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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 21h
Damn
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Comic strip showing a stand-up comedian under the title "The Ones Who Bomb In Omegas"

He is saying "Hooboy, I should not have brought up the child. This is a tough room, but not the worst room in the city. Am I right?"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I just flew in from Newark and, boy, are my arms tired!"
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Dan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is what a real leader says.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The absolute state of things.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who?
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton turned down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom. Twice.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shit on a shingle.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every hamburger I have eaten the past 6 months has been gristley and grainy. Horsemeat would be an improvement.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I like this guy.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Honey Badger. For these trying times. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7w...
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The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
YouTube video by czg123
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Absolutely stunning video. Never realized. www.mcz.harvard.edu/resource/res...
mcz.harvard.edu
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's how you get ticks.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dan Rather got ratfucked with GW Bush's fake military records. CBS ran the story without properly authenticating the documents. It ended any further discussion about Bush's absentee TexANG service and it ended Rather's career.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 20/08/2026
I hadn't seen what he said leading up to the radioactive "travel with Natalie" line. It was even more innocuous than I thought! And when you see the context, you see why republicans fixated on it. Because the rest was FAR more damaging.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel like there’s an alternate universe in which Natalie Harp started dyeing her hair black instead of platinum blonde and ended up being the kind of girl who wrote letters to famous serial killers in prison
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This Buster Bluth looking motherfucker
Neal Katyal at Burning Man
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Access über alles
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🤢🤮
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Panama for me.
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usagibrian @usagibrian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hadestown: The Musical (2026) BluRay release in the US is listed as October 20 if anyone needed that information. Pre-orders now open.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why does Melania look like her boobs were hastily redacted?
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
McDouble homicide
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Assume deer dead
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very enjoyable to see Andy Ogles lose.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This talking point is just another consequence of Merrick Garland's cowardice and complicity.
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🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
For folks wanting a bit of late-Soviet animation: youtu.be/5LNHYz89sNc
youtu.be
"There Will Come Soft Rains" - Budet Laskovyj Dozhd
YouTube video by Candyrunner
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Orange cats are the best cats.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, because it has "urban" in the title.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ashy Shrek
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I was a city-dweller working a congressional campaign in SW Kentucky, and those Democratic farmers were rude and condescending as fuck to my face once they learned I wasn't from around there.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon spoke at an anti-war rally in D.C. around 2007-2008. When they came off the stage, the organizers had dozens of volunteers surround them, linking arms and forming a clear path to their waiting vehicle. A veteran jeered at them, "Thank you for being so famous!"
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He really looks like a soldier now.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Since she's doing it for content just start playing Disney music in the background. Mickey Mouse has better lawyers than Jesus.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh no! Good kitty.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog
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Mandalorian Baby
Alt: Werner Herzog saying Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Put him right outside the elevator
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
everything’s great thanks
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The closets in Capitol Hill are emptying at an alarming rate.
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