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Brock

@brashbadger.bsky.social
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40. Minors DNI. AuDHD badger/pup. PNW. I RePost a ~lot~, but they're all bangers. No LGB w/o the T, No Gen AI. I block twitter-in-bios. NSFW. ~If I ask you about food or art in the background of your nudes that's not a bit, I want to know~

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 3h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 1h
This is so accurate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Cargie @cargie.baby · 13h
Middlespace is the nonbinary of ageplay ok well that’s all for now bye
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 29/09/2026
brutalist buildings look so fucken cool when it rains man
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concept paintings by Christophe Vacher for Treasure Planet (2002), dir. Ron Clements and John Musker, Walt Disney Feature Animation
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GNU C Mane
@andy.scrolling.site
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying
"help me, you must not". Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little reminder. #art #illustration
A digital drawing with  smaller panels inside of which are different labdscapes, and on top is the text ”as I watch the trees prepare for a season of rest I am reminded that I can do that too”, the landscapes feature mushrooms, hills, a lighthouse and flowers.
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Japanese curry for dinner, and the potatoes turned out absolutely perfect 🤤
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
imagine if you were in the xmen and you found out gambit wasnt from new orleans it was just a voice he started doing
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Sea Scøpe 🔞 @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rude
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
VILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working with Dezz was great, definitely recommend! (Also he’s friendly AND sweet!)
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Diana/ Dana/ Nanda(o)❤️ @alovelydog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Damn technology!" Bust scene extra art #Commission ! Thanks the support!
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. This.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My long time pet project: 1 year in food service front of house 1 year in food service back of house 1 year in a call center 1 year in retail
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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TY-PESHrookai @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vanishes mysteriously
TY: that was a great week of socializing! (recedes into shadows) now it's time for me to go back to being a recluse
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As if the universe heard this, we’ve been without power for 45 minutes on a 3+ hour estimate for restoration. Meanwhile my fridge and freezer:
A screenshot of an app, with a green ring of usage power. It indicates 22 hours remaining on backup power. A screenshot of an app, with a green power usage ring. It indicates up to 43 hours available on backup
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 25/09/2026
“When my plane hits turbulence, I'm not like, oh my God, I hope the pilot's never been pegged by the fox from Zootopia.”
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 25/09/2026
Happy Autumn 🍂
illustration by Abigail Larson depicting the ghost of a woman walking under a ruined stone arch. Three goblins watch her from the top of the ruins. The image has an Autumnal atmosphere, dead leaves are falling.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
bit.ly
It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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K-9 @k9art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Felt like needed some color.
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
3 years later, the battery banks I backed on kickstarter finally arrived. My fridge and deep freeze now have emergency power. My larder continues on its quest to be unstoppable.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dave Franco voices an anthro dog named Raww and we’re /not/ supposed to sexualize him?!
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ishaway • wiw wiw @ishaway.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Fox in a box Loose study while I end a Day (tm) with a beer #cuteart #furryart #doodle #sketchbook
A sketch book showing a drawing of a sleeping fox in a box
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Dumb Scottish Bull @scottishjock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yearly reminder to those of you with depression: No you're not awful and terrible / regressing from all your progress. The Sun just fucking DISAPPEARED Anyway, seasonal change triggers worse depressive episodes so take care of yourself 💜🐂
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 24/09/2026
canadian moots, you know what must be done
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th...
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fyi growers can and should participate in grey sweatpants season. idgaf I wanna see that dick print
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Brock @brashbadger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When guys have that patch of gray/silver show up in their goatees 🥴🥴🥴
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta keep him addicted to the chase
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Biowlogist θΔ @biowlogist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you are a grown adult & react to seeing boobs or pussy by clutching pearls & throwing a toddler-like temper tantrum, you deserve to be mocked. You deserve to be shunned. You are weak, & sad, & pathetic, & should examine why you hate feminine bodies & what that says about you.
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too close to home, Onion.
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Kira Richard @klrart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Badger's favorite" merrit badge patch for Shirefolk Larp #embroidery #larpart #handsewn #badger
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