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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21h
Stouffer the cat, shouting "HE GOT A SMAAAAAAL FACE!!!"
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12h
Awwwwooo werewolves of London Awwwwooo
Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained
Only Five Words
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am a little collier and gweithio underground The rhaff will never torri when I go up and down It's bara when I'm hungry And cwrw when I'm dry It's gwely when I'm tired And nefoedd when I die #nationalpoetryday
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, regretting the decision to hire knuckleheads, goons and feather-brained numbskulls.
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
None of the films I've seen most from before I was born have gifs, that's how old they are.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What no one tells you about Minecraft is just how boring it is.
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dreamt that I asked Tim Curry for an autograph and he signed his name as 'Barry Gibb' and then laughed uproariously at me which feels like something he'd do.
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please don't make me hear about Tom Jones grubby sex life a 2nd time #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Images you can smell #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluesky unleashes a wave of Edward Woodward gifs #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd be surprised if this lad's ever been near a coochie in his life #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶What have you done today to make you feel proud🎶 Well, I muted this song for a start #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That mic looks like someone trying to direct Britney with a pickled onion on a stick #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOOK OUT BRITNEY! THERE'S A FACEHUGGER CREEPING ROUND THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE oh wait it's a mic #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being sick in my mouth at the thought of Tom Jones getting it on tbh #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toploaders achilles heel is, of course, that they're terrible #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best song about flip flops ever recorded #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd rather drink dirty water than listen to this song again #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flatter than day old lager #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Can everyone just stop getting shot" makes me laugh every single time #totp
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am still fearful of whistling in the street, in case Jools Holland suddenly appears and starts accompanying me on the piano.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The singer's come as Speedy Gonzales tonight #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get a haircut hippy #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now do Z Cars #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toni Brazton is singing at 33rpm for some reason #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god! The Steps tribute acts are multiplying. God help us all! #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scooch, or the Steps we have at home #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a sofa made out of them trousers #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mandy Mwah? #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do Sincere or get bent frankly #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a very hard time with this and I'm still not completely happy. my9games.net/en
9 videogames that sort of shaped me/are my favouritesI've played the most.. Stardew Valley, Thief Deadly Shadows, Kingdom Come Deliverance, Dishonored, The Sims 2, Elder Scrolls III Morrowind, Vampire the masquerade Bloodlines, Cyberpunk 2077, Civilization IV
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"...have you seen the date on these marshmallows?"
Shelf in boots full of products called Keyth.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember when George W Bush was the stupidest President there ever could be, and Sepp Blatter was the most shamelessly corrupt head of FIFA In history.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
63 today! Happy birthday Jarvis Cocker.
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck these twats
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah, I see they're using the "Angela Lansbury laughing at the end of Murder She Wrote" filter #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping Adam & the Ants come on before I have put the littlun to bed. Throw me a bone here #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How does the keyboard player still look Dave Lee Travis though? #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolute nightmare fuel #totp #theBirdieSong
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And all the Dads go a bit quiet #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sheena Easton, punk rocker #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of Soul-glo on tonights episode #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Literally none of the instruments on that stage can be heard over the synth #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think his jeans must be a bit tight #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They want us to believe this blatant AI plant was at number 1? Nice try Altman. Nice try #totp
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's never in the fucking FBI. More bbc fakery #toto
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think they mean putting the winky all the way in #totp
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