Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump ignored the first law, I’m sure this second law will do the trick. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song 12915125 915
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026HOI-like game where ranchers grow their family over several generations, with cattle tycoon elements, might do numbers with white GenX/millennials. But they’ll probably do something like a live service FPS called Yellowstone: Origins - Sheriff’s Vengeance 000 0
Reposted by Brendan BergenMaggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot. 125136842063 13.7K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026He was a dinosaur who really knew how to work a room and give an audience what they want - a real crowd-plesiosaur. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Grogu to the polls 1373375 733
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The jerk store called. They are pivoting their business to ai compute infrastructure. 000 0
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This is because every other week they take Trump to the hospital, give him his last rites, and hope it takes this time. 000 0
Reposted by Brendan BergenThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a… 375136792329 13.7K
Reposted by Brendan BergenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/04/2026Hey, I realize you're all busy with other stuff right now but I wanted to just take a minute to make it very clear that I am not and have never been close friends with the Boston Strangler 1254623529 4.6K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026An illegal and unpopular war is destroying the global economy, and the democrats are focused on preventing preventing people from buying cheap cars. 100 1
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026That’s a nice frame someone should take the frame 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenTV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches 191128864030 12.9K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Toddler just ripped up a napkin, put the strips in her mac and cheese, pulled the strips out, and yelled triumphantly “IT WORKED!” 110 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm 1364002276 4K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Imagine a vampire, pulling back from a bite, and having orange makeup all over his fangs 000 0
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Weird coincidence: two of my besties from different parts of my life went on to have pet cats that are famous on the internet 000 0
Reposted by Brendan BergenDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/02/2026And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting. In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...shokunin.studioIs it all over for filmmakers? — SHOKUNIN STUDIOAnother month and another model update accompanied by a massive amount of marketing, Linkedin spam, spin, and dubious claims. Two years ago I debunked claims that Sora would destroy filmmaking. I... 5945261599 4.5K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026My toddler has become obsessed with watching “A Bug’s Life,” and I don’t mind since I think the movie has an important lesson (Kevin Spacey should be ripped apart by birds) 000 0
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Nice thing about going to a state school in a flyover state instead of an Ivy is none of my professors were sharing sex crime tips with Jeffery Epstein 010 1
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026[Elon, struggling to change the topic away from the documented confirmation that he begged to go to sex crime island and do sex crimes] “Hey! Did you now that I am also racist??” 000 0
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Focke-Wulf employees are pressing company leadership over its work for the Luftwaffe in internal company memos 010 1
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I don’t share Ted’s politics but I think we can all agree it’s a good idea to leave Texas. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026it all started with the response to this video 1778690 786
Reposted by Brendan BergenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned 85134821796 13.5K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Very funny he immediately forgot her name after she handed over the medal. 010 1
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Everything in this economy is either a scam, a subscription, or gambling. Except for “Full Self-Driving” which is all three. 030 3
Reposted by Brendan Bergenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/01/2026i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop 19895291635 9.5K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 08/01/20262027 PlayStation is $1000 because AI data centers bought up all the RAM Spider-Man Game is $100, but no workers got paid since it was made with AI Start game. It plays itself. Spidey swings to Time’s Square, and spends 2 hours looking at FanDuel billboards. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenBrandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Putting out a call for the 4th Annual Vulture Stunt Awards. If you're a filmmaker, actor, stunt pro, critic, etc please DM me and I'll get you a ballot ASAP. We have to keep the voting industry-based though so please don't take it personally if I can't get you one. Anyhow, hit me up! 27043 70
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Told myself I was going to post more and post better in 2026. Not off to a great start. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal 10870841283 7.1K
Reposted by Brendan BergenSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Just staying up to midnight is now my equivalent of “going out.” 2394 39
Reposted by Brendan BergenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard 746685 466
Reposted by Brendan BergenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost 252783627 2.8K
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Santa, with the power to know if people are good or bad, should then assumedly know every person alive. HOWEVER, in the commercial where he meets the M&M guys, he’s shocked to learn they are real. Does this mean the talking M&Ms exist outside of human morality? 041 4
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I don’t like that the Kia logo looks like KN 171 7
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This quote from 1987 gets more true every year 2259 25
Reposted by Brendan BergenVidal Bassoon @vidalbassoon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025emailing Jeffrey Epstein and shaking my head the whole time so people at the Nation know I disagree with him 238623 386
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" 030 3
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Extremely believable that a sociopath tech guy would have no clue how to care for someone 020 2
Brendan Bergen @brendanbergen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Batman: They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. Catwoman: I have a thing about strays. Poison Ivy: I don’t have a problem working with Woody Allen. 010 1
Reposted by Brendan BergenStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/12/2025never send to know for whom the Spotify wraps; it wraps for thee 2311 31
