dating profile
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Maddie ⧗ @critterofhabit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Agathario actually started the mistletoe tradition 💋 #AgathaAllAlong
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sfé r. monster @sfemonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Wolf That Only You Can See 👁️‍🗨️ a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves. this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12
A black and white illustration on a red background of a Wolf That Only You Can See drawn by Sfé. A slinky black snake-like wolf with wings and a key floating above its head.The second Wolf. A black dog with several eyes, its body dripping upwards.The third Wolf. Something furred with four legs and an eyeless beak-like head full of teeth, its body covered in eyes.the fourth Wolf. A giant boar with sharp fangs and enormous tusks curling up over its head. Its body is pierced with several arrows, and it is grinning widely.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
going to add this to my dating profile
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If we can use electricity to make heat, why can't we use heat to make electricity?
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I love this time of year. I wish the sun would set even EARLIER. Give me like 2 weeks a year with NO sun. Muahahaha!
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a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .
Alt: Louise from Bob's Burgers is laughing evilly in front of flames. Muahahaha!
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Some?
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A stamp that appears over the message that says "fuck that"
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hold up. Are you a disagreement bot?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Once I realized how many accounts are actually bots (and getting worse every day), I can't bring myself to even care. It's what they want.
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Maddie ⧗ @critterofhabit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What has Señor Scratchy found... #AgathaAllAlong
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Shut up, bot.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah, don't waste emotions on Internet strangers or on anything inconsequential. We don't really have an infinite supply and can eventually make ourselves sick.
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Staring into my dark German lager. "We deserve each other, me and bock."
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Bronzey @bronzey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bluesky is just a few funny people making sarcastic or parody posts and 478234 people in the responses not understanding.
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