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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This Buster Bluth looking motherfucker
Neal Katyal at Burning Man
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Assume deer dead
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Trillium
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It Follows
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That looks strikingly like a Ginko biloba leaf. I wonder if they co-evolved?
Ginkgo leaves on a grave marker.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I'm getting evil Andy Daly from this guy
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Every day is Arbor-tion Day at Plant Parenthood!
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from Jaws.
Paul Newman shooting pool in The Hustler
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Add it to Urban Dictionary! help.urbandictionary.com/article/41-a...
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
FYI getting this message:
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I remember a state legislalator in West Virginia who voted to legalize raw milk consumption, and a farmer met with him after the vote so he could chug a big glass of it on camera. He got really sick and was trapped in his office with mega-diarrhea.
A MAGA state legislator lying on the couch in his office, sickened by raw-milk probiotics
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
From the wire. 2 men speaking at a bridge
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A list of 5 bills passed in the house with Representative Lauren Underwood as primary sponsor
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Samuel L Jackson and Samuel D Jackson. A joke about chirality
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
For Louisville, KY residents, the Ohio River at yhe McAlpine locks is predicted to peak at around 35 feet by Monday night, it is currently at 18 feet. Flood stage is 23 feet. #Louisville #flood
Ohio River flood gauge for McAlpine locks, Louisville Kentucky from Noaa.gov
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Image from movie Animal House. Dean Wormer in gray suit saying Put them on double secret probation
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Is it "The Boot?" A boot/ leg shaped glass that comes in several sizes?
3 full beer glasses, large to small, full of amber liquid
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Seems to fit
Dictionary definition of marauder: noun a rover in quest of booty
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Damn, feed me more of those Deep Theatre Cuts
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
What a great ad
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Grandpa Simpson pointing finger and saying it will happen to you
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Ea-nāṣir, concerned he may take the blame for poor quality Neolithic copper, awaiting a cuneform tablet.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Here's Trump and Chuck canoodling at last year's weirdo catholic NYC Jesus Roast
Trump and Schumer yukking it up at a black-tie Papist convention in NYC last year. Trump is acting awfully friendly with a Palestinian
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Veteran's March to protect the VA. Frankfort, KY
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oooh.
200 year-old Ginkgo biloba in gold fall color
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This mfer even prays like he's sitting on a toilet
Trump seated surrounded by cult members
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Asked and answered www.thecut.com/2021/03/andr...
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Cartoon panel titled How Tarrifs Work. Trump peeing on a fan and the fan blowing the pee back on Trump, contributing to The Odor
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you know, you know.
Saddam Hussain having all of his perceived enemies in parliament dragged out of the room and shot
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Shagbark hickories are always trying to climb out of their own skin
A shagbark hickoryAnother shagbark hickory
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You take away Joann Fabrics, and now all of these crafty ladies have time on their hands
Woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
That's how god likes his dinosaurs
Image from tiktok, god and an angel discuss whether god wanted the dinosaurs "meatier" or be killed by a "meteor"
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The NYT has accepted and promoted Trump's unconstitutional delusion that the leadership of the military works for him ("his generals"). This is a sanewashing headline written by mealy-mouthed collaborationist editors, and it is about as far as most people will read into the story.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How do you explain this?
Head of afd
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"Could a raging alcoholic do THIS?"
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A list of the current average prices for consumer goods and economic indicators as of November 8 2024
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Kara Swisher is as responsible as anyone for the deification of Silicon Valley tech bros, Elon and Zuckerberg in particular. Fawning interviews, performative pushback when she couldn't defend them. "But I like Elon!" Always maintaining access to them because they see her as an ally.
Kara Swisher BlueSky retweet of Ally Fogg defending Elon
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
More like "Chief Monster"
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Always has been
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Is it just a coincidence that this looks like a very alarming colonoscopy image?
Image of planet air temperature trends showing either significant warming or colon cancer.
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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
Charlie Chaplin in The Littlest Dictator
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