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Low Value Human Capital

@briankellett.bsky.social
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ISRU and Churn specialist. Can’t read DMs because I live in a country that has lost it’s damn mind. 🇬🇧

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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Same - I’ll watch anything he does, same for Hampshire/Stashwick.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wait until you see that Tottenham police station has a lovely view of Tower Bridge. 😂 (I’m enjoying it but… yeah)
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Paddington bear giving his trademark ‘hard stare’
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well quite. Because it implies that time is collapsing in on itself, in some sort of cosmic horror - because the alternative is worse. (Gods, I can still remember the first episode of ‘Enders, but not what I had for dinner yesterday)
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ha ha, very funny. I refuse to believe you because you obviously must be lying. And no, I’m not going to check because I think it might upset me.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just imagining if I did this to some rich person wanting to verify they paid their taxes and whether I'd be called a "socialist content creator" or "terrorist"
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reckon the perfect defence would be that he was using it to train an AI model, and therefore laws shouldn’t stand in his way…
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I used to adore letraset. I really should get myself a T square to bring back memories of my design GCSE…
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As someone who left Labour for the Greens in 2022, I can tell you I will not be going back whilst the Labour party supports genocide, is openly transphobic, terrorises disabled people, wants the planet to burn and keeps talking about the “legitimate concerns” of racist mobs. So never then?
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Mark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am not sure I like the modern age of being forced to listen to super rich fuck wits. But I'm not sure I liked the previous modern age of being forced to listen to super posh fuck wits. The least interesting people have the loudest voices and bought the fucking platforms to bore from.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They are, and it is 😂 Scalpers are a real problem in the Pokémon space recently and this is *chef’s kiss*
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...
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Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nearly did this yesterday to the person teaching me how to do literacy interventions for some of my students because she’s using it to produce teaching materials. But I’m trying to be a ‘nice human’ in my new job and am learning to pick my battles. It’s only taken me 55 years to start doing that.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Send it to me so I can wear it at work please. Please.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my SEN kids can’t remember what happened seven seconds ago - but he can remember and play that game all day. Lovely lad, always happy. Even happy to lose the game when I play back 😂
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tried it with one of my smarter autistic students after she’d settled from a sensory overload. She was already aware of the word ‘changeling’ because she also knows ‘masking’, but not the origin of it. “Cool… I LIKE it!” was her response. I call that a success 👍
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear ASDA, Bugger off. I don’t want to have to endure three months of some Bronze Age, Middle Eastern cult’s festival of capitalism. Can we content ourselves with just the *one* month? Yours, Bah Humbug.
Christmas branded stuff on sale on the first of October. I dislike Christmas.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same. And I reckon some of the kids will get a kick out of it. Even if I disguise it as just some history lesson.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking roared with laughter at the jab at plod. 👍 (I’m pondering explaining changelings to some of my SEN kids, especially as one of the teachers described a daydreamer as ‘away with the fairies’ today)
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
! Also ‘run some tools on your end’ presumably with access to production code seems a bit… insecure. But I’m no tech security expert, what do I know about running almost certainly ‘vibe coded’ tools on my tech assets.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m in a position where I’ll need to spend my nurse pension lump sum before I hit state age so I get housing benefit. And the 8K when I’m 60 will be (hopefully) ‘spent’ by going part time. Turn it into free time.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It genuinely interests me the amount of hate on reddit that pensioners, and more specifically the triple lock gets on reddit. ‘Kicking away the ladder before you climb it’ springs to mind. Which isn’t a saying, but should be.
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
meme depicting a blonde woman lying on a bed in floral pajamas, writing in a journal resting on a pink binder. Large white overlay text reads: "'self care' but its just me not having any human interaction all day". In the bottom-left corner, a muted sound icon is visible.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My two literacy students have this exact issue - they can read the words, but it just doesn’t stay in their heads. Have zero recall, context or inference. Of course they are SEN students and are getting my support to improve at this. I wonder about the rest of the school.
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Queen of Land @queenofland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Problems with lawnmower yesterday and hubs was surprised instead of working on it, I put it away. I was taught not to work on machinery frustrated. "If the machine gods aren't amenable, put it away for a bit or lose some fingers in sacrifice." I'm not sure who taught me that, but it's my policy.
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Austin James @underwhelmed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"What if all the Ai is gone tomorrow? How would everyone survive without it?" is sort of like asking "what if herpes suddenly stopped existing?"
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What surprises me more is that the media happily trot out their words and opinions without pointing this essential paradox out.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Much of my accent is ‘Estuary English’. It’s not a pretty sounding accent.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the teachers I support uses AI for their teaching materials, and it’s *really* obvious they don’t check it as they read it aloud for the first time in front of the class. 😬
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Up for the Pellia impression Latinum up for the ‘AI doesn’t create, only steal’ (I’m awaiting my Anthropic settlement money) Down for not mentioning La’an’s dress like you did Spock’s leather trousers 😉
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Again: "Tilly Norwood" is not a person; it is a shoddy, and also pretty gross puppet. Stop referring to it as "she," and start asking whether there might be something a bit off about wanting to promote a sexualized but also childlike "actor" that can never tell its creators or users "no."
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alex Karp of Palantir says the AI industry must be nationalized to protect it from lawsuits if it accidentally destroys the world. More likely, he sees the bubble about to burst and he wants to be bought out with our tax dollars before that happens.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Off to get some mates to smash up some MP’s cars, because they are obviously all paedophiles. Then refuse to pay my council tax. Because I have legitimate concerns. Can I get some fawning BBC interviews please?
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Literally happening to me right now as I got distracted (I am easily distracted) from taking my meds at lunch and am wondering why my legs are fucking burning.
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“This isn’t the sort of prejudice that comes with an ableist slur or a violent push. It is the gentle, everyday belief certain kinds of lives – certain kinds of people – come with low expectations.” My column on the growing care abroad scandal and what it says. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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An effective ban on disabled people leaving Britain? You read that right, and we will not settle for it | Frances Ryan
This scandal shows there are many who don’t expect us to live rich lives – and that paternalism lives on in disability services, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like it when my players do this. It means I can stretch one night’s prep over two or more nights.
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Novus Tybur @novustybur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Failing your SOC 2 audit for not having a cold iron filter on your firewall.
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sWitch, A Real Live Dead One @switch-is.online · 18/09/2026
fae-run age verification system using the prompt "can you give me your face or valid government ID"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know there'd be some curmudgeonly fae who doesn't understand all this newfangled stuff, their friends are like "ok listen I just got 100 million True Names with zero effort, we live in incredible times" And they're like c'mon there can't even be that many mortals
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're like do you even know how hard it was to get even one True Name just 2 centuries ago? They'd be like kids on Christmas morning with every single report of a massive corporate data breach. Pure glee and excitement
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine a fae creature in the 21st century, buzzing with excitement at each enormous corporate data leak, they're like holy fucking shit 40 million True Names I remember having to work my ass off to get just a dozen
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn’t realise you were only two feet tall!
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll swap the croissants with an endless bag of Wotsits please. (And chopsticks to eat them with so I don’t stain my pages)
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And if you know who Jack Parsons was, you just kinda shrug and remember that history has a habit of repeating.
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Low Value Human Capital @briankellett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From supporter of Open Rights Group in it’s early days to it’s absolute opposite, basically Evil PLC. Shows his ‘moral character’ i.e no morals and no character. (Perfect fucking politician really).
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Obviously they can't give their actual aims which are to undermine all mental health and neurodiversity diagnoses, and separately, keep forcing people to go private so that in a few years they can say "nobody's using th e NHS, we should shit it down"
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