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Bonfire

@bon-applestrudel.bsky.social
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A nice lady who can recite some Steve Martin jokes by heart. On this planet to learn and have fun. Harmless and scared of people being mean and judgy. Left Twitter to come here, please be nice to me !

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Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I still laugh a “left-leaning campaigner” 😂 #Newsweek
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's annoying to me that media tells me "chocolate has been recalled by the FDA" but doesn't tell me what brand is recalled in the title of the article. Getting a fucking click is more important to them than my safety. #newsweek
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It's moss time
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
They'd like drop their first 5 percent of dick bush and you'd be like nawwww?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What's your penis percent?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
How many percent of penis would you let a man show you his?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
*sighing* i wish somebody would cover me in moss
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Post your Queen
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
you can download it as many times as you want, in a bunch of different formats! music and movies disappear from streaming services all the time, so i gotta have my own copies of the stuff i like
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
They will not stop until they get the last dollar we have, and when we have nothing, they will spit in our faces. STOP. GIVING. MONEY. TO. BILLIONAIRES.
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Cancel your Prime TODAY. Cancel your Spotify TODAY. Cancel your streaming TODAY. There is nothing they are offering that we can't get on our own, we are bleeding ourselves out for them and they're INSATIABLE. Look around, is this country convenient? Does this work for you?
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Those are OUR spaceships. Those are OUR bunkers. Those are OUR yachts. That is OUR hoard. That is the money that should be used to pay for infrastructure, our children's education, healthcare, social programs. Every dollar we pay them for "convenience" comes out of our hide. Let's all agree to stop!
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Techy Chik @techychik.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I went into pre-term labor the insurance company deemed it "unnecessary" and said I should have gotten "pre-appoval" before going to the ER at 3 in the morning.....
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
jeff bezos uses your money to oppress you. CDs and MP3s you buy from artists are ad free. pirating is free. you can get unlimited books for free at the library. you can pirate books on libgen. jeff bezos takes your $10, and everyone else's $10, and uses it to oppress us.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
out of the $143.88 that you pay spotify in a year for Spotify Premium, artists receive less than $1. buy music from bandcamp, or buy used LPs/CDs, listen on youtube with adblockers, or pirate it, just don't give any more of your money to billionaires
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Anella Marie Writes @anellamariewrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Six people are ahead of me in the queue. I find it hard to believe that’s a coincidence. The book was written in 2010.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the corporations don't want you to know you can see something nice with your eyes for free
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i actually tweeted this once
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lemonsforg.bsky.social @lemonsforg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hopefully this forces you guys to try out your local small restaurants, ones that make authentic yet delicious food. Idk maybe screw the big corporations
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
hi,
hi, i'm circling back to see if your blood is available this week. let me know what time and day is best.
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Cosette's Personal Crazy Board @cosettefiles.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@moderation.bsky.app What the hell are you guys doing man
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
he should really stop following pedophiles/pedophile apologists at the very least then (this will not happen)
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 07/12/2024
wow bluesky speedrunning the road toward twitter's moderation standards
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I found a copy of this in a free library and all the pages were stuck together
Willpower for dummies
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mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Well. I drank all the booze in the house and smoked all the weed so I guess I’m huffing sewer fumes till someone calls in dominos delivery so the pizza dude can save my life again.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Nearly every single Republican voted against releasing the Matt Gaetz ethics report. Remember this the next time they pretend to care about protecting minors.
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alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
maybe just don’t scam millions of americans???
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deposecorpo.bsky.social @deposecorpo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Like these?
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Ghostato Cat @potatocat21.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Here's a better idea to keep yourselves from being murdered: stop your business practices from being extremely predatory
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Panakook @panakook.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
For no reason whatsoever, I feel it appropriate to remind people of one of humanities greatest resources: The Wayback Machine archive.org
archive.org
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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Whagwan_W @whagwanw.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Sorry, to add alt text. (Graphic isn't mine and forgot where i found it)
Graphic of Health Insurance CEO's names, photographs their compensation.
Cigna: David Cordani $12m
WellCare: Michael Carson $23.5m
Humana: Bruce Boussard $16.3m
Centene Corporation: Sarah London $18.6M
Molina Healthcare: Joseph Zubretsky $21.4M
CVS Health: Karen Lynch $21.6M
Elevance Health: Gail Boudreaux $21.9M
UHC: Brian Thompson $10.2M

The graphic is all in colour with the photo of Brian Thompson greyed out.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
🎶Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong? Sail away with me To another world And we rely on each other, ah ha From one lover to another, ah ha
Photo of two mud skippers with their mouths open facing each other in the mud
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
⚠️ You are entering the SAFETY ZONE 🚨 Beyond this point you may be VALUED with NO WARNING ❗️ Your peers may hold you in mutual esteem at ANY TIME ‼️ Upon entering this area you will be ACCEPTED
a field down the street with a posted Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department "SAFETY ZONE" sign
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