Reposted by Bridget Sharitt🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If his funeral doesn't start at 5min past the hour, someone missed an all-time opportunity. 092
Reposted by Bridget SharittG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/05/2026The amount of copium in this prompt could float a blimp 79912
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 05/05/2026English is such a weird language, like how “western civilization” is pronounced “racist patriarchal capitalism” despite the way it’s spelled 010
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 05/05/2026Was the Dax symbiote aligned with the system lords or the tok’ra? 010
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 30/04/2026I don’t support the death penalty or corporate personhood, but I’m open to combining the two 010
Reposted by Bridget Sharittalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters 163184395685
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 27/04/2026The untrustworthy AI agent you plugged into production systems without any safeguards that deleted important data didn’t “go rogue”, you’re just a dumbass 1182
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 27/04/2026Kinda crazy that I’ve been in my 30’s for 13 years 120
Reposted by Bridget SharittDjango Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026FTX $100,000,000 Wirecard $900,000,000 Candles $3600 WeWork $9,000,000,000 OpenAI $36,000,000,000 Someone who is good at economy help, my Vision Fund is dying 4417
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 22/04/2026I have no idea what mail merge is and at this point I’m afraid to ask 020
Reposted by Bridget SharittBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry 641659249
Reposted by Bridget SharittAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 23/05/2023all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on 434795
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 20/04/2026If you used the current political and business leaders in the US as characters in an early to mid 2010’s prestige television drama, the fans would reject them for being too cartoonishly evil to be taken seriously 120
Reposted by Bridget SharittJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The Strait of Hormuz will be opened by Gelfling hand or else by none. 34614
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 19/04/2026Checklist to see if I have all these movies in the trilogy before starting to watch: • The Matrix • The Matrix Strikes Back • Return of the Matrix 020
Reposted by Bridget Sharittdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/05/2025 39718
Reposted by Bridget Sharittthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber. 172054551
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 17/04/2026Watching a show where America is being run by a mentally unstable fascist who fancies himself a Christ-like figure and is surrounded by sycophants who will do any insane thing he comes up with like rounding up people he considers enemies and putting them in camps. Good thing this is only fiction. 030
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 17/04/2026Of course the forest floor is dirty, nature abhors a vacuum 020
Reposted by Bridget SharittAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Don’t quote me on this but I think that Chuck Schumer might not have our best interests at heart. 4505
Reposted by Bridget SharittTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/04/2026I was fine with the racism and transphobia, but THIS?? you've lost a loyal white customer target 😢😤 410911
Reposted by Bridget Sharittashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/04/2026new bucket list unlocked for my adhd craft friends: 611118484
Reposted by Bridget SharittSam Feldman @srfeld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's a bad sign that Spanberger, elected on a wave of opposition to Trump and his swollen militarized secret police force, is insisting that Virginia sheriffs and jails continue to imprison people past their release date in order to hand them over to ICE. This grants ICE power it should not have. 17696197
Reposted by Bridget SharittTerra Field @rainofterra.gay · 14/04/2026This skeet is accidentally a perfect metaphor for the DoorDash to the Oval Office story. 041
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 14/04/2026If I ever become god-empress of the internet and can do what ever I want, the first thing I would do is ban and delete every “_______ Dept of Memes” account 010
Reposted by Bridget SharittThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301117142
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026“Maybe internet age verification will make kids go hang out with each other in person at the mall like when I was a kid” The mall: Minors must be accompanied by an adult at all times 000
Reposted by Bridget SharittMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard." 12364761173
Reposted by Bridget SharittAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/04/2026John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale. Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist. 3554185
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 130
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026We should probably start putting warning labels on money, excessive exposure seems to lead to severe cognitive issues 030
Reposted by Bridget SharittMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026burn it all down. 4444857474
Reposted by Bridget SharittBalaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Fuck the Vatican, regardless of who's pope. 6305
Reposted by Bridget SharittAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 13/04/2026Also please ignore when I said that once someone has a billion dollars they should no longer count as a human but a dragon, and if someone slays them it's not a crime but a reason to have a big feast, the hand of a beautiful maiden in marriage, and for songs to be written about their heroic act. 641369
Reposted by Bridget SharittCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11/04/2026If you recognize which unnamed woman is talking because you're asked for comment and the comment makes it clear which of the woman's rape stories match your memory of events, and you text that specific woman and say "stop telling people I raped you," that is.... sure an admission of something. 162602694
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 11/04/2026The hardest part of being trans is that no one believes you never liked Harry Potter even before Joanne went full mask off transphobe 040
Reposted by Bridget Sharittdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"we can't impeach because we want to focus on corruption" is so stupid only they'd come up with it 3244
Reposted by Bridget Sharittskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born 772938608
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 09/04/2026I don’t know why Trump needed to start his own social network to be racist on, Nextdoor already existed 020
Reposted by Bridget Sharittolive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 08/04/2026I could jam out a giant thread about this, but the hard work was already done by @acollierastro.bsky.social so I'm assigning you to watch an hour-long video about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJI6qIqURAyoutube.combillionaires want you to know they could have done physicsYouTube video by Angela Collier 219828
Reposted by Bridget Sharittdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026oh NOW the tent's too big? I guess nazi tattoo guy takes up a lot of space 125337
Reposted by Bridget SharittStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/04/2026Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do. 151947665
Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 07/04/2026Going to wait and do the dishes in the morning instead of tonight just in case there’s no reason to have done them 030