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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 15h

@fuddymunster.bsky.social Took me years to find one in the UK in right size and colour but I finally got the Clark Griswald dog piss sandwich dance jacket.

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Lost Turntable @lostturntable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kuma has interesting tastes in music

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Rory @norwichgiant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

More general #Rustival thread with some of my favourite exhibitors: First of all, the absolute JDM oddity "Mitsubishi Debonair Exceed Contega" on the Trans Cars UK stand. Hell yes. #WeirdCarBS

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nightmare of Dark Savior mine cart section proportions.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somebody was selling a pair of Tuk Tuks, one I’ve already got but I never had the green one. Only one left.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I genuinely really like Nothing But Trouble, I saw it with a friend and we had no real expectations but found it a genuinely funny and extremely creative film. We had to rewind several parts because we were laughing so hard, like the part where the group of idiots get sent on a death rollercoaster.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You should really see Used Cars, it’s full of genuinely funny scenes and dialogue but also stunts!

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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life

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MuddyFunster @fuddymunster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RIP my fashion goals icon.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Went to the coast again. I was only here last week, but I make a lot of sacrifices so I can spend as much time as possible on holiday. Economy tinned potatoes almost every day.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New Majorette Thailand Post vehicles to reflect their new livery? But I’ve still only got two out of three of the old ones…

Majorette Thailand Post Series 3 D-Max and N-series

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When I go to the coast, there’s a Monopoly-themed ticket machine game and it plays a theme tune that is basically ragtime music overlaid with some shitty DJ record scratch noises to make it “cool” for the 21st century. It’s an atrocious piece of music and I despise it. Just thought you should know.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wish there was a way of automatically not showing me any screenshots of what some tool posted up on Twitter. I don’t care about Twitter, I deleted Twitter. What’s on Twitter isn’t any of my business. I don’t go to the cinema to watch what’s on the screen next door.

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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Rest In Peace old shoes, hello identical replacement shoes.

Skechers Go Walk 5 (old and knackered with visible big hole)

Skechers Go Walk 5 (back completely torn to shreds)

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don’t have any interesting stories about September 11. I watched it on TV, saw the second plane hit, left it on until the evening and then played Tokyo Bus Guide on the Dreamcast.

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Lost Turntable @lostturntable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

For years I was suffering from a debilitating condition called Sleep Related Painful Erections. This is my story. How it started, and how I got cured. Content warning: I get into graphic medical detail at times, and discuss the suicidal thoughts I was struggling with. medium.com/@jameseldred...

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My Penis Tried To Kill Me

Content warning: This post deals with graphic depictions of a medical condition that involves the penis, the prostate, and related body…

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Come check out my friend’s rollercoaster of a story where he puts everything on the table. It’s seriously very interesting and really gets into the journey he’s taken, but also how important it is to be open about this kind of thing because although he was struggling I never knew it was *this* bad.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Purchase goods in a way that would make you happy if you were still about twelve.

Two Japanese Saturn games (Winter Heat, Jun Classic CC & Rope Club), 2x Majorette Thailand D-Max Rusty version, 5x Matchbox Hilux Revo, Sentra, LS400, MR2, Nissan D21

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The rusty Majorette D-Max trucks are here and they’re amazing and I doubt Isuzu knowingly approved their existence.

Isuzu D-Max Majorette Thailand Rusty Version

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Going to start a movement against the gentrification of burgers. What was wrong with a load of them lined up on a griddle from a roadside caravan for about a quid each? Wasn’t it enough for you bastards to make it impossible for poor people to have a cheap hot drink?

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So now that I’m going back to Thailand, I can resume the hunt for every Thai-specific Majorette car. Here’s the round up of the last few to go! Firstly, the weirdly rare Thailand Post MAN TGS. I’ll probably have to order it and get it sent via delivery bike, but I’m pretty confident.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Boiled sweets last pretty much indefinitely, so I don’t need to eat all these in any hurry. I always end up with loads because I shove them down the side of my suitcase until I hit the exact gram of the weight limit. Open a packet every so often at home.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Booked to go back to Thailand, so I can now eat the unobtainable food I brought back before. Going with Cathay Pacific via Hong Kong because the government of the former United States decided to screw up all the usual Middle East transfers, thanks for that!

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Managed to find (via the Internet) my most hated book of all time, back from when I was a kid sat having to do FUCKING hymn practice first thing on a FUCKING MONDAY for TWO FUCKING HOURS with that FUCKING OLD BAG on the FUCKING PIANO. It wasn’t even a religious school. Want to buy it, to burn it.

Someone’s Singing Lord, a selection of shit music for wankers

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The reason I like toy cars (and they are firmly toy cars) is for a bit of pocket change you’ve got this little ornament you can play around with to make your day a bit more fun. You can then notice it on your shelf for a bit and then keep encountering it amongst your belongings for years.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/08/2026

HOT LIMIT!! 妖精たちが夏を刺激しますっ☆

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I did some investigating and it’s primarily from TikTok, because everything inexplicably shit always is.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m back from the seaside and why the fuck is every other kid suddenly being dragged around in one of these fucking things? Never saw one in my life until a month ago, now there’s hundreds of the bastards. Every street is like the first stage of Pac-Land, just all these little vehicles everywhere.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Full year of hanging around with Hatsune Miku and friends whilst they sing songs in various diverse and exotic places? Easy money.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My employer has partnered with some company to offer car leases and I looked at it and the car choices are so fucking bleak I’d rather pull my airbag fuse out and drive at 100mph into a big wall and fly through the screen. Just endless rows of silver porridge.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Woof! A prize every time! Woof! No pal, I think you’ll find you did not get that teddy from me and how would I know if it was dangerous? Woof!

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I was sat in stuck motorway traffic at high temperatures in the 156 V6 for about 90 minutes and it was fine. Several cars didn’t make it. Honestly in terms of overall reliability it’s probably the best car I’ve ever owned, most of the reason I have kept it all this time.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There’s two types of people in the UK - people who watched Threads (1984) as an impressionable child and people who still think it’s a great idea to send out Attack Warning Red klaxons onto every phone to say “don’t have a barbecue”.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Looks like the press are celebrating annual “attractive teen girls excitedly receive exam results” day, as usual.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The annoying thing is that I’ve been quite readily using my real name online for about 30 years as I have always been happy to stand by my opinions, but in fairness I didn’t think fascists would be having a meltdown where even perceived criticism of their regime would result in dismissal.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Gradually shedding my identity (temporarily hopefully!) for job protection, if any doubt it’s me just drop me a line and ask me shit only I’d know about.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s still me, though the profile photo and stuff will be changed in a bit. I’m rolling out my name/profile change gradually so nobody thinks “who the hell is this I didn’t follow them”. This includes the username, which can be changed thankfully.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s difficult to explain this in a way that keeps it sufficiently vague, but the political forces in control of my job are currently in the middle of making changes to the code of conduct in order to make it so any implied criticism of their administration on social media is a disciplinary offence.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The only way AI content can get any traction is by the sheer quantity you can produce and flood a platform with. It’s an inferior product and if you could toggle it off, I think almost everyone would. It has almost no appeal on its own merits, only whether it can be “passed off” as the real thing.

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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Had a front wheel bearing done on the 156, weirdly it made very little noise but was wobbling the wheel on low speed turns to the point it was knocking the ABS on. Unnoticeable otherwise. Last time it sounded like a big prop plane and when it dropped out it smashed on the floor and broke in half.

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acid corbyn dallas @acidcorbyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Saddam’s hiding place diagram, except it’s a pile of polluting tat left by dimwits (on an ecologically sensitive beach), below which is six feet of urine in a void containing fucking nothing because Dobby doesn’t exist

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