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bonk! Stremch. ΘΔ

@bonk-stremch.bsky.social
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Mad Sapphic furry mountain cryptid. 36. Grey Ace, but still kinda kinky. She/her or fae/faer. Plush Pokémon. ΘΔ I'm going to try to avoid POSTING anything explicitly lewd, but I still will occasionally. Minors, MAPs, Zoos DNI.

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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 21h
when I talk about ad-blocking being non-negotiable and ad networks basically running untrusted code in your browser, I have tended to assume I'm being a little bit hyperbolic, but
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 15/10/2026
In Pennsylvania it is illegal for police or soldiers to be within 100 feet of a polling place unless they are in the process of voting or for specific limited exceptions, such as when the polling place is within 100 feet of the police station entrance. Just so you’re aware. 25 P.S. 3047
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy #InternationalLesbianDay! Here’s a magic trick ✨
I have a magic trick to be both nonbinary and a lesbian. It’s called..”Because I say so!”  This is declared by a red tanuki wearing a rainbow hat, nonbinary bandana, and lesbian button on their vest.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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bonk! Stremch. ΘΔ @bonk-stremch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
meanwhile people have been telling us since 2025 that we have to vote for him in 2028
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can't not repost this every time
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 20/09/2026
A real friend never asks you to hide your colors🌈 Some eyes see only two genders, but kind hearts see more. Closed minds and harsh words cannot put out your light. Shine in the way you were born to shine. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"What the fuck is that" #deer 🦌
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The slop that makes you scream #deer 🦌
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my dog wont bark. i think its gay.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?
Image of a statement titled "Mistake Acknowledgement" from InfoWars. The text emphasizes the company's commitment to integrity and consumer safety, acknowledging some products' failure to meet quality standards. The message assures that remaining products meet established requirements. The InfoWars logo is at the bottom. The text is white on a dark background.A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Forget the inverted triangle: this is the only food pyramid that will feed your body AND mind.
Infowars-themed food pyramid poster displayed on a wall. The pyramid has three sections: "Liquids" at the top featuring supplement bottles and a carton labeled "Fish Milk"; "Supplements" in the middle showing bottles of various supplements; and "Protein" at the bottom showcasing raw meats and bones.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hired this deer to stare at you #deer 🦌
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MysticWaffle @mysticwaffle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sneasler berry
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Likey @likelylikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Glacier Scaler #Sneasler #Pokemon
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MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sneasler pats!!!
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bonk! Stremch. ΘΔ @bonk-stremch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm actually the normal amount of extremely hype that a sneasler won worlds this year.
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cerebro @justcerebro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
drawpile sketch doodles (the negative space cat I drew on ms paint in like 10 seconds tho)
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Horse Meat
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good morning
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thegreatjug @thegreatjug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the original artist for those who wish to support (or perhaps buy the shirt of this) bsky.app/profile/robc...
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lost in the sauce #deer 🦌
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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f. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
fluttershy 🌸🦋🐦🐿️
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Art. (apologies to Mac)
watercolor and pencil illustration of a dog (Mac) dressed like a sad clown with tennis ball pom-poms.
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bonk! Stremch. ΘΔ @bonk-stremch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All the AI slop going around in the world right now really makes me understand the Butlerian Jihad from Dune a lot more.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
shocking to whom? i don't know anyone over the age of 18 who goes to a doctor for non-emergency medicine lol
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You wouldn't steal a ferret from PetSmart
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 MinutesCan Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years?Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
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faun @phaun.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Girlshapes @girlshapes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WOKE slot-bunny that thinks YOU’RE cute :3
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Harvest is bountiful this year #deer 🦌
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2 THING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN GRINNEN HOPING U WONT REALIZE THERE PROBLEMS "IM HJERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IM VERY WEAK, AND TERRIBLE WITH NAMES " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is why you dont try to compromise or concede anything to these horrors
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JK Rowling centre says Amnesty apology does not solve ‘reputational damage’ — The Independent
Beira’s Place was among organisations labelled ‘anti-rights’ in a briefing document.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.
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Elon Musk Melts Down Over Perfectly Normal Questions in Wild New Interview
"Maybe some people do loathe me. And that's probably true. I don't care," said Musk.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good morning
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 13/09/2024
mother fucker cant spell lmao (feat. @dooper.live)
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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