Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created. 040
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 07/09/2026"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+ 020
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/09/2026LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this) 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 25/08/2026I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.static.klipy.comMeaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A SideALT: Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side 020
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children. 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 16/08/2026It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol 220
Reposted by Brian SheaThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams… 362542250
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 13/08/2026Said that recently to a (non-Baltimore) group for something far less troublesome. But I was not about to be misunderstood. Love the fewer fucks I have getting older. 110
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 13/08/2026I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond? Fuck, yeah. 010
Reposted by Brian SheaCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface 12940191067
Reposted by Brian SheaTaskmaster Education @taskmasteredu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning. Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun. 👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do. 0102
Reposted by Brian SheaDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener). 014025
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/08/2026And, for the record, I read one positive review which spent far too much real estate on the people who made hating Ted Lasso their personality and then remembered that I don't need permission to like what I like or praise for following my own tastes. You do you. Just don't shit on people's joy. 030
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 06/08/2026My "favorite" part about the return of Ted Lasso is all the critics who can't wait to tell people why they shouldn't like Ted Lasso even though a lot of people love Ted Lasso.static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball 140
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026The trade paralysis is such a weight on this team. They see fans still loving guys like Markakis and Mancini and fear they will trade away a future fan favorite. 100
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting. 000
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott (Steve Carell) Says Thank YouALT: Michael Scott (Steve Carell) Says Thank You 000
Reposted by Brian SheaCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray 1125051
Reposted by Brian SheaWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’re just normal men 91356468
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Pepe Silvia ConspiracyALT: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 04/08/2026We are being told that they aren't giving up on this year, yet not one person they got will be a meaningful contributor and we lost 3-4 guys who played/pitched regularly. I like analytics, but when they are used to gaslight me time and time again, I've got other interests in life. 000
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026Or at least trade them at the deadline for someone who can help right now for a change. That is what infuriates me. But I am on team #keepgreatplayers 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Wire: Makes Me Sick, BunkALT: The Wire: Makes Me Sick, Bunk 031
Reposted by Brian SheaDr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Mike Elias (2023) Mike Elias (2024) Mike Elias (2025) Mike Elias (2026) 0449
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months. 030
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team. What a fucking irresponsible clown. 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 03/08/2026Yes, once again trading a guy who is good now for a guy who should be good in a few years is going to make us feel better. 000
Reposted by Brian SheaThe Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mike Elias has traded the Orioles only all star at 3 of the last 5 deadlines 89332
Reposted by Brian SheaEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/08/2026Just overheard this in the hotel lobby and it killed me. GUY: [inexplicably bragging about how he doesn't need to use deodorant that often] A stick can last me like two years. WOMAN: [bored] Crazy. Are you taking the cap off? 420135
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comHaley Joel Osment: I See Dead PeopleALT: Haley Joel Osment: I See Dead People 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 22/07/2026"How about therapy?" "What if I made an album about how people are fucking stupid if they don't accept my shittiness?" 010
Reposted by Brian SheaMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everyone who lives and dies by this sport is sick. This is sick. 2635730
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/07/2026My favorite team wonstatic.klipy.comBill Hader: In a Word, ChaosALT: Bill Hader: In a Word, Chaos 010
Brian Shea @brianshea.org · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?ALT: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That? 010
Reposted by Brian SheaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes 8280391499
Reposted by Brian SheaAisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So who the hell did I just have a 20 minute phone conversation with? 0123
Reposted by Brian Sheaghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess 534612582
Reposted by Brian SheaGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I just had a 20 minute phone call with Lindsey Graham and he said he likes the ladies in a normal, sexy way 0283