dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 4hme after getting hosed down by my uncle (i was playing in the mud again) 000
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 5hjust had such a good borgeur that ive gotta lay down. which is good because i normally take so long to eat that i never feel full 000
Reposted by dan ♿The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 202112857
Reposted by dan ♿LK GORE-VUS @lkcorvus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026attaching the magic words to this so you know who i am ahem el horso 1157
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i am glad i got the flu jab ofc, cus getting the flu would be way worse and i obvs want to help reduce the spread, but still, blegh 000
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I Was Vaccinated At My Local GP and All I Got Was This Migrane 100
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026haha no i love how every time something says "you might experience side effects for a few days" i have to add on like an extra week, its great, i love it 100
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026woagh....................................................... 010
Reposted by dan ♿Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets 211190308
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just doomscrolled on insta for so long that the reels started lagging and stuttering, but i didnt notice at first cus i thought it was a youtube poop trend or something 010
Reposted by dan ♿Psynwav @psynwav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey! I’ve had a lot of requests for a physical release of Musical Transients, well, now we can make that happen! Pre-orders for Musical Transients on Vinyl, CD, and Cassette are now live! Remastered by someone who actually knows what they’re doing!! shrecords.bigcartel.com 815374
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026guess who spent an entire day in bed again because his spine functions normally and healthily 000
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026so true, baby bats do struggle to dink oiter so they need it in smaller amounts!!!!! though i think a spoon is still a bit too much :( 010
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WHAT!!!!!!!! if you even remotely dare to do anything to look after yourself, i would love you MORE 010
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026NOOO MY AURAstatic.klipy.comSquidward's Numberoneroseschlossbergstan ExplosionAlt: Squidward's Numberoneroseschlossbergstan Explosion 010
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026seeing a lot of people mocking JOI videos lately, but theyre actually really useful for horny dementia patients 000
Reposted by dan ♿phil @philjamesson.com · 05/09/2026(andor manifesto voice) if something is 50% off and then you can use a coupon for an extra 25% off the sale price, it isn’t 75% off. it’s just 62.5%. remember that 213119
Reposted by dan ♿onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit 16277331034
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i think its a normal and healthy sign that ive been listening to the same 3 mashup albums on repeat for like a week now 120
Reposted by dan ♿Sol's Atelier 🏖️ Elfie: A Sand Plan 🐘 @solsatelier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You can play Elfie: A Sand Plan for about the same price! 14016
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026im so proud of ur wife for eating that entire spider whole 110
Reposted by dan ♿Gray @grayillustrates.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Suda51 and James Gunn aren't involved. JP Universe mentions using AI on their website. This is an empty shell of a sequel. Hard pass. 151745724
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comJames McAvoy: Hot So HotAlt: James McAvoy: Hot So Hot 020
Reposted by dan ♿The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201329888
dan ♿ @boopidoop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026but what if we actually do good deeds because we want to fuck our mums? 110
