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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21h
Hours later, Trump posts that the US has just had “productive talks” with Iran and announced the US will not attack Iran before the midterms.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21h
what does a person who's automated their whole life to AI do with all the time they saved with AI by not being a person
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
oh bezos is *juicing* juicing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/10/2026
"As we've said before, the bar for removal under the Twenty-Fifth Amendment is quite high. One little remark about approving the deaths of tens of millions of Americans at the hands of a foreign power shouldn't warrant such a severe response." buff.ly/utv8fhC
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Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Offers to Let an Enemy Bomb an American City
“As we’ve said before, the bar for removal under the Twenty-Fifth Amendment is quite high. One little remark about approving the deaths of tens of millions o...
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joe cusack @joebos617.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shams tweets out that she signs a 5 yr/150m contract with Judaism. The internet begs Woj to come out of retirement for this one and find out what Islam and Buddhism were offering
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Why Sydney Sweeney Is Reportedly Considering Converting To Judaism
Sydney Sweeney’s relationship with Scooter Braun isn’t just a fling. In fact, insiders say this relationship is getting so serious that “The Housemaid” star is considering making a major move to forwa...
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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Again, how much did Polymarket make off the LeBron free agency game this summer?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-…
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not the only reason but a brand of inevitability, FOMO, anxiety, and, ‘if you don’t see it it means you’re not smart enough’ has become the chief way silicon valley (led by venture capita) markets its products.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, okay.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild how we went from "Wikipedia isn't a reliable source" to "Google isn't a reliable source"
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt trying to save his accusations after Klobuchar called him out for not knowing the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks:
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Iowa!
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The author of this ill-timed, two-graph beat-sweetener is none other than Axios's co-founder, Jim VandeHei
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Sam Kamin @sjkamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sen Kennedy holding up a poster with a Hawks player with Caitlin Clark’s face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Solid windmill slam from LSU's Landen Clark
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 24/09/2026
New York has sued the prediction market Polymarket.
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New York sues prediction market Polymarket, calling it an unlicensed gambling operation
New York has sued the prediction market Polymarket. It argues that the platform is an unlicensed gambling operation and wants a judge to block the company from operating in the state.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t they just turn off their own shit?
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Total collapse: 70% say his Iran war has hurt the US 75% say he has no plan for the war 76% say the war isn't worth the costs
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ranking the nba head coaches most likely to institute a "no screen time after dinner the night before a game" rule: 1. rick carlisle 2. charles lee 3. erik spoelstra 4. joe mazzulla* 5. dusty may 6. will hardy 7. chris finch 8. taylor jenkins 9. jordi fernandez 10. darko rajokovic
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much fucking money do you need, man?
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Defector @defector.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, perhaps best known for writing the kind of music that your second cousin chooses to play for the father-daughter dance at her wedding, cemented his status as a floppy-spine dummy this week by bending the knee to American billionaire idiot Robert Kraft. defector.com/massive-own-...
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Massive Own-Goal Scored By Ed Sheeran | Defector
Ed Sheeran, perhaps best known for writing the kind of music that your second cousin chooses to play for the father-daughter dance at her wedding, cemented his status as a floppy-spine dummy this…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, it's a good thing Ed Sheeran decided to steer clear of politics, that worked out well for him
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sorry im a moron who doesn't understand civics but why do these people never have to go to work
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 15/09/2026
Breaking News: A federal judge ruled that the Kennedy Center could not inscribe President Trump’s name on the institution’s exterior. nyti.ms/4h8tf06
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026
"We are not a 'school.' We are a hospital system with a football team. We collect grants from the federal government, payouts from insurance companies, and licensing revenue from television networks. That is our raison d’être." buff.ly/DUbh42r
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We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
“At our core, we are devoted to learning. Specifically, we want to learn how to extract as much value as possible from everyone and everything we interact wi...
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#BREAKING: Over public dissents from Justices Thomas and Alito, #SCOTUS *denies* the Trump administration’s request for a stay in the mail-in ballots case. The USPS Rule will remain blocked—almost certainly through the midterms.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026
Genuinely an insane paragraph from Sam Alito. “Voter fraud is real and scary and we have to stop it, so the fact that implementing Trump’s mail ballot rule will disenfranchise millions is legally irrelevant.” Brain melted. A right-wing podcaster in a robe. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
___, (slip op., at 9) (internal quotation marks omitted).
As for the equities, the Government has a strong interest
in enforcing the rule, and implementing it will also “en-
hance the visibility of Federal Ballot Mail” in order to better
detect election fraud. 91 Fed. Reg. 54972. On the other side
of the balance, the plaintiff States invoke the practical ef-
fects of implementing the rule close to the midterm elec-
tions. I take that problem very seriously, but it is not
enough to convince me to deny the application.
First, as the District Court acknowledged, the States dis-
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 14/09/2026
Ballmer suddenly acting contrite and then the Clippers getting 2 firsts from the Raptors is a sign of things to come Clippers will get their penalty reduced and then, at the end of the day, they will be net minus just one or two picks for the most egregious rule-breaking we've seen from an NBA team
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Turns out the person who demanded that Macklemore be removed was Patriots owner Bob Kraft under threat that he would cancel their tour stop at the Patriots stadium. Oligarchal pressure stomping the first amendment. Also Ed Sheeran is a fucking coward. Writing about all this now.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This will be on the screen at the start of the next "Planet of the Apes" or "I Am Legend" end of the world flick
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reporter: Is it true the president is working with Satan? Mike Johnson: Who? Reporter: The bad guy from The Bible Mike Johnson: Not ringing any bells
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the opposite of the way Ted Cruz appearances go
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GO BLUE!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Well, senator, I realize *you* can't stop thinking about middle-schoolers private parts, but I happen to think the cratering economy and murderous state goons killing people in our streets are more important than the sanctity of a damn swim meet or whatever you're prattling on about today"
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Ace Pedraz-AHHHH 🎃🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @candacepedraza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this every single year.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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