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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 20h

My Sweet Lord, if she had been hired as a parody of a press secretary by Saturday Night Live they would have her recasted by the end of dress rehearsal. It’s like watching a gazelle trying to use a laptop.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Of course he was angry, he’s been trying to impregnate several of those Russian bots.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I was hoping when we became a banana republic everyone would dress up, but with a sense of casualness, like the Banana Republic.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve just figured out what the most unpopular Transformer is…

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t know how your weekend went but I had a pretty good one with my daughter

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thank you, many days are good, but they are never the same. Wishing you Light too.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thanks, days like these are the tough ones.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorry for the post but today is, or should be, my 10th wedding anniversary. Being a widower is a terrible job. Love doesn’t stop because death shows up.You’re left wondering what to do with the rest of your life. Thank’s to everyone on here who I’ve shared a laugh with, it means more than you know.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“When I put my hand in the blender the first time it was alright because I had another hand. After I put my other hand in the blender the next time I got worried until I remembered I still had a foot to put in for the third time.”

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How much witch energy does it take to crumble multiple perma-bans? Asking as an adoring if occasionally frightened admirer.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well you’re putting a spell on me ❤️

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

According to RAINN approximately 1 in 4 undergraduate women are sexually assaulted. Anyone who cares more about Riley Gaines 5th place tie than this stat can shut the fuck up about protecting women.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s awesome they are giving cool names to our eventual overlords. Maybe someday our Bluesky group will have to form a fellowship of some kind and throw it into a volcano or something….

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone want to meet up at the mall for some drinks and Glamour Shots?

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So it wasn’t even worth the extra hair wash

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But most (white) people couldn’t vote for a woman

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Trump-Kennedy Health Department drop another remix to their hit “Food Recall”

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

White peoples, how are those egg prices going?

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately but once you see my new dance moves you’ll understand why.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Joe Rogan after turning an entire generation of white men into conservative dipshits and platforming nazis for years:

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fine, I’ll come get my cousin, but at least mention he’s available for weddings, parties and graduations.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What a fun couples trip. Enjoy the rest of your day Becky.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't think he can cling onto a restaurant menu at this point. Someone should wheel him to the Senate commissary and if he isn't able to order himself lunch he shouldn't be able to to vote on the nation's legislation.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Be grateful that they stopped fucking this country long enough to fuck each other for a while.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Best of mornings to you too Becky 🥰

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My dad was raised on a farm. He often told me about the time he peed on the electric fence. He didn’t need to pee on it two more times to learn to stop peeing on electric fences.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Damn it Becky, warn me next time so we don’t end up wearing the same outfit! Also 😍!

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What is life like in a non-battleground state? Can you watch things without 2 to 8 political commercials before it starts? Do people still laugh and enjoy things?

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s going to be just short of fun to see those same people trying to hold the next President to a completely different set of standards than they do for him…

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’ve been laying low lately because we just passed what was my late wife’s birthday. So I hope you enjoyed my silence while it lasted, I’m back.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You ain’t lying pretty lady, but good morning anyway

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No one ever talks about how Democrats spend three quarters of their time in power trying to put out the five alarm fire Republicans light while they are in control.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Applebee’s: It’s definitely food.

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