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Bridget Sharitt

@bridget.sharitt.com
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If his funeral doesn't start at 5min past the hour, someone missed an all-time opportunity.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/05/2026
The amount of copium in this prompt could float a blimp
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 05/05/2026
English is such a weird language, like how “western civilization” is pronounced “racist patriarchal capitalism” despite the way it’s spelled
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 05/05/2026
Was the Dax symbiote aligned with the system lords or the tok’ra?
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 30/04/2026
I don’t support the death penalty or corporate personhood, but I’m open to combining the two
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 27/04/2026
The untrustworthy AI agent you plugged into production systems without any safeguards that deleted important data didn’t “go rogue”, you’re just a dumbass
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 27/04/2026
Kinda crazy that I’ve been in my 30’s for 13 years
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
FTX $100,000,000 Wirecard $900,000,000 Candles $3600 WeWork $9,000,000,000 OpenAI $36,000,000,000 Someone who is good at economy help, my Vision Fund is dying
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 22/04/2026
I have no idea what mail merge is and at this point I’m afraid to ask
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day
A picture of Matt Damon(?) dressed as an astronaut with the caption “Fuck you Mars.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on
DonryuArt: I saw a piece of fan art ( Mulder and Scully smoking a bong together) And the artist gave the description “As it turns out I can draw whatever the fuck I want.” And that phrase continues to give me power.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 20/04/2026
If you used the current political and business leaders in the US as characters in an early to mid 2010’s prestige television drama, the fans would reject them for being too cartoonishly evil to be taken seriously
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 20/04/2026
“Spring”
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Strait of Hormuz will be opened by Gelfling hand or else by none.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 19/04/2026
Checklist to see if I have all these movies in the trilogy before starting to watch: • The Matrix • The Matrix Strikes Back • Return of the Matrix
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
zapp branigan the blowhard kirk-esque space captain from futurama, standing on the bridge wondering what makes a man turn neutral, as he hates the planet of neutrals
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 19/04/2026
Cool, a two for one deal
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 17/04/2026
Watching a show where America is being run by a mentally unstable fascist who fancies himself a Christ-like figure and is surrounded by sycophants who will do any insane thing he comes up with like rounding up people he considers enemies and putting them in camps. Good thing this is only fiction.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 17/04/2026
Of course the forest floor is dirty, nature abhors a vacuum
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Don’t quote me on this but I think that Chuck Schumer might not have our best interests at heart.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/04/2026
I was fine with the racism and transphobia, but THIS?? you've lost a loyal white customer target 😢😤
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/04/2026
new bucket list unlocked for my adhd craft friends:
Critically endangered crafts
Crafts classified as 'critically endangered' are those at serious risk of no longer being practised. They m include crafts with a shrinking base of craftspeople, crafts with limited training opportunities, crafts wit financial viability, or crafts where there is no mechanism to pass on the skills and knowledge.
Arrowsmithing
Basketwork furniture making
Bell founding
Besom broom making MORE ENDANGERED
Bow making (musical)
Bowed-felt hat making
Chain making
Clay pipe making
Clog making
Coiled straw basket making
Coppersmithing (objects)
Copper wheel engraving
Currach making
Cut crystal glass making NEW
Devon stave basket making
Diamond cutting
Encaustic tile making
Engine turned engraving
Fabric pleating
Fair Isle chair making
Fan making
Figurehead carving NEW
Flower making (trade and manufacturing) NEW
Flute making (concert)
Fore-edge painting
Frame knitting
Glass eye making
Glove making MORE ENDANGERED
Hat block making
Hat plaiting
Horse collar making
Horsehair weaving
Linen beetling NEW
Linen damask weaving
Maille making
Matte painting (filmmaking) NEW
Metal thread making
Millwrighting
Northern Isles basket making
Orrery making
Paper making (trade and manufacturing)
Parchment and vellum making
Piano making
Pietra dura NEW
Plane making
Plume making
Pointe shoe making
Pottery (trade and manufacturing)
Quilting (frame NEW |
Rake making MORE ENDANGERED
Rattan furniture making NEW
Saw making
Scientific and optical instrument making
Scissor making
Sieve and riddle making
Silk ribbon weaving
Silver spinning
Spade making
Spinning wheel making
Straw hat making
Sussex trug making
Swill basket making
Tanning (oak bark)
Thatching (Irish vernacular) NEW
Thatching (Scottish vernacular)
Thatching (Welsh vernacular) NEW
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Tinsmithing
Wainwrighting
Watch face enamelling
Watch making
Whip making
Wooden fishing net making
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Sam Feldman @srfeld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's a bad sign that Spanberger, elected on a wave of opposition to Trump and his swollen militarized secret police force, is insisting that Virginia sheriffs and jails continue to imprison people past their release date in order to hand them over to ICE. This grants ICE power it should not have.
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Terra Field @rainofterra.gay · 14/04/2026
This skeet is accidentally a perfect metaphor for the DoorDash to the Oval Office story.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 14/04/2026
If I ever become god-empress of the internet and can do what ever I want, the first thing I would do is ban and delete every “_______ Dept of Memes” account
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026
“Maybe internet age verification will make kids go hang out with each other in person at the mall like when I was a kid” The mall: Minors must be accompanied by an adult at all times
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026
HRT is powerful
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog

A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale. Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026
Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 13/04/2026
We should probably start putting warning labels on money, excessive exposure seems to lead to severe cognitive issues
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
burn it all down.
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fuck the Vatican, regardless of who's pope.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 13/04/2026
Also please ignore when I said that once someone has a billion dollars they should no longer count as a human but a dragon, and if someone slays them it's not a crime but a reason to have a big feast, the hand of a beautiful maiden in marriage, and for songs to be written about their heroic act.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11/04/2026
If you recognize which unnamed woman is talking because you're asked for comment and the comment makes it clear which of the woman's rape stories match your memory of events, and you text that specific woman and say "stop telling people I raped you," that is.... sure an admission of something.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 11/04/2026
The hardest part of being trans is that no one believes you never liked Harry Potter even before Joanne went full mask off transphobe
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"we can't impeach because we want to focus on corruption" is so stupid only they'd come up with it
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born
screenshot of jason pye and tyler harris from the Project Liberal org website. they both look like they have an encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 09/04/2026
I don’t know why Trump needed to start his own social network to be racist on, Nextdoor already existed
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 08/04/2026
I could jam out a giant thread about this, but the hard work was already done by @acollierastro.bsky.social so I'm assigning you to watch an hour-long video about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJI6qIqURA
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billionaires want you to know they could have done physics
YouTube video by Angela Collier
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 03/01/2026
Macaulay Culkin in Fallout saying 
All that remains of America is the overwhelming evidence of its failure
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
oh NOW the tent's too big? I guess nazi tattoo guy takes up a lot of space
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/04/2026
Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.
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Bridget Sharitt @bridget.sharitt.com · 07/04/2026
Going to wait and do the dishes in the morning instead of tonight just in case there’s no reason to have done them
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