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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026

more business owners need to be like this

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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026

I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 18/09/2026

i believe that the synth line from 'gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)' is one of the crowning jewels of human artistic achievement

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Little Caesars Big! Big! Bucket contained a whopping THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI. Since it was 1992, this behemoth, capable of single-handedly ending world hunger, would only set you back $7.99.

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 14/09/2026

water wet. he founded an org that exists solely to conflate antisemitism and antizionism, he flies to israel to meet with netanyahu, he was in contact with jeffrey epstein, he contracts his jets out to be used by ice. he is supremely evil and he owns my favorite football team

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs: My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.

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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Moulton campaign staff reading the poll today feverishly editing Seth’s Wikipedia to try and cover up his anti-trans comments. Too little too late.

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I am a strict “shut up and dribble” guy about exactly one subject: Tom & Jerry. Tom and Jerry should be chasing each other around a kitchen and that’s it. They should not be friends. They should not have a supporting cast. They should not be in French Revolution times.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 24/04/2026

i found my 3ds and popped in my tomodachi life cartridge for inspo and of course half my island is just house of anubis characters

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2026

Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 14/04/2026

!!!!! gram parsons!!!!!!!!!!

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 03/04/2026

just so you all know @cinnacorn.bsky.social just had to explain to her parents what a milf is

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

Screenshot of the Mole Miner Max boss battle in Donkey Kong Country Returns. Professor Chops is in the train telling Donkey Kong to "TRY HARDER".
Source: info: reddit.com user "FlashyTie5327", image: screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Weetabix High School Musical Cereal (2009-2009): A UK-only promotional cereal for the Disney Channel original movie. It consisted of chocolate-flavored, whole grain cereal pieces shaped like stars

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 12/03/2026

genuinely what is this. what do you mean I'm listening to ace of spades off of the soundtrack to the 2008 film "how to lose friends & alienate people"

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 11/03/2026

oh would you look at the time. it's dale and grace o'clock

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/03/2026

Hannah Hidalgo/Richard Nixon

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 02/03/2026

me in 3rd grade 🤝 a fairly influential cleveland executive addicted to candystand dot com mini golf

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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Elin döner Mammed; Azatlyk St 35, Türkmenbaşy, Turkmenistan www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 27/02/2026

since donna summer is in the american cultural zeitgeist right now, gotta reiterate this

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 23/02/2026

tale as old as time i guess

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 23/02/2026

there has to be something we can do about this

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

who else sitting in their car rn listening to the end of the 1975 Wings album Venus and Mars because you don’t want to interrupt “Treat Her Gently/Lonely Old People”

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 22/02/2026

at some point we're going to have to talk about this weird anti-meteorology sentiment that people have now

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bathroom @bathroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

welcome to the bathroom

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coward @coward.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

make local coop to play with wife

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 12/02/2026

there's something about mayor mccheese that makes me want to eat his head off. come here mayor mccheese

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 09/02/2026

story land, route 16, glen, new hampshire, 1995

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ben @botsyunderscore.com · 07/02/2026

the thing i love about jack white is that he got his first cell phone like 6 months ago and all he does is this now

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

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