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Brewbirds Of Happiness

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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Then there's the guy who named it the roof of the mouth instead of the ceiling. He clearly wasn't using the attic of his mouth at all.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You don't start life in the USA with a "neutral opinion" of cops or soldiers, you start with "these guys are heroes fighting for freedom and protecting your family" and forming any other opinion must start with rejecting that learned position (which is a lot harder than forming a fresh opinion).
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
whether these changes ultimately benefit us or have a destructive effect will in large part be determined by the decisions of the humans in control of this new technology
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 01/09/2026
Well, I mean, there *is* bread but it's like 3x as much as it was a few years ago and if you try to put lettuce on it you'll get diarrhea And the circuses exist, but they make it pretty clear you're agreeing to a license that just permits viewership in accordance with an EULA, not a real ticket
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qntm @qntm.org · 31/08/2026
Plants are kind of odd when you think about it. What's your survival strategy? Oh, I'm going to stand perfectly still, largely defencelessly, growing very slowly, for years. Does that work? Yeah it works incredibly well thanks
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We were all treated to a demonstration of what happens when one guy gets too much money and makes himself everyone's problem, and there's no political consensus to stop that from happening again. Enough to make you feel insane
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is an important image - I'm having trouble finding the words to explain why though
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seeking truth, the wise find instead it's profound absence
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Could be worse.. could be the worst
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the US could easily end nearly all illegal immigration, just about overnight, by simply strengthening and enforcing the already existing laws surrounding the hiring of the undocumented. They wouldn't come here, and they wouldn't stay here, if they were unable to find gainful employment
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
you'll never be the richest man in the world because you have a soul. you're not willing to step on a friend's neck to give yourself another half inch of height. you're not willing to view your children as backup organs should yours fail.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm just not sure Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has the qualifications to run for president, I mean, has she been accused of sexual assault even one time?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Always remember that failure is a choice.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Digital Fascism? Techno-Feudalism? Calling it a completely new mode of production may be too strong, but calling it merely an aesthetic change misses the actual shift. The engine is still capital accumulation; the control surface has changed.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. But I could
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They should release something healthy into the atmosphere
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 14/07/2026
The United States is turning into a kind of reverse Omelas: everyone is miserable except for a single child, Donald Trump, who inexplicably must be kept happy.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
RIP to the haters, but I would simply walk out of the Hotel California. It would be easy for me.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is a prime example of why right-wing populism slides so easily into antisemitism. You need a populist framing of "the people" versus "the elites," but you can't frame the elites in strictly economic terms, or else you end up with leftism. Hence you need another way to define "elites."
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
when they said all men are created equal they was talkin 'bout fuckin
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.
Reuters tweeted: "Pope Leo urged Americans to uphold the ideals of the Declaration of Independence, praising the country's long tradition of welcoming immigrants in his first major address to the United States." They then attached a video of the Pope speaking. 

Someone named NoraNH replied: "The Declaration of Independence doesn’t mention immigrants"The Declaration of Independence.He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We should make it a thing to burn Confederate flags on July 4
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Imagine helping defeat the Nazis and being too ignorant to understand the lessons of WW2 about national arrogance, dictator worship, and warmongering. Apparently the inhumane horrors of WW2 were not enough for some people to get the memo. Imagine being that dense.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
that seems a tad unfair
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
o, brother, where blart thou
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i always keep a spreadsheet open. doesn't matter what i'm doing. an easy, infinite two dimensional way to store data. i feel like a cave painter in 30,000 BCE. they'll find my data one day and wonder about all of us. that's why i keep it organized. im making you look good to the future
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It seems somewhat bad that the richest man in the world can use his money to bankrupt individuals or organizations -- including officials who are tasked with holding him accountable -- that accurately point out that his actions plausibly facilitated the deaths of millions.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I asked Norman Rockwell's granddaughter, Daisy Rockwell, about this use of her grandfather's work. She writes: "It goes without saying that they have completely misunderstood the meaning of the painting, which is tolerance for others and peaceful coexistence."
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
😂 The Jetsons lied to us
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
you probably shouldn't throw glass in a stone house either
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
if i seen the geicos gekko irl id kill it
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I want to pet you like an animal I want to feel you from the outside I want to pet you like an animal Your whole existence is soft Please bring me closer to dog!
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Patriotism has always been the thin edge of the wedge towards fascism the world over. It isn’t necessarily bad in and of itself. There are good ways to be patriotic but it’s something you have to be careful about. I don’t believe there is any inherently good or amazing thing about any nation.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The highest-paid public employee in most states is not the governor. It’s not the head of the state education system. It’s not the attorney general. It’s not the person running the transportation department, public safety, or public health. In many states, it’s the college football coach.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ya know, the problem isn't that the president keeps falling asleep during meetings - the problem is he eventually wakes up!
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And what happens to all the money he stole from America 250 to funnel into his Freedom 250 scam since he isn’t paying any artists (not like he was going to anyway)
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
All the biggest stars from America's rich music culture are coming out to support this administration! I mean seriously, what more evidence do you need that these guys are so evil they can't even pay soulless pop artists to perform. Morris Day is already out!! consequence.net/2026/05/morr...
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Morris Day Has Already Pulled Out of Trump's Great American State Fair
Morris Day & The Time says he will not be playing Donald Trump's "Great American State Fair" on the National Mall.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The world runs on mediocre restaurants that are beloved for their sense of community rather than the quality of their food
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's great how the government can just privatize anything the constitution prevents it from doing itself. Can't spy on Americans? No problem, the tech companies will do it for us!
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Brewbirds Of Happiness @brewbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gotta say, the Vatican was cooking on this one
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