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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God

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She/Her 32 🌳💧🔥 TTRPG, MTG, OC, and fan artist! 6 mana 6/6 appreciator I draw monsters and women and monster women (and dolls apparently?) 18+ #Ctrl+C Digital Circus Comic #ThwarpArt - Your attractive MTG #GiantAmbassador www.tumblr.com/thwarp

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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 19h
The Heroes of Kamtyge and Destroyers of the Golden Swarm! The whole party, plus key NPCs, of a campaign that went from 2020-2026 and all the way to level 20! We got gods, archfey, and dads in the mix here. I had a blast drawing this tribute to a great campaign 💖 #ttrpgart #dndart #dndcharacter #art
A large group of colourful fantasy characters poised for a group picture, with some outtakes.
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doom Patrol by Diego Greco

DC Comics   ·   Releases Dec 9, 2026
The Doom Patrol #4
Cover D Diego Greco Variant
Overview
Contributions
Pull It
GUEST-STARRING ANIMAL MAN! The Doom Patrol survives its deadly encounter with the Ever-Void Cult and returns home with one additional member. Enter young Evelyn X—former avatar of the Ever-Void, current ward of the Doom Patrol. But the random happenstance of her appearance in the team's lives may prove to be no mere coincidence. Who is this super-powered young girl, and what is her connection to the team? Meanwhile, Elasti-Girl finds herself stranded on Dinosaur Island and must team up with Animal Man to find any hope of getting home!

Comic   ·   32 pages   ·   $4.99   ·   Card Stock Affixed Cover
Cover Date
Feb 2027
UPC
76194139824200441
Distributor SKU
1026DC0008
Final Order Cutoff
calendar_month
Nov 9th
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 03/10/2026
New comic up early for Patrons! Only you can prevent camera bugs.
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Beary Close | Mr. Crowbar
Beary Close by Mr. Crowbar on Patreon. Join Mr. Crowbar's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so I’m testing out a new Aerid Konstrari deck? and I am LOVING it I call it the landfill. It’s your usual big hasty gruul nonsense, but with creatures that make a lot of cheap artifact tokens So there’s the gruul frontfoot beatdown, but with the threat of a huge trash sphinx fuckin getting you
Aerid Konstrari
{1}{R}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx
Flying
When Aerid Konstrari enters or dies, create a Heartwood token. (It’s a red and green artifact with “{T}: Add {R} or {G}.”)
{6}: Create a Heartwood token. Then Aerid Konstrari gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.Sarinth Greatwurm
{4}{R}{G}
Creature — Wurm
Trample
Whenever a land enters, create a tapped Powerstone token.Feasting Troll King
{2}{G}{G}{G}{G}
Creature — Troll Noble
Vigilance, trample
When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, create three Food tokens. (They’re artifacts with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)
Sacrifice three Foods: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn.
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Oz, Treefolk Ambassador➡️ CMDR Sealed! @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve got 3 sheets of this notepad left, gimme some good ones and consider venmoing the wife @jettyfox $5 because she deserves it
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Echoverse Tappy is just me apparently
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh arena, you haven't changed a bit in these months I’ve been away. (game 2 and someone running out the timer after I had the audacity to rebuild from the cyc rift they stole from me)
Mtg arena board state for my Ureni Dragons deck.
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Xochilex, Rekindled @xochilex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reopening a few comms. Not first-come-first-serve. I'll decide after I receive a few requests!
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The whole “if you don’t enjoy this Magic set, skip it” train of thought is nice and all But it makes it v easy to almost entirely lose interest in magic when I don’t care about over half of the sets by default (UB) “Just skip magic this year” okay but my autism can and will wander elsewhere #MTG
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good news everyone, I’m still on my circus nonsense. Have the cutie of all time. #Tadc #Ragatha (She looks so squishy I am going to explode)
Colored sketch of a squat, kinda squishy Ragatha in front of a blue background
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I haven’t looked into reality fracture much, but so far it does just look like this but blue
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Love that for them
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a picture of pokemon rumble spheal and the text says:
"50 followers isn't a lot"
imagine 50 spheals
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
don’t worry everyone, I’m already on my nonsense
Rough sketch of an alarmed Ragatha, Cooked lobster placeholder for Zooble, and Kinger’s decapitated head at the amazing digital beach
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m all of these things and I’m so fucking sad rn
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love being an artist and being able to draw whatever I want. It’s so cool #Tadc #Ragatha
Simple squishy sketch of Ragatha in a shirt that says “I eat pussy and take home the leftovers”
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
WOE, new #Ctrl+C bonus comic be upon ye! A lil something extra (and comic canon) to go alongside the main story, as I work on chapter 2 Our Redundant Ragdoll finally gets a chance to talk to Jax. And in trying to be polite, hits the rabbit with an unwelcome revelation #tadcJax #TadcAnnabelle #Tadc
Ctrl+ C comic.
First Panel) Annabelle (the person with a duplicate of Ragatha’s avatar): “so I’m sorry if this come off weird. But what pronouns do you prefer? Sorry we haven’t really talked much”

Second panel) Jax: “wait are you serious? Can’t recognize peak male design when you see it?”
Ann: “well not really?”
Jax baffled: “heh?”

Third panel)
Annabelle: “I didn’t want to be rude and assume.” Proceeds to list out how most of the avatars are loosely or not gendered at all.Panel 1) Annabelle to a very distressed looking Jax: “And I just wanted to double check. Presentation here seems a bit weird”

Panel 2) Ann: “also I didn’t want to invoke Ming again”
Art of Ming ominously standing behind Annabelle saying “look how foolish we look now”

Panel 3) A very very haunted Jax in front of a dark background. Realizing the only one saying he is a guy was himself. 
Ann: “so He? With all that “peak male design”
“Jax?”
“Oh Jeez, did I say something? I’m sorry I (apology cut off)
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Digital circus cry-off 2018
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's Fuck Your Boardstate Friday! what's your favorite way to clean things up? Are you a giant? No? Are you a wizard? Also no? Then piss off
Cyclone Summoner
{5}{U}{U}
Creature — Giant Wizard
When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, return all permanents to their owners’ hands except for Giants, Wizards, and lands.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My wife is subtweeting me
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well that Surtanly won’t be a problem for anyone. Why if I free Cast a spell and free cast a spell and draw two cards each? And also made a big guy about it
Two archmages or runes, a Surtland elementalist, a Goliath daydreamer, all working together to get as much value out of a single spell as possible
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This Beluna “storm giants” deck really is shaping up to be the most me-themed pile of nonsense possible. Just a bunch of power matters big boys aggressively breakdancing until I get 50 mana and explode Also look, she finally has her hammer. And it’s actually a huge problem for everyone else #mtg
An archidekt boardstate of Beluna Grandsquall, Klauth, Prismari the storm one, and some adventure losers. Beluna’s Gatekeeper equipped with glamdring foe hammer
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Art by Skizo
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I decided to grab some hobbit packs, and wow what an iconic duo @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
Hill giant of high pass and most decrepit old bird
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
See sometimes you throw rocks in an educational way.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought it was about time to refresh the cloud giant Thwarpsona. Bring her more in line with the current aesthetic idk what to tag this? #ThwarpArt? #GiantAmbassador? eh, it'll find it's way around I'm sure
pink sketch of a cloud giant woman in a sun dress and big sun hat, shooting finger guns
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought it was about time to refresh the cloud giant Thwarpsona. Bring her more in line with the current aesthetic idk what to tag this? #ThwarpArt? #GiantAmbassador? eh, it'll find it's way around I'm sure
pink sketch of a cloud giant woman in a sun dress and big sun hat, shooting finger guns
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Drana and Linvala doodle #mtgart
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me when my opponent exists
The angry bear from monstrous rage
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That’s me secret
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Come to shoebox and watch me send Robin to the doghouse
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So I just learned that Mauler is actually a legal commander. I’m almost sorry for the Absolute bullshit some of you are going to be put through when we play together
Maular, the Next Evolution
{5}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Mutant
Rulebreaker — A deck with this commander can have creature cards with mana value 7 or greater of any color identity and any basic land cards.
Whenever a creature you control with mana value 7 or greater attacks, double its power and toughness until end of turn.
An unnatural ruler for the natural world.
10/10Thwarp: “I’m going to send everyone to size queen hell”
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CHLOE
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's her, Mardrid, babygirl supreme. It's been a minute since she got any new art, and I needed to correct that (Bestie I'm sorry you look so cute now, the comic has wrecked my art style) #DndCharacter
colored bust sketch of Mardrid, a cloud giant woman with a sunset palette, in a gold gorget and white robe
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What’s that? A Shoebox I’m planning on going to? :0
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My fucking brand is in shambles I hate it here
Photo taken by a rude mean person pointing at a raggedy Ann and Andy book, sent to me saying “Saw you at the used book store”. My response or “fuck off”
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So many people have tagged me. thank you all, I will use this large man and his many rocks to cause problems for people
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And nobody tagged me in Giant’s Boulder? Smh, you spend like 4 months on some existential dolls nonsense, and people forget you’re the #GiantAmbassador Anyway, rock It’s a good rock Rock give much value for 1 mana Rock good for kill things
Giant’s Boulder, 1 mana  colorless artifact 

When this artifact enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom
and the rest on top in any order.) 1, r: Add one mana of any color. 7, 5, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy
target permanent.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh right, I am the #GiantAmbassador after all, let me just see what’s new with the MTG hobbit set Ah, my work here is done. Back to my other bullshit
A recall search for giants in the new hobbit set, with 0 results
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Xochilex, Rekindled @xochilex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Chloe and her older sister, Olympia #xochiart
Two characters, both cyclops women. On the left is Chloe, who is much taller than Olympia on the right. Both are in their underwear, and it is easy to see both are fairly  muscular. Chloe has a cheerful expression, while Olympia seems a bit annoyed/upset
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So I don’t like to cancel people But it turns out the Balrog was a Trans woman, so Gandalf yelling “You shall not pass” was actually just him being mad transphobic
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m very very normal calm and collected about Cunk in armor
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Part of this was to move the “What the heck is going on with Annabelle” plot forward a bit The other part was to get people to stop saying “oh I figured it out, Susie put the headset on a second time” under like every post I make. I had to Ol Yeller that fan theory, lmao
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
WOE, Ctrl+C chapter 1 bonus comic be upon ye! Sometimes a question can't wait. A follow up to Ragatha's "Oh God is she me? What is happening?" panic at the end of chapter 1. Girl waited about 4 minutes before interrupting Annabelle's "Can I be alone please" time #Ctrl+C #Tadc #TadcAnnabelle
Digital circus comic in pink monochrome

Panel 1: Ragatha sitting outside Annabelle’s door (with a barely modified Ragatha sigh & a 2 marker nailed to it), looking very nervous. Talking to herself about “I know she needed time, but this is killing me. One question shouldn’t hurt? Right?”

Panel 2: A very apprehensive Ragatha knocking on Annabelle’s door “Annabelle, I’m sorry to bother you. But can I ask a question? Please?”

Panel 3: Ragatha awaiting an answer in silence

Panel 4: Ann “yeah go ahead”
Ragatha, relieved: “ oh thank goodness. I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on with *us*. You, uh? … were you ever a realtor?”

Panel 5: Annabelle: “wait, a realtor? No I was a maintenance tech. The old C&A building was one of the mothballed properties I was hired to maintain. Not really sure why? Nobody is moving into that … *this* mess.

Panel 6: Ragatha slumping down on the door in relief: “OH! Okay good good. Thank you. Sorry for bothering you”
Annabelle: “wait do you have a beef with realtors or something?”
Ragatha: “ no, no. I was one, and I was wonrried you and I were … me? Somehow?”
Ann: “OH. Welp … um? Happy to give you one less thing to worry about?”
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart
your ai flyer looks like shit
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ya know, when I started losing Magic interest a few months ago, because of Hasbro nonsense, I wouldn’t have guessed that THIS would be the next thing I get really into 2025 this time: Look at this big rad giant. fuck yeah 2026: 🪆 (I still love my big guys, obvs)
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Made some unnecessarily cute art for my 2K follower event over on the #Ctrl+C Tumblr Dang, people really like the blatant trans metaphor existential dolls comic. #TadcComic #Tadc #TadcAnnabelle
Annabelle holding her face and saying “it’s me, I’m Ms. popular💖”, with a big smile. An icon with 2059 followers is on the top of the screen
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Haunter1957🔞 @thatghosttrainer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
oh hey @trash-artificer.bsky.social the thingy got a dubby... www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUx...
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Ctrl+C Au Digital circus All parts Complete
YouTube video by EzraDubs
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