Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created. 040
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+ 020
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/09/2026LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this) 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 25/08/2026I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.static.klipy.comMeaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A SideALT: Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side 020
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children. 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol 220
Reposted by Brian SheaThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams… 362542250
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 13/08/2026I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond? Fuck, yeah. 010
Reposted by Brian SheaCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface 12940191067
Reposted by Brian SheaTaskmaster Education @taskmasteredu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning. Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun. 👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do. 0102
Reposted by Brian SheaDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener). 014025
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/08/2026My "favorite" part about the return of Ted Lasso is all the critics who can't wait to tell people why they shouldn't like Ted Lasso even though a lot of people love Ted Lasso.static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball 140
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting. 000
Reposted by Brian SheaCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray 1125051
Reposted by Brian SheaWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’re just normal men 91356468
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Wire: Makes Me Sick, BunkALT: The Wire: Makes Me Sick, Bunk 031
Reposted by Brian SheaDr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Mike Elias (2023) Mike Elias (2024) Mike Elias (2025) Mike Elias (2026) 0449
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months. 030
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team. What a fucking irresponsible clown. 010
Reposted by Brian SheaThe Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mike Elias has traded the Orioles only all star at 3 of the last 5 deadlines 89332
Reposted by Brian SheaEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/08/2026Just overheard this in the hotel lobby and it killed me. GUY: [inexplicably bragging about how he doesn't need to use deodorant that often] A stick can last me like two years. WOMAN: [bored] Crazy. Are you taking the cap off? 420135
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comHaley Joel Osment: I See Dead PeopleALT: Haley Joel Osment: I See Dead People 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026"How about therapy?" "What if I made an album about how people are fucking stupid if they don't accept my shittiness?" 010
Reposted by Brian SheaMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everyone who lives and dies by this sport is sick. This is sick. 2635730
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?ALT: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That? 010
Reposted by Brian SheaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes 8280391499
Reposted by Brian SheaAisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So who the hell did I just have a 20 minute phone conversation with? 0123
Reposted by Brian Sheaghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess 534612582
Reposted by Brian SheaGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I just had a 20 minute phone call with Lindsey Graham and he said he likes the ladies in a normal, sexy way 0283
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 12/07/2026"Sorry, Lindsey, they think he's dead so we have to kill someone else so they stop asking questions."static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 10/07/2026Sure we didn't advance past the Round of 16, but we do have the grand old tradition of older players shitting on the current team 020
Reposted by Brian Sheadr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/07/2026here’s your benny hill 14688168
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026I made really good (well, to me) fried rice tonight with some grilled chicken, mushrooms and onions. Never made it before. I'm basically a professional chef now. 030
Reposted by Brian Sheakyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144762889
Reposted by Brian SheaKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/07/2026This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino 562493
Reposted by Brian SheaMatthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A catastrophically blown lead in an Atlanta football stadium by a team in black and red, you say? 45811
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comRasheed Wallace: Ball Don't LieALT: Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie 010
Reposted by Brian SheaMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Onion always helps me cope theonion.com/loved-ones-r... 2473