Reposted by Bertie the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/09/2026i like last week tonight because john oliver gets upset and angry while talking about things that are upsetting and angering and thats so refreshing to see tbh 2828
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026100%, like someone in the design team saw a Wagner production and wanted an entire unit of Brunhilde’s 010
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I love the idea of them, but the armoured hair buns and the extra boxy rifles are just a bit too much for me. 150
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was given one in a HoHoHobby secret santa, it’s built and primed but languishing in a box still 011
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Slowly whittling away at my Heresy forces, following @warhipster.bsky.social’s guides. (I did change the workflow for these ones to do the trim first as there’s a bit more than on a MKVI 0203
Reposted by BertieAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026More breaking news from 800 AD. 1238155
Reposted by Bertienewadrian.bsky.social @newadrian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We have just had proper rain here for the first time since June - and I have just come to realise that the purpose of Test cricket as a ritual in England is TO MAKE IT RAIN IN THE SUMMER. We have angered the gods with The Hundred and we must return to the old ways. 619959
Reposted by BertieJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Here’s the thing about Y2K, the ozone layer, etc. The most leftist—in the sense of *valuing labor*—thing you can do is reject the brainwashing that tells you that heroism is running into a burning building and not the slow, patient, boring, unglamorous work of *preventing* disaster. 101354481
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If I have acquired no other habits from Bluesky, at least I have the phrase “What If A Man Was Large, The Show” 0670
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie from the year you turned 18? 010
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The first doctor I went to said “You can’t have depression, you recognise that the sudden attacks of ennui have no obvious cause” Which I thought was basically the definition. 130
Reposted by BertieKitbashcat @kitbashcat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The EHRC guidance slipped its way into law by default overnight. Do not self-police and do not let toilet weirdos and changing room weirdos dictate how you go about your life. 3459143
Reposted by BertieHaunt Ghostman @jpbradley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Your email finds me three weeks out of Portsmouth. The Sighthound is light at only eighteen guns, but quick in the water, even laden as she is. The Atlantic lapping against her hull she is making steady progress westward to the Caribbean, the men restless to do their duty for King and country. 0276
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I did an Arkanaut Admiral recently that was mostly an excuse to muck about with some new metallics. 0153
Reposted by BertieWil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026*standing up on plane* "It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass… 072
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I accidentally made the Light of Eltharion look slightly more like the Green Power Ranger than I meant to 😂 But I’m pretty happy with the attempt at doing cloth of gold for the cape. 071
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I am normally extremely against flopping over like your strings have been cut, but at a certain point you’ve just got to make the ref bloody look 070
Reposted by BertieJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room. 9668471917
Reposted by BertieRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose 2245157817
Reposted by BertieJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby 182451422
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026There’s something so wonderfully composed about BBC text commentary. 080
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Testing out a potential Custodes alternate scheme on an old mini of the month. Big fan of my new Vallejo TMM black metal. 1202
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Bretonnian Knight vs Norscan Chief piece by Paul Dainton. 090
Reposted by Bertielilastromech (Mischa) @mischajaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊 6449471403
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Okay, that RX-78-2 looks cool. I built my Calibarn at the weekend and it’s a fun kit. 110
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think 2 is the most “We stuck a pattern in the forge and let it run” one. Less post production processing 020
Reposted by BertieJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360712055
Reposted by BertieMicah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all 161160428
Reposted by BertieSeanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It is the glorious 25th of May. How do they rise up? 1032261
Reposted by BertieDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Once again, ladies and gentlemen and everyone inbetween... Don't give up the ship. 827848
Reposted by BertieAndy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’ll say it once more. Warhammer is fucking funny. This is the hill I will die on. Torn apart by horrifying aliens in service to an uncaring empire ruled by a corpse. 121044
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Painted my first Battlefleet Gothic ships this month. Two Imperial Navy cruisers from the old box that I got a year or so before the game ended and some corvettes from Battlefleet Galaxy. Now I just need GW to bring the game back! #BattlefleetGothic 010
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 12/05/2026D&D 5e Avatar Legends Fantasy Flight Star Wars Star Trek Adventures (1st ed) I enjoyed all of them but I don’t think I *got* Avatar 000
Bertie @bnehls.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Inspired by @anniegg62.bsky.social here is everything GW I’ve painted so far this year! I’m already well passed my total for last year, turns out moving house slows your painting down! #paintingwarhammer 2171
Reposted by BertieAnnie ☀️💫 @anniegg62.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Here is everything I painted for the GW Million Miniatures challenge this year. Ultras, Votann, Gloomspite, Gondor and a Chaos Knight Super proud of everything I made, my return to the hobby after ages! #paintingwarhammer 41318
