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Wato @wato1876.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I Know This World Exists. youtu.be/7JcWqx-GQFw
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I Know This World Exists.
YouTube video by Wato1876
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taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A mysterious Lady, a run-away train, and friendships as strained as ever... all aboard for FATE'S RUN, the unstoppable sequel to HUNGER'S BITE! Releasing April 27th, 2027! Pre-order at your favorite book retailer! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/taylo...
the hunger's bite cast pose in front of the cover of Fate's Run like it's a movie poster and they're all actors. text reads "releasing april 27th, 2027"
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Gusya @angrygooseberry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s just a girl 🎀
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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Ayme @catcoconut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My hubs isn’t online unless it’s to read manga or watch anime so I always have to explain memes to him. Today I had the pleasure of showing him what Philomena Cunk is~
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Clown Control @clown-control.itch.io · 01/05/2026
Anonymous asked:

my boyfriend and i have been playing smut together most nights and the other night they were like "can we play the Jack Black game 🥺", it was so funny and cute LOL

Followed by a bad photoshop of jack black as joker
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Phantomarine @phantomarine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ok this is possible it'll just look very silly that's okay
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Bunni 🐰 @buniofchaos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hydrate or dydrate | vTuber #vtuber #twitch #vtide
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
The moment that transformed journalism forever is finally back in print. Become an Onion member, and get your reissue of our historic 9/11 edition. membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?…
The moment that transformed journalism forever is finally back in print. Become an Onion member, and get your reissue of our historic 9/11 edition.
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In just 6 WEEKS…WE ARE SO BACK 😎 Helluva Boss Season 3 begins Oct 14 on Prime Video
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
it's legitimately heartwarming how the majority of WNBA players have absolutely seen through this bullshit and have been vocally supportive of trans women
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𝓢𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 🌞🌈 COMMS are OPEN!✨ @hellosunnycore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🌸🌺🌿✨ #art #artcommission #vgen #fairy
(commission) illustration of a fairy with long brown hair, and a lot of freckles. her wings are a speckled green, and she's dressed in a cute little green and pink flower dress, made from petals. her hat is a matching flower bud, with curling petals and a swirly top. she's fluttering along with a sweet smile on her face, carrying a little handbag made from leaves.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
respect yourself
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/08/2026
The Steam description for Higurashi is very helpful for figuring out what a video game is
Higurashi When They Cry

Ch.1 Onikakushi
Higurashi When They Cry is a sound novel. The music, backgrounds and characters work together to create a world that is the stage of a novel for the user to read.
They laugh and cry and get angry. The user takes the point of view of the protagonist to experience the story.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love Saguaros so much. They look like they're always happy to see you
Saguaro cactus with two arms and growth on top resembling a fun haircut
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Mark Walsh @markwalsh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lightning has struck again.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
a four panel comic

a guy sees a sign on a door that says “Reggae 101”, he soyfaces with delight

he opens the door to see a chalkboard that says “please speak in a Jamaican accent AT ALL TIMES”

he gazes upon the classroom to see a sea of pasty caucasians waiting for the teacher

he says “i don know aboud dis mon”

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
stupidtwinkcomics.com
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 09/08/2026
fwiw i think he could turn frank reynolds around but not dennis
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He breaks out a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man says "I'd like to listen." The hatred man plays while the listening man listens contentedly.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A man in a suit smoking a cigar says "we need a way to change the minds of young men about gender minorities." Another man in a suit holding a glass of whiskey posits "what about some sort of pro-trans lad magazine?" The first man looks inspired. They have produced their magazine entitled "The Ethical Chaser" which features a well put-together man on the cover with articles like "Torso Pics: Do's and Don'ts," How to flirt beyond 'hi' and 'ur so sexy,'" and the wines of New Jersey. Tearfully, one of the men states "we are going to change the fucking world."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points and states "you've gona and run off the cliff..." The first woman, floating in midair says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." With confidence, she points to herself with her thumb and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." An incredibly low flying plane trockets by and sucks her into the jet engine, spewing viscera out the back with a BZZZZZZHHH much to the other woman's horror.
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you can’t imagine how funny it is to be a mets fan while everyone is screaming and crying and throwing up about the dodgers being a powerhouse because they have such a big payroll knowing full well the mets payroll is just as big and we have one of the worst teams in major league baseball
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kobe :] (LOOKING FOR WORK) @khthekartoonist.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
caine and pomni rob a bank (REUPLOADED FOR BLUESKY) #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #caine #pomni
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Human-socialized. #RunawayToTheStars
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Then... Boy Alex, bearded and in a hoodie says "hi mom, it's nice to see you!" Alex's mom says "Alex, you're so handsome. Why do you dress like a schlub?"

Now... Girl Alex says "Hi mom, it's nice to see you." Alex's mom says "eh... too much lipstick. What are you? A slut?"
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Flawless goddess Lana Parrilla in Once Upon a Time, where they were committed to putting her in the most over the top outfits ever and she kept pulling them off perfectly.
The Evil Queen from Once Upon a Time in an evil queen dress.
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
According to tracking my Valentino plushie is in Connecticut, and there is something really fucking funny to me about the concept of Valentino being in Connecticut.
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tried to mute "Odyssey" because some of y'all are driving me crazy reposting those stupid takes from The Bad Place, but it wasn't working for some reason, then noticed I'd spelled it "Odessey" lol
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wife: why do you kick ice cubes under the fridge? Me, thinking of the tiny blender I put under there so the mice could make margeritas: no reason
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☁️MOTEL777☁️ @motel777.xyz · 23/06/2026
been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate
A sticker being held up outside, with a background of trees. The sticker reads: "When the trail got a marshy boardwalk", featuring a mischievous cartoon & a marshy boardwalk illustration.The meme that inspired the previous sticker.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This was the other thing from the print Onion that I’ve been waiting to come online. I really love this piece
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A dark-haired woman asks "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" to her brown-haired girlfriend. The brown-haired woman, extracting a green shirt from her dresser counters "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship." The first woman puts on her glasses while saying "yeah, you're right... there's no such thing." Now both fully dressed, it is revealed that they look exactly like Marcy and Peppermint Patty.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
if House MD was being that rude to me i'd just die instead of giving him the opportunity to prove himself right
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A trans woman with glasses laments "Sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning. Like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are Back in Town" again?" Her friend reassures her by saying "Of course Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender. It has more to do with the boys being back in town."
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/07/2026
if me selfshipping myself with one of marvel's biggest losers can help others be more accepting and unapologetic about their own likes then it was all worth it 😌
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Get your pencils ready, a new Helluva Boss short unfolds on YouTube July 11th! 📚
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #136 (1987)

Peter, wearing ketchup trousers and a mustard shirt, squats stuck to the wall. Mary Jane passes him a newspaper as she passes by holding boxes.

Peter: Great. Like I need to see myself pilloried in ANOTHER paper.
MJ: Don't SWEAT it, Petey. You have my personal GUARANTEE that there's not a thing in there that'll UPSET you.

Peter opens the paper to see that most of the content of the front page has been cut out, framing his surprised face.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up! Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom #Ragatha #Tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Ragapom
The gloink queen loudly exclaiming that she loves and cherishes every glowing she gives birth to - 
Move to second panel
-“and adopts”
Showing the gloink queen doting on softball Ragatha Snarling Gloink Queen, in a protective stance in front of Ragatha, asking a truly baffled Pomni “AND WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER”
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Green thumbs. #grickledoodle #gardening #horror #husbands #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
A cartoon illustration of a older woman working in her garden burying a dead man. Caption reads "If her second husband was anything like her first, the cucumbers were going to be lovely this coming year."
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willy wonka quotes @handle.invalid · 16/06/2026
drunk driving
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willy wonka quotes @handle.invalid · 28/06/2026
Chocolate? No, I stopped making that long ago. I make strike drones for the US military now. Factory tours are still open though
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Your email re: “BEST MATTRESS SALE OF THE YEAR” has been sent directly to Hell. The Devil is currently fist-fighting it
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