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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man

@brobelow.bsky.social
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Plotting and scheming, a mastermind at work

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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@joshforboston.bsky.social let me design your flyers
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
currently the drunkest person in the Official Snoopy Museum
drinking Bud w my bud snoopy
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
David Foster Wallace fires a beam of hate at Tennis Legend Andre Agassi, who swiftly reflects it back at the scrawny and faggy readers
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I fuck like I drive: no rubber
rim w no tire
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
recreating this
Gay author Edmund White in his library w boyfriend in lap
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Finally got that Abundance book everyone’s been talking about!
Library hold delivered for “Manifesting Abundance” by Marianne Williamson
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I disrespect this individual, but not because he’s a furry
Character sheet for “Proudly pro-life” furry. Zak Mane (Lion) likes Jesus, family, friends, Christian rock, 70s music, coffee, junk food, comedy, chillin’ like a villain. Dislikes Satan and everything he stands for. Zak looks like Jack Black as Steve from minecraft, including the same outfit and beard. I would try to avoid this man-lion in any situation except a church bbq where there’s a 50/50 chance between a great burger or a dry and well done steak
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
please @president.ie you have just a few more hours and i know you can do it
Data from Star Trek edited onto George Costanza in the hospital captioned “This was supposed to be the 2024 of Irish Unification”
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
dick sucked, wallet stolen
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
welcome to bluesky
business card labelled “Ask Me About Jerk After Dark”
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
officially goth
spotify says im a vampire bc i listen to emotional music (and probably that im sexy and mysterious but that’s implied)
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
this is an @ifbookspod.bsky.social , @notalawyer.bsky.social , and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social stan acc
top 1% of If Books Could Kill listeners
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
don’t tell me what to do
1960s book called “Never Kill A Cop”
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Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man @brobelow.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
“California’s Big Squirt” a plan to water all of CA with giant squirt guns. looks like it’s from the 50s-60s, before people could appreciate how great the name is
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