alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026will never forget when my ex released a song about me titled “i loved you more than you thought” as if he didn’t completely blindside me with how little he loved me 😭😭 190
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026lesbian party turned into a bunch of drunk women making out with each other. major W. 1101
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026if they’re smugly getting away with what they did, what makes you think they aren’t still doing it? 090
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026i can’t believe it’s almost 9:00pm you’re kidding me. i feel like time is moving faster lately. 1100
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026some of these MAGAts are gonna need straight up child pornography released in order to believe the epstein files….. when this whole time we could just believe the victims 190
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i think if you voted for trump in 2024, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote in the next two elections 1102
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 28/01/2026it’s so cold i don’t even wanna fucking talk about it dude 190
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 26/01/2026just met the potential love of my life dressed like this, what’s the verdict? 5280
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 23/01/2026i just walked into the men’s restroom to clean it (i’m a janitor) and some dude was walking out 😭 i think i scared him so bad 060
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i wish i was a musician so i could make this an album cover 3210
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i didn’t realize heated rivalry was like straight up gay porn 070
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026all of this because they decided a black woman was worse than a pedophile 0130
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026so glad americans use their guns to kill school children, and not politicians or the literal gestapo 2265
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 14/01/2026everyone is acting like the world isn’t literally on fire and i feel like i’m living in the twilight zone 0150
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026meanwhile my dog is perfect and i’m so happy i get to come home to her GODDDDDD 0170
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026being in your 20s is driving home from a friends house at 8am, extremely hungover, because their dogs would not stop barking and you need to sleep before work (and you’d do it all over again) 190
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 31/12/2025things i did this year: -got back into college -broke up with my bf of 2 years bc i realized i’m a lesbian -saw halsey TWICE -saw turnstile TWICE -dated new people for the first time in 6 years -worked 2 jobs while also being in school 😭 -MET AYLEEN VALENTINE -met JASPER from TWILIGHT 1140
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025just went through a drive thru and the speaker was AI 😭😭😭 280
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 28/12/2025the pictures my family forced me to take cuz they thought my hair looked cute 2150
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 27/12/2025i can’t sleep because my stomach hurts and i’m NOT being brave about it at all 180
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i feel like it would make more sense for candy canes to be cinnamon rather than mint 280
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025some of y’all are way too comfortable leaving your explosive diarrhea all over public restrooms 090
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025i’m so happy they won nationals and went home safely and got married 💕💕💕💕 290
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025hanging out with another friend from high school, who i haven’t seen in 5 years….. 2025 was truly the year of the reunion tour 050
alex🌛 @moon-axel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025snapchat deleting everyone’s memories as if that’s not the only reason people keep the app 1100
Reposted by alex🌛tiredsleepy⭐️🍒 @tiredsleepyzzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2025it’s so cold i’m taking freeze damage from it 2575