Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-Maoist vibes. 0101
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026“Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved baseball and football—and he had the talent, not to mention the drive, to dominate in both, because the man was a once-in-a-century physical freak,” Parker told his 11-year-old sontheonion.comSex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo JacksonNAPERVILLE, IL—Veering from the intended subject matter just seconds into their conversation, local father Andrew Parker’s effort to sit his son down for a sex talk quickly devolved into a rambling di... 191062104
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Capitalism is a poor shoplifter being treated orders of magnitude worse than a rich person whose stolen wealth cost countless lives 313922
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManAlan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Falkands/Malvinas semi looms 3151
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManBarry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Two Toms Talking Theology A comic by me and @valigarmander.bsky.social Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry 121779
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 22/06/2026Gift linknytimes.comOpinion | Elon Musk Confirms Ancient Concerns About the Superrich 612232
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManEmily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Asking a fourth grader how that's working out for him, whether there's any money in that 0254
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i used to have multiple personalities, but then i underwent mitosis 080
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck. 3676062124
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/04/2026one required, but sadly enormous, shift in the way americans view things: recovering an understanding that a democratic government is a collective enterprise that should deliver tangible services and benefits to people 152170382
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/03/2026Saw someone say on here that communists only do literacy programs and raise literacy rates for propaganda reasons and I thought about this post 762763473
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026getting hit w the havana syndrome gun probably feels good af for the first few minutes 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026establishment dems saw the predictions that they’ll win a landslide this year and now are in full force to turn that around. yeah man im sure “better training” for ICE is a winner 110
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2024first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after 221672280
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 25/12/2025My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️ 18013
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If they made me mayor I’d pull an NYC with $40 tolls, with the exception that you can pass for free if you solve my riddles three 010
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Manjenzie @jenzie.northsky.social · 27/11/2025www.theguardian.com/education/20...theguardian.comRifle-wielding soldiers develop breastsResearch on German soldiers has shown that enlarged breasts are an unfortunate side-effect of gun-toting 712116
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/11/2025my life savings ... 1344118
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/11/2025im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing 672471
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025tonight, we are all new yorkers 000
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam 644253642
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 05/11/2025cuomo should challenge mamdani to a rematch 1233814
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025i could findom mr krabs if i really wanted to 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Possible recession indicator? I am currently stealing from a Wal Mart 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025we need a new type of scam for the bots. im bored of the old fads like web3, crypto, and pussy in bio spam. what if i could keep the coyotes away with One Simple Trick? 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 28/10/2025star trek: ds9 has an episode open with a grand dignitary showing up to the space station and revealing he’s there to go into the holodeck and jack off 100
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 21/10/2025thank you AI for making me appreciate ads for webtoons, bc at least they’re original 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025if they just found microbial life on mars how did it carve that big face? 000
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here. 1737391257
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me 78121431172
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Mandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment 344470900
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 10/09/2025can you do it again? i wasn’t looking 010
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536549289
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/09/2025was going for enlightenment for a while but DNF’d when there were no worldly possessions 010
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 01/09/2025i need a car that is exactly as long as it is wide so I can back into parallel parking spots 010
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Just had a conversation about how not everyone in New Hampshire knows each other just bc my friend went to school with Ludwig, only to discover that a friend of a friend hit Rudy Giuliani with her car 020
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 24/08/2025ring cameras are really great for if you want a picture of your porch but can’t afford doordash 010
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 23/08/2025@joshforboston.bsky.social let me design your flyers 030
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2025There have been some very scathing dissents over the years, but I can't think of one where the accusation is so bluntly made that the majority is a bunch of partisan hacks who are politically subservient to a president. 483923832
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 20/08/2025white american humor: what if we made up an imaginary group to be racist towards 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 17/08/2025You might have a “smart dog” but imagine how much smarter it’d be if you taught it to effectively utilize the metaverse 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025With ChatGPT, you’ll be able to ask an ATM for unmarked bills and it will comply 020
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Biter-ManSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously 11474341883
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025passively becoming crazier. Pope Francis came to me in a dream last night to tell me to reach out to a specific journalist and i spent a little too much time after waking up wondering if I should 000
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I was worried this was gonna whitewash (and it downplays US involvement significantly, I’ll blame that on the 90s) but overall a good bio of a man who shouldn’t have had the power to run anything larger than a post office 010
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025oh so now he thinks blocking food deliveries is bad 020
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Mayor Wu has vowed to “Keep the Green Line Gay” by establishing a heterosexual exclusion zone west of Copley. This is expected to have no impact on the Red Sox 120
Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025had a dream where joe biden died and everyone wrote really long eulogies about how hard this must be for his dog 010
