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Bonfire

@bon-applestrudel.bsky.social
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A nice lady who can recite some Steve Martin jokes by heart. On this planet to learn and have fun. Harmless and scared of people being mean and judgy. Left Twitter to come here, please be nice to me !

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Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I still laugh a “left-leaning campaigner” 😂 #Newsweek
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's annoying to me that media tells me "chocolate has been recalled by the FDA" but doesn't tell me what brand is recalled in the title of the article. Getting a fucking click is more important to them than my safety. #newsweek
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Give me more Martha!!!!
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It's moss time
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
They'd like drop their first 5 percent of dick bush and you'd be like nawwww?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What's your penis percent?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
How many percent of penis would you let a man show you his?
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My skeet got reskeeted :)
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Banana efficiency
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
*sighing* i wish somebody would cover me in moss
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Post your Queen
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's from an Algonquin word
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
you can download it as many times as you want, in a bunch of different formats! music and movies disappear from streaming services all the time, so i gotta have my own copies of the stuff i like
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
They will not stop until they get the last dollar we have, and when we have nothing, they will spit in our faces. STOP. GIVING. MONEY. TO. BILLIONAIRES.
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Cancel your Prime TODAY. Cancel your Spotify TODAY. Cancel your streaming TODAY. There is nothing they are offering that we can't get on our own, we are bleeding ourselves out for them and they're INSATIABLE. Look around, is this country convenient? Does this work for you?
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Those are OUR spaceships. Those are OUR bunkers. Those are OUR yachts. That is OUR hoard. That is the money that should be used to pay for infrastructure, our children's education, healthcare, social programs. Every dollar we pay them for "convenience" comes out of our hide. Let's all agree to stop!
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Techy Chik @techychik.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I went into pre-term labor the insurance company deemed it "unnecessary" and said I should have gotten "pre-appoval" before going to the ER at 3 in the morning.....
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
jeff bezos uses your money to oppress you. CDs and MP3s you buy from artists are ad free. pirating is free. you can get unlimited books for free at the library. you can pirate books on libgen. jeff bezos takes your $10, and everyone else's $10, and uses it to oppress us.
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I buy music from band camp, do I download it? Is it only available on the hardware I downloaded it to? I've been using Spotify for years. I should really switch
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
out of the $143.88 that you pay spotify in a year for Spotify Premium, artists receive less than $1. buy music from bandcamp, or buy used LPs/CDs, listen on youtube with adblockers, or pirate it, just don't give any more of your money to billionaires
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Anella Marie Writes @anellamariewrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Six people are ahead of me in the queue. I find it hard to believe that’s a coincidence. The book was written in 2010.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the corporations don't want you to know you can see something nice with your eyes for free
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Rise, pug. Rise.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i actually tweeted this once
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lemonsforg.bsky.social @lemonsforg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hopefully this forces you guys to try out your local small restaurants, ones that make authentic yet delicious food. Idk maybe screw the big corporations
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
hi,
hi, i'm circling back to see if your blood is available this week. let me know what time and day is best.
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Cosette's Personal Crazy Board @cosettefiles.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@moderation.bsky.app What the hell are you guys doing man
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
he should really stop following pedophiles/pedophile apologists at the very least then (this will not happen)
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 07/12/2024
wow bluesky speedrunning the road toward twitter's moderation standards
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I found a copy of this in a free library and all the pages were stuck together
Willpower for dummies
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
You can. But they fade in the sun
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My husband won't shut up about water in video games... so I put a cane around his neck and dragged him (gently) offstage
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How did you get this picture of me
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Bonfire @bon-applestrudel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Controversial
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