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Brian Shea

@brianshea.org
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improv comedian, content creator, jackass of all trades highwireimprov.com brianshea.org brianshea.substack.com

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created.
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026
Adding my contribution to the kitty on Labor Day
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026
"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/09/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 25/08/2026
I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.
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Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side
ALT: Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026
It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children.
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026
It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 13/08/2026
I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond? Fuck, yeah.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Taskmaster Education @taskmasteredu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning. Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun. 👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener).
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/08/2026
My "favorite" part about the return of Ted Lasso is all the critics who can't wait to tell people why they shouldn't like Ted Lasso even though a lot of people love Ted Lasso.
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026
"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We’re just normal men
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Jennifer 🍄
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18 PM
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
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The Wire: Makes Me Sick, Bunk
ALT: The Wire: Makes Me Sick, Bunk
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i mean lol
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Mike Elias (2023) Mike Elias (2024) Mike Elias (2025) Mike Elias (2026)
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
Niche crossover post
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months.
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team. What a fucking irresponsible clown.
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026
Mind numbingly stupid
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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mike Elias has traded the Orioles only all star at 3 of the last 5 deadlines
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/08/2026
Just overheard this in the hotel lobby and it killed me. GUY: [inexplicably bragging about how he doesn't need to use deodorant that often] A stick can last me like two years. WOMAN: [bored] Crazy. Are you taking the cap off?
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 28/07/2026
AND NOW MY BROTHER IN CHRIST COBY MAYO
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 28/07/2026
ONE MORE TIME
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026
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Haley Joel Osment: I See Dead People
ALT: Haley Joel Osment: I See Dead People
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026
"How about therapy?" "What if I made an album about how people are fucking stupid if they don't accept my shittiness?"
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Everyone who lives and dies by this sport is sick. This is sick.
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/07/2026
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George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So who the hell did I just have a 20 minute phone conversation with?
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just had a 20 minute phone call with Lindsey Graham and he said he likes the ladies in a normal, sexy way
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 12/07/2026
"Sorry, Lindsey, they think he's dead so we have to kill someone else so they stop asking questions."
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 10/07/2026
Sure we didn't advance past the Round of 16, but we do have the grand old tradition of older players shitting on the current team
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/07/2026
here’s your benny hill
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026
I made really good (well, to me) fried rice tonight with some grilled chicken, mushrooms and onions. Never made it before. I'm basically a professional chef now.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/07/2026
This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A catastrophically blown lead in an Atlanta football stadium by a team in black and red, you say?
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026
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Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026
So bad
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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026
God Bless Zlatan
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Onion always helps me cope theonion.com/loved-ones-r...
Loved Ones Recall USMNT's Cowardly Battle With Belgium
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