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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/09/2026

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026

"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/07/2026

This needs to be our second half spirit animal

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 02/07/2026

The "offsides is dumb" and "why do they roll around like that" people are the anti-vaxxers of sports.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 12/06/2026

Beat you. I think this is 2002ish.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 05/05/2026

Read the first draft of a new sketch I wrote open.substack.com/pub/brianshe...

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 17/04/2026

This kind of bullshit was inevitable

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 14/04/2026

In the old country, they would drop her in a vat of ranch. If she floated, she was a witch.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/01/2026

The bully threatening to steal my lunch and I are having a fundamental disagreement about whose food it is.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 26/11/2025

You'll be visited by three spirits the three spirits

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 10/11/2025

Live feed of future Senate proceedings.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 25/09/2025

I was posting this as Coby Mayo went yard. Nature is healing.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/09/2025

We created a thing in #Baltimore with @highwireimprov.bsky.social. Tonight we did it in our own space for the first time. Come check us out.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 05/09/2025

Sorry I can't answer your email right now. I'm in a meeting.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/09/2025

Pray for me "walking around Baltimore."

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 08/08/2025

"Flerda" "Missorti" "Missa" I approve of these three changes

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/08/2025

We at @highwireimprov.bsky.social are building an improv theater in #Baltimore. This is how the performance space part of our home in #Highlandtown has changed in just two months. Permits pending, we will open by the end of the month. This is an amazing journey, and I can't wait to show it off.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/08/2025

Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness. JAVIE MARTZOUKAS! #imlockedin @taskmaster.tv skmaster.tv @5teviem.bsky.social

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/07/2025

Local grocery store ad slut shaming Little Debbie

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 11/07/2025

Sitting alone at the outside tables at a local bar. A couple of Harleys pull up to the adjacent stop light. They start revving their engines. I instinctively make a jerkoff motion casually. Look up and some folks leaving the bar have noticed and are laughing. Happy Thursday.

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/07/2025

Orioles just signed their new backup catcher. #IYKYK #OriolesMagic #BirdLand

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/06/2025

Man, @kentremendous.bsky.social must be mad they are stealing his schtick

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Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/06/2025

Get yourself someone who will sit on the other end of a four-seat row at a baseball game, but still shit talk the people sitting in front of you via text. And they also drive you home because you had a bunch of beer. Father's Day was an undeniable blast.