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TJ Hatter 🏛

@tjhatter.bsky.social
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#NYer Lord Of Charcoal Ghleann & 🇮🇪🇺🇸🏴 Affairs To Fight The Good Fight, To Finish The Race & To Keep The Faith Alumni @edinburghpir.bsky.social @downingcollege.bsky.social #GoVols #COYG 🇺🇸 Chairman 🚨#WembySickos🚨 🚨#MbappéSickos🚨

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 5h
So pleased to see this adopted as “Trump says” framing. It is exactly correct. Everyone do it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 5h
Banner week for the Mid-Tier Ivy Leaguers & their leaders.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 8h
Be the iceberg you want to see in the world.
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Morgan Moriarty @morgantmoriarty.bsky.social · 6h
10/10 no notes.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 6h
This is really something and worth your time. For those who don't know, the guy who isn't Jeremy O. Harris is Mark Guiducci, editorial director of Vanity Fair. And having worked on the print side of magazine for decades, I can confirm that "What thay want is the picture" is the cold, brutal truth.
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 6h
Sliwa loves his city. Full stop. He clearly believes that Mamdani does too. This is what good local politics/put certain political differences aside should look like.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6h
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 6h
This will be funded and in our faces within the next six months.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16h
The noises that Dave Matthews makes here are so 1999 they make me want to watch an Adam Sandler movie on DVD in a home theater in a McMansion that will be repossessed in eight years 
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What did the Sheikh know and when did he know it?
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May It Echo Loudly www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
theatlantic.com
'He Was a Crook'
Hunter S. Thompson's scathing obituary of Nixon
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
this tracks, since nixon being forced to resign was the original sin that led to the modern conservative media environment that gave us trump
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey you, Europe, You know how we started a war without telling you, failed badly, and hurt all our economies? No, after we tariffed you, lectured you that Russia isn’t a threat, and demanded territory. Okay. So. Weaken yourself to rescue us or we’ll hurt our own economy more and you’ll be sorry.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are they going to give England a system like Ireland? Because that would make for a much more interesting and potentially less brutal brand of Westminster politics.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 Cursed Bald Man Forever 🎶 🎶 Whatever The Weather 🎶 🎶 The Cheating Is Known 🎶 🎶 And My Hearrrrrrrrrt 🎶 🎶 Will Forgive You NEVER 🎶 🎶 Your Wins Are FOREVER 🎶 🎶 Erased From The Stone 🎶
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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Pat Forde @bypatforde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This utter psychopath sent others to bomb the wrong target and kill children in Iran.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not think your mind was boggled. I think it ceased working entirely.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a non-zero chance he actually had no idea or forgot. The man was born in 1933. He came of age politically bitching about Roosevelt.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
patiently waiting
spam text message asking me if i will vote for republicans this november.  i replied “only if you can tell me if i attended a hawks game or a hawkeyes game”
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😡moth😀 @7amkickoff.com · 30/09/2026
The guy who personally brokered the shit deal that let City escape all punishment was none other than FIFA peace prize maker-upper, king of corruption, and the guy who sold the world cup to Saudi Arabia and Abu Dhabi, Gianni Infantino.
The "adjudicatory chamber" of Uefa's Club Financial Control Body (CFCB) is
understood to be hearing the charges made against the club this week.

If its panel finds the charges proven it could ban City from the Champions
League, the trophy the club has most coveted since the start of Mansour's
£1.3bn project and transformational 2016 appointment of Pep Guardiola as
manager. City are certain to appeal against any adverse finding to the court of
arbitration for sport.

In 2014 European football's governing body was led by the now Fifa
president, Gianni Infantino, and leaks published in 2018 by Der Spiegel
appear to show he was personally involved in the settlement.

UEF
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😡moth😀 @7amkickoff.com · 30/09/2026
Oh this is the good stuff. The REASON UEFA weren't able to punish City is because they settled with City in 2014 (a settlement City broke) and when they opened the investigation again in 2018 they only had one year before the statute of limitations would run out. Guess who brokered the settlement?
The findings against City were made by consultants appointed by Uefa in
spring 2014 to delve further into the accounts the club submitted. The
Guardian can reveal Uefa concluded City had made losses totalling
approximately €180m in 2012 and 2013, vastly exceeding the €45m FFP
maximum deficit allowed, provided those losses were covered by an owner.

Uefa's first inquiry into City over FFP has been known about for six years. So
too has the deal which City eventually and reluctantly agreed with Uefa to
limit their transfer spending. But the detail of the process, revealed today by
the Guardian, has never officially been made public.

The Guardian understands that within Uefa there were people who believed
the regulations should have been more strictly enforced in 2014 and one staff
member working on FFP is said to have left shortly after the settlement was
agreed.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want future historians to know that, while not all of the events of this decade were dark, damn every single person in a position of authority, when given the opportunity, were actively shitty. To their customers, constituents, neighbors, and even pets. And we noticed. And it sucked.
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ready for movies to go MAGA? The world’s biggest entertainment conglomerate is about to formed with the merger of Paramount-Skydance and Warner Bros-Discovery. And it’ll all be in the hands of Trump acolytes, the Ellison family. Film & TV is about to shift rightward In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
heraldscotland.com
'Are you ready for movies to go MAGA? You better be – it’s inevitable'
A giant media merger is about to create one of the largest entertainment conglomerates in history - and it will all be owned by moguls loyal to…
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YES!!!!!!!!! #COMEONANDY
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶 Cursed Bald Man Forever 🎶 🎶 Whatever The Weather 🎶 🎶 The Cheating Is Known 🎶 🎶 And My Hearrrrrrrrrt 🎶 🎶 Will Forgive You NEVER!🎶 🎶 Your Wins Will FOREVER 🎶 🎶 Be Erased From The Stone 🎶
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gourmet
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Mystery of glasses theft deepens as they are discovered to have been on my head the whole time
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Live video of the White House policy planning staff
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously just enforce normal liability for AI on the owners and so much of this shit goes away AI companies want to be treated like the hired expert when it comes to pocketing any financial flows, but like a cursory Google Search whenever it comes to liability
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is goddamn evil (complementary).
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Paris has embarked on a grand transformation, planting 155k trees, adding hundreds of kms of bike lanes, pedestrianising 300 school streets and banning cars from the banks of the Seine. Parking has been turned into green space…Fewer parents fear their child being run over when they walk to school.”
theguardian.com
How Paris swapped cars for bikes – and transformed its streets
Under Anne Hidalgo – mayor for 12 years until last week – the French capital added bike lanes, cut traffic and reclaimed public space, but not without resistance
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one person to follow for explaining football financial shenanigans is @cweatherspoon.bsky.social
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is peak Twitter sports commentary. Gourmet. At least I can thank City for that.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can help: Sen. Cory Booker, a former Stanford tight end, proposed an amendment that would hold coaches to the same financial & transfer regulations that the bill intends to place on players. The amendment was shot down 47-52. Yeet this plantation inspired anti-labor bill into the sun.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Era In One Goddamn Picture
MAGA Leaders
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lula is the FDR of Brazil. Of course, a magazine designated to Advocate for “Make the World 1843 Again” and led by a bunch of private educated private club attendees aren’t gonna like that. Which is how you know Lula is on the right side.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a non-zero chance this is in the instruction manual for new employees at the Department of Homeland Security. And to be clear, the Homeland security guy is the one on the right.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pope Leo & Mayor Mamdani are what you get when the right person gets their dream job and goes All Out to do the right thing. That’s what leadership & hope looks like.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Little water on Yamal in his campaigning era.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you understand how difficult it is to be green?
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Irish Studies@LivUni @irishinstitute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As the @chrismullinexmp.bsky.social prophecy foretold.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It isn’t satire for some of these drug addled sociopaths, it’s the endgame.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s a Terrific player and a great credit to Arsenal. Get this man some pace on his left and it allows him to be who he is.
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Erling Haaland leading the viking row chant
ALT: Erling Haaland leading the viking row chant
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell Is Empty, The Devils Are All Here & In Charge
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TJ Hatter 🏛 @tjhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will it stop them from burning money, hurting families & the economy & firing people after working them to the bone? Glad you asked, because NO.
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