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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"now what the fuck am i supposed to do with all these god damned tubs of rice?" -jim bakker's widow
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
steve hofstetter looks like michael rapaport but with zero skin pigmentation (negative or positive)
I don't know what's going on here but Steve hofstetter looks ROUGH
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
favorite Marjoe Gortner role is as the play-by-play man for the insane movie Fire, Ice, and Dynamite, with the most surreal film scene of all time @ 38:52 youtu.be/lbO_XZK2Ouk?...
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Fire Ice and Dynamite / Feuer, Eis & Dynamit (Roger Moore) 1990
YouTube video by OnlyGoodAndOldMovies
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you just listen to the audio it sounds like Tucker Carlson is getting owned by the brain gremlin from Gremlins 2
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turns out it's very easy to make a trios team where jeff jarrett is by far the most likeable member
Wrestling poster with Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and Road Dogg part of a six man tag
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
about fucking time i got one in a krillion
krillion.io game

Finally got "one in a krillion" with "ashtray" as a piece of equipment on an airplane.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're welcome. And any time you're using the railings on a guard tower, just remember--my grandpa is the reason they exist
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
turn heel by proclaiming that Madness invented ska
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
again, Christian wrestling in a turtleneck gives me an unreal amount of anxiety #AEWAllOut
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
again, huge fan of kids giving wrestlers the middle finger
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing Red doing a tope suicida right onto a kid's head fantastic stuff #houseofglory
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we have reached "danhausen doing ads for injury law firms" level of depravity
Dan Morgan, esq, injury lawyer doing an ad with danhausen
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fuck is this baloney list leaving out Dave and Steve's Video Game Explosion
Dave and Steve's Video Game Explosion
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"hey Eddie. we don't have a photo of you for the Chicago bocce all star game. just send one of you like holding a ball or something." Eddie: "say no more"
Eddie is holding a football, so they put the Chicago Bocce League logo over the NFL one
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's the PRO BROS
THE PRO BROS
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Johnneyshka Carrasquillo is a playable character in a volleyball themed JRPG
Johnneyshka Carrasquillo with arms crossed and big curly hairstyle.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ms. Rachel taking a break from shooting hoops to push ed sheeran further into his sword, she's like the good version of obama
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I LOVE THE #INTERNET
In the top half are two photos of R&B singer Amel Larrieux. The bottom half is a photo of two police officers escorting a woman in a pink prison jumpsuit. In the middle read "Do you remember Tracey Ullman???"
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CONGRATS SPUD DICK
Instagram post congratulating SPUD DICK on being inducted into the DePauw athletics hall of fame
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"so Rebel's a face now?" - dumbfuck wrestling fan
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
watching Ms. Rachel sink baskets with zero arc is my kink
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
all my suggested reels are for hog showmanship
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most 75 year old guy post of all time
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
watching an old MDA telethon and it's been five minutes straight of Jerry Lewis shitting on the viewing audience
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
really appreciate a backyard fed where the champ cuts a promo with two other wrestlers and becomes a totally different person to ref the match between them and there's one guy whose gimmick appears to be that he has a lot of dandruff i love pro wrestling
the champ in the ring with a full black forearm tattoo, cutting a promo with two other wrestlerssome totally other person in the ring with a full black forearm tattoo reffing a match between the two other wrestlersthe PAINMAKER with a poor choice in wearing a black shirt
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
forcing stores to take on copies of Drop Dead Fred, but distracting them with shit T2 themed clothing gotta love capitalism
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Terminator 2 / Drop Dead Fred VHS Screener
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
heck yes Ticha Penicheiro is one of my favorite basketball players ever shoutout to my dad for borrowing satellite signals that allowed me to watch her play
Nyt crossword clue "Women's basketball Hall of famer Penicheiro"
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a fucking horror show now I'm obsessed with how bad AI food looks www.ubereats.com/store-browse...
Half platter of lord knows what AI foodAI Crispy chicken fillet where one is somehow long, skinny, and curvyAI jumbo shrimp where you don't know where the tails begin or end
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social AI Kenny vs Spenny (looking like Barry Weiss from Storage Wars)
AI Kenny and Spenny not looking like Kenny or Spenny
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good work! Are we sure AI did this?
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
AI food has invaded a local McDonald's here in Saskatoon, for fans of wet and bubbly McNuggets
Garlic and black pepper chicken McNuggets looking like they're covered in insect eggs
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI generated food looking like it's covered in insect larvae might be the most hilarious unintended consequence of LLMs
AI generated wings looking like an insect laid eggs on them
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
never eating dim sum again
AI generated poster for a restaurantPork dumplings looking like they're covered in insect eggs
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2026
I saw a guy at the grocery store with a CNN tattoo
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hoping for a rebus in this crossword
Clue is "edging, e.g"

My answer is "CUM FREE WANK" with the "CUM" being in one box
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
there's only one thing left you can do as a last-ditch effort to save sophie cunningham's career, and of course it involves danhausen
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
watching House of Glory wrestling and i'm a big fan of the young children crowding the entranceway giving wrestlers the middle finger
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dillon brooks is getting $24M a season to do this against lebron james #livetodream
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
don't care for the fake fan spot, but if wwe did it, there would have been ten guys with the worst facial hair ever catching ospreay #aewdynamite
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my favourite things about the Ketchup mascot for Old Dutch is that his image was captured after being shot three times.
The Old Dutch Ketchup chips mascot pictured with their trademark weird three black action marks and squirting red head wound of ketchup filling
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
classic bozo maneuver to get told you’re annoying and say oh yeah, well what if i DIED
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
cody rhodes kicking a football
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Zoolander 2 by far the worst And I did go see Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
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STORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@johncullen.bsky.social taught us about mr dressup's tickle trunk! youtu.be/6APRPqPB13o?...
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social looks like Tears of the Left Bourbon finally got another "legend" to sign on I'm guessing catturd wasn't returning rob's phone calls www.tearsoftheleft.com/x-legends
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The Legends behind each Liberal Meltdown – Tears of the Left
Meet the icons who've pioneered and triggered the liberal tears and SJW sobs to make our liquid gold - Tears of the Left Bourbon.
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if you're at the MLB all-star game and you have a sign that says "MARRY ME GUTFELD", you gotta include some context
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One of the best things about doing cable access or community radio is meeting people like this Omaha station manager (Howard Swain) who gives the perfect response to worries public access is showing Satanic snuff films or whatever.
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