mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“the more you know the less you know”. Well guess what, I don’t know shit officer. Your move. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Jus yearning to “live normally” by breathing, blinking, and expressing the appropriate facial expressions required to maintain a white collar job thus proving i dont need no 90% of my brains. Weak sauce @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@brendelbored.bsky.social appreciate your work finding the best baseball names. I’ve always felt this was one of the best, I didn’t see if you covered it, figured you would have, but if not… 130
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026South African refugee just moved into the rental next door. 27yo white boy asylum seeker. Poetic that he was in D.C. two days ago most likely fleeing from “the blacks” and they end up sending him to Detroit. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Posting online should be licensed, and for the first few years a person stars posting they should be on a probationary license. That way, if they post wrong, or badly, internet old heads can be like the posting the police and get to beat them with bats. 020
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@flangy.bsky.social trying to find a home for this guy. 071
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Buncha little arab kids ridding 4wheelers on the sidewalk leaving boing triangulo in their wake. What’s the middle east equivalent of hansel and gretel? Hassan and Zainab? 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 05/06/202680s - Above the Law 90s - On Deadly Ground 00s - Out For A Kill 10s - China Salesman 20s - nothing, yet 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 25/03/2026After using copilot at work to handle mundane tasks for about a year now, it think its news aggregator is finally starting to understand me. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This place is so full of quixotic doofuses that it hurts my eyes. So many dorks fighting windmills, trans knitting circles, and lost children begging for cash for feline kidney transplants. In the end, I’d still rather mix in with you weirdos. At least here, most of us know we’re stupid. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 01/01/2026New Years Same fears More tears Watch yer rears Mr. T’s guna eat ur balls 110
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It’s Friday before the Holiday week. 80% of staff is already out on vaca and the rest will be out all next week. No one wants your email today. Chill out. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 27/11/2025How I’m rolling up to Thanksgivingmedia.tenor.coma man with a tattoo on his arm that says billy on itALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm that says billy on it 010
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Some dickhead played ram ranch at this dive I’m at and the patrons and pisssssssed off, some are probably horned up, and the bartender has no idea how to skip the song. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Yo these @phillies.com uniforms are trash. Swapping out the “O” in LOVE for the liberty bell on the sleeve patch makes it look more like LUVE. Supporting British accents in the home of American democracy is shameful. Also, is Trey Turner the MLB Riddler now? 010
Reposted by mertleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025my neighbor told me the Sthīrasiṃha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding his dog to Saṃsāra and then his daughter started crying 354977
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Can’t wait to get my hands on the new Callaway AI slop irons: A1SNOKS 020
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I always wanted to be rambo when I was a kid. The i grew up and realized I’d never be 5’8”. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I’m here to have arguments. who wants to argue about some inane opinion 100
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Harrowing experience driving over this mother fucker. The bigger the bridge the bigger my hatred 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 19/06/2025In times of want, I chew on my mustache for sustenance. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 16/06/2025just learned James Cameron wrote the screenplay for Rambo: First Blood Part 2 and I’m feeling ill 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 12/06/2025My one, sick, comfort about the passing of Brian Wilson is that there will be no fond farewells and recollections of Mike Love once he meets his maker. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Rumors circulating that the Detroit Tigers are trading Max Clark, #7 prospect in MLB, to Milwaukee for RF Bobson Dugnutt. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If given the opportunity and the resources, I would spend 8-10hrs watching the same 12ish movies for the next 15 years instead of “working”. This would fulfill me. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Check out my new US pointing system 15 = test support, non-dev 16 = x-small, Easy 39 = small, Easy 47= medium, moderate AHYR = large, difficult 🦆 = X-large, complex 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Adult men, who are neither elderly nor disabled, wearing velcro shoes (not sandals, shoes) are a walking red flag. 010
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Ate shit today. A middle aged man who isn’t doin nothin but trying to walk on uneven pavement, who then proceeds to eat massive shit sustaining multiple contusions, is objectively funny. I wish more people saw it. 😔 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Kick off that MF’n summer. Camper open, clean, stocked with beer and booze. Site is cleaned out, mowed, lights up, fire pit dug out, wood pile stocked. Wife bought new bedding for the fist time in a decade. Happy Mday weekend to my brothers and sisters, no matter the set you rep. God bless the dead. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I am not bored. I am almost never bored. I am almost never wanted for crimes. For those reasons, I do not “run”. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Just whispered “fucken broad” under my breath at my wife, who is currently at Meijer, for nagging me in my brain about putting beer cans in the recycling cause they’re worth 10¢ each. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I am not against those who are not an anti-natalist. On this I am sure that I am not sure. 000
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 18/05/2025If you want a car to flip you off and call you n***er than boy do I got an auction for ya. 100
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Difficulty pissing after sex should have a term. Something like constipation…pisstipation? 020
mert @merticulous.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I’ll miss being able to watch the full set of Stevie Ray Vaughn playing for 20 people when PBS is gone. 110
