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Dan MacRae

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Equal parts doofus and lummox.

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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 1h
Sometimes it's okay to be scared Shrekless.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While I'm on a ramble, there are few things that put the fear of God in me quite like clips of UK "light entertainment" programs. One of the most impressive propaganda campaigns in the history of civilization was the UK convincing people that their TV was 99% Masterpiece Theatre and Fawlty Towers.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took a moment to think about Life on Mars (the U.S. adaptation) and I'm just cracking up laughing. I know the UK version and Ashes to Ashes are better, but the American version has an endearing stupidity (and an overqualified cast) that has kept it close to my heart.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the Hunger Games was just fancy murdertots doing Royal Rumble entrances I would be all over that shit. Fix this, Hollywood executives!
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, I'm just trying to suck up to as many rich powerful celebrities as possible before I die.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Force me to go down a cool luxury water slide? YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seduction always starts with a trip to Ardene.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I attribute Digger's poor turnout to the trauma audiences still carry from the 1999 Mystery Men Riots.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The moment Will Arnett crosses the border
Mona-Lisa Saperstein hand extended
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Los Angeles Lakers v Sacramento Kings
SACRAMENTO, CA - 1989: Los Angeles Lakers head coach Pat Riley looks at the mascot circa 1989 at Arco Arena in Sacramento, California.SACRAMENTO, CA - 1987: Gorilla the Sacramento Kings mascot performs against the Golden State Warriors during a game played circa 1987 at Arco Arena in Sacramento,
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SACRAMENTO, CA - MARCH 9: The Sacramento Kings mascot performs against the Seattle SuperSonics on March 9, 1988, at ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO -- -- Pictured: (l-r) Actor David Duchovny performing with musical group Barenaked Ladies on February 26, 1999 -- (Photo by: Chris Haston/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images via Getty Images)
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOLLYWOOD, CA - 1980: Screw Magazine publisher, Al Goldstein, entertains a crowd of onlookers outside the 1980 Hollywood, California, Adult Entertainment Awards held at the Palladium. (Photo by George Rose/Getty Images)HOLLYWOOD, CA - 1980: Screw Magazine publisher, Al Goldstein, entertains a crowd of onlookers outside the 1980 Hollywood, California, Adult Entertainment Awards held at the Palladium. (Photo by George Rose/Getty Images)
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I choose to believe Logan Thompson's Wedding Crashers mask is the result of a tragic DVD stand accident.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope no one in heaven finds out I'm a fraud.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
REPORT: Disney+ to add snipers, drones to all ad tiers
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
7-Eleven has the best bricks
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who am I to resist? Unfortunately, the 3 titles below weren't available as selectable options Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio Inside Edition (I'm also mildly annoyed they don't have the right Feud season art)
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtube.com
Who's That Girl - Opening (Causing a Commotion)
YouTube video by Rafael Roland
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Not gonna lie, this 1991 ad using Nagel-style art to hawk Bob Evans Restaurants is deeply unsettling yet oddly comforting
Patrick Nagel-style artwork of a very 80's-looking businesswoman checking her watch while holding a briefcase, next to an ad for Bob Evans' "Beat the Clock" deal
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are exactly two body shapes of people who listen to the Tubs and I know I've got one of them.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is for the sickos. (I'm the sicko.)
youtu.be
Everything You NEED to Know About SNL Season 29 (2003-04)
YouTube video by Saturday Night Network
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pizza Pizza is so repugnant that everyone I know would sell them out to Little Caesars regardless of who registered a copyright when.
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Brian Pickett @website.cool · 11/09/2026
It's time to remember again
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple: Don’t you wish your devices felt like a friend whose also your boss?
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now I’m 49 and all I think about is parking apps.
Wallace Shawn crosses the street in My Dinner with Andre.
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bogey orangutan @bogeyorangutan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
watching an old MDA telethon and it's been five minutes straight of Jerry Lewis shitting on the viewing audience
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Talk to your kids about Maggie Estep. youtu.be/vEDXUm8Pivo?...
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Maggie Estep MTV Spot 1992 - Plug into This / Vegetable Omelette
YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A sex tape. A tape made of sex.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't need a backup plan. I have Kinsmen Jackpot Bingo, airing Saturdays at 530pm on CKY.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Barney fucks up all the time, but Fred is mean so it's okay.
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That long-rumoured Martian Manhunter PJ Harvey duets album is finally coming out.
MacFarlane Toys action figures of Martian Manhunter and Wonder Girl.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No one: Divorced dad at the kid's birthday party:
Ketel Marte with hat

MAY THE BRIDGES I BURN LIGHT THE WAY
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As heard on Depressing The Hoes.
youtu.be
Ghostboobss - Home (Video)
YouTube video by ghostboobss
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Next year, get Everything Zen or Comedown, please
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(I enjoyed the wrestling.)
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm hearing a lot of buzz that the wrestlers did the good wrestling tonight (this afternoon).
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's going to be a long day. Better treat myself to one of the fun Dominos Tracker themes.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Getting the neighbours amped for the weekend by blasting "Love American Style" at 7am and frantically twirling in circles holding sparklers.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just For Laughs Gags goes to another level when you watch it with Described Video on.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The voice I use to sing along to She & Him songs would be described (charitably) as mean.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You sly dogs.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Baskin-Robbins Can’t Stop The Nuts (1980-1980): Coconut-almond ice cream, loaded with chocolate-covered almonds and candy-coated almonds, along with a milk chocolate ripple. Released to promote the Village People/Steve Guttenberg film, "Can't Stop the Music"
A bright red sign that reads "Can't Stop the Nuts" in black script, above an almond inside a coconut shell, disco dancing in platform shoes and bellbottoms. To the right is an image of the Village People, dressed in all-white versions of their classic costumes
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every Poulet Rouge ad knows you're going to that motherfucking place ALONE.
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Dan MacRae @danmacrae.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The coolest thing about me is that I have often wondered what U-Haul trailer art I’d wind up with if I rented one. Anyway I got the Belzoni, MS one celebrating the Catfish Capital of the world. I’m happy with how it panned out.
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