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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cringe Dwemer
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 3h
haha no i love how every time something says "you might experience side effects for a few days" i have to add on like an extra week, its great, i love it
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just doomscrolled on insta for so long that the reels started lagging and stuttering, but i didnt notice at first cus i thought it was a youtube poop trend or something
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Psynwav @psynwav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey! I’ve had a lot of requests for a physical release of Musical Transients, well, now we can make that happen! Pre-orders for Musical Transients on Vinyl, CD, and Cassette are now live! Remastered by someone who actually knows what they’re doing!! shrecords.bigcartel.com
Musical Transients - Vinyl LPMusical Transients - CDMusical Transients - Cassette
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 27/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guess who spent an entire day in bed again because his spine functions normally and healthily
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hen 🇵🇸🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️ @henryishuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
having fun with frinkiac
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
seeing a lot of people mocking JOI videos lately, but theyre actually really useful for horny dementia patients
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phil @philjamesson.com · 05/09/2026
(andor manifesto voice) if something is 50% off and then you can use a coupon for an extra 25% off the sale price, it isn’t 75% off. it’s just 62.5%. remember that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i think its a normal and healthy sign that ive been listening to the same 3 mashup albums on repeat for like a week now
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Sol's Atelier 🏖️ Elfie: A Sand Plan 🐘 @solsatelier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can play Elfie: A Sand Plan for about the same price!
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Gray @grayillustrates.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Suda51 and James Gunn aren't involved. JP Universe mentions using AI on their website. This is an empty shell of a sequel. Hard pass.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026
good afternoon
bootleg plushies of hornet and the vessel from hollow knight with the text of 'repost to cancel GTA 6"
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Aaron Button @aaronbutton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Avengers: Doomsday poster, but the text is the beginning of the Steiner Math promo:

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
everyone always talks about how the plural of goose is geese, so the plural of moose should be meese. yet nobody but myself is brave enough to say that the singular of sheep should be shoop.
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
need hug
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Artist Ryker @snipe.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Halo 2 multiplayer. Gouache on panel, 5”x 7”.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Matt Walsh complains that Nolan brought his obsession with nonlinear story telling to the Odyssey, undercutting the original's narrative. The defenders of western civilisation, folks.
Matt Walsh tweets: Nolan's obsessions with the non-linear storytelling gimmick really hurts this film. It jumps around so much, and spends so little time on any one particular moment or scene, that you never really feel like Odysseus is on an epic journey spanning many years. When he makes it home, you never feel like he's been gone for 20 years. The film does not capture the grandeur and scope of the original epic. That's why it feels rushed and too long simultaneously. The movie comes off like a rough draft. Nolan was searching for the actual story but never quite found it.
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i think the least ethical and most painful form of torture in the world is Universal Credit Work-Focused Interviews
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Eerily Jen ("what, like it's Halloween?") 🩵🩷👻🩷🩵 @transducer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Simpsons “worst day of your life… so far” meme. Bart, grimacing, says “breast growth in trans women stops after two years.” Homer, correcting him with a smile, says “breast growth in trans women has not been formally tracked beyond two years”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
total transgender victory
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
whoopsie, left my age as 27 in my bio for too long!! im actually 29, sorry gamers!!
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Id take it further, I would argue that pain is the goal here. The more I think about it, the more I see the need to jail and institutionalize as a manifestation of the need to punish difference. The impulse to institutionalize disabled people overlaps and is born of the same anxiety/disgust/anger.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
why is it so tiring to do the absolute basic necessities for living
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Onion presents Birth of a Nation, the only movie ever named this, is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...
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America: Birth Of A Nation
YouTube video by The Onion
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
obligatory for the 4th
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 15/06/2026
120 Games to avoid!
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Eddie Bowley @eddache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every time I remember this app, I can't stop giggling at "Nasty!! Not cool"
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mancubus has a terrifying secret
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Boy aint right? Hill issue
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DougSalad @dougsalad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"...a pickle, Mac, funniest shit I ever saw"
A concerned Doc Louis stands outside the corner of a boxing ring behind a determined looking Little Mac
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Evil Bobbi >:3 @bobbi74.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Watch out, Mac. You're blue now, that's his special attack."
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
a guy walks up to a restaurant called "shrimp hut"

he enters and a guy says "what can i fry up for ya?"

the camera flips and we see that the first guy is wearing a hat that says "shrimp boy" and also a bib with a shrimp on it. he says "take a wild fuckin guess"

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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