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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2025
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2025
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It shouldn't escape notice that Trump explicitly threatened to use *the state* to target anyone he and MAGA scapegoat for Charlie Kirk's murder. We really could see Stephen Miller and Kash Patel use the FBI for 60s-style domestic persecution. Some thoughts on that: newrepublic.com/article/2004...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2025
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
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Pineapple Under the Sea Speedmapping @puss-studios.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Mapping Off 3: Quick Draw! Death Bear vs. Major Arlene! Saturday, July 26th at 5pm EST! Event Trailer by Obsidian!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Alex scrolls on her phone of a graphic that says "Get off your phone." She says "mental health tik-tok is really sorting me out." She stares at another graphic that says "get off your phone" as the sun begins to set. At twilight, with visible stubble she views another one that says "get off your phone." Nightfall, another helpful tik-tok reminding her to get off her phone."
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s that time of year again
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BluePineapple72 @bluepineapple72.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/... July 26th witness two of the fastest guns this side of the Mississippi standoff against eachother! PUSS's @deathbearofdeath.bsky.social will be facing off against The Hellforge's @majorarlene.net for our third annual charity speedmap livestream!
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⚔️ Chaos Warrior - Now on Steam! ⚔️ @myolden.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Year 3 of the charity event stream where we pit speedmappers against each other live on stream! Saturday, July 26th www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
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MAPPING OFF 3: QUICK DRAW - Live Streamed Speedmaps for Charity!
Word round Wadton is that sheriff @Obsidian was gunned down (from behind!) by some unknown cowardly perpetrator sometime not too long after last years Map Off. Prospectors and cowboys alike have been ...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. 

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. 

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. 

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. 

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire
Naked gun movie poster
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2025
Death Star To Open Day Care Center theonion.com/death-s...
Death Star To Open Day Care Center
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 13/06/2025
Help SPD Name Its New Urban Warfare Tank! tinyurl.com/yysvmwa4
Blue camo tank on Downtown Seattle street with SPD logo on front, blue line flag on its side
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
thought this was really beautiful
You’ve talked about passing the baton in the loop of life. How do you want Hideo Kojima to be remembered when you pass it on?

I am not going to pass the baton to anyone. I will rather crush the baton… [Laughs.] I don’t need to give “Hideo Kojima” to anyone. If I pass the baton to my staff and tell them to make things the same way I do, the company will not succeed and will go out of business.

What do you mean by that?

Every day, if I tweet something that I like, a director or an actor or a musician contacts me. They say, “I’m a creator because of your games.” But they didn’t receive the baton of Hideo Kojima. They received my small fire. They’re not copying me. They’re not trying to be me. They have this fire, and they light up their own. And they’ll probably give that to someone else. There were legendary comic book artists when I was a boy. I didn’t become a comic book artist – I was inspired by them, I was influenced.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Dear LGBTQ Allies, Today we are again reminded why PRIDE isn't about rainbows and parades. It's about standing with the LGBTQ human beings and pushing back against the bigots and the bullies, no matter what it costs us. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-lgbtq-a... Jonathan Joss
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To LGBTQ Allies on a Very Different Kind of PRIDE Month: It's Time to Fight
Allyship is now an act of war
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Aubrey @aubrey.northsky.social · 02/06/2025
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales
Husband of Jonathan Joss

My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done.

Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic.

When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw.

While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired.

Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life.

Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future.

He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other.

I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved.

To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family.

My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together.

If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband.

Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built.

    Tristan Kern de Gonzales
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The news reports right now are mentioning just that Jonathan Joss was shot and killed "after an argument with a neighbour." The truth is much much worse.
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
How it started : How it’s going
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When I was in the interview for the show l'm directing on now they specifically called out the Pipeburn comics in my portfolio as what impressed themKelly Turnbull @Coelasquid
It's going to be very funny when it comes out and everyone finds out what show sexy gay Bouncer fanfiction with the serial numbers filed off got me a job onKelly Turnbull
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Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
sound on i beg you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/05/2025
the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media
november 22nd 1963 edition of the onion

main headline: kennedy slain by CIA, mafia, castro, LBJ, teamsters, freemasons

subhead: president shot 129 times from 43 different angles
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/05/2025
for a lot of you:
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Jorge (he/him) @motoridersd.pug.ninja · 14/05/2025
An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article.

Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/05/2025
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
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Oscar (Comms Open) @caco-oscar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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fia! @fiashouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
everybody on the timeline rn
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James "Jimmy" Paddock @jamespaddock.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hey Bluesky. I'm Jimmy, probably best known for my MIDI music for video games and Doom mods. I have about 800 pieces to my name. Wrote MIDI soundtracks for SIGIL 1 & 2, Prodeus, Secret Agent HD, and currently working on music for indie FPS Supplice.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/04/2025
Boris Vallejo
painting, a man sat in a chair, dog by his side. He is reading a book and dreaming, above him is a vision of a muscular version of him, holding a axe and a hell hound by his side.
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DOOM @doom.com · 21/04/2025
cyberdemon
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 14/04/2025
cant go without drawing neil banging out those tunes today
a watercolor drawing of a naked rat playing on a purple piano with rainbow colored keys
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/04/2025
Bring back proper games journalism.
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Patrick Fischler in the Winky's Diner scene in Mulholland Drive says "I had a dream about this place. THere's a man in back..." He ventures outside and in back he see a happy man in a lawn chair with a sign next to him that says "Suck $5, Hole $10." Fischler looks delighted.
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
randomly remembered one of my favorite posts
tumblr reply chain between two users
valucard: a cat in the lap is worth
gudroo: the world
valucard: the universe
gudroo: how are you capable of moving in my stopped time
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So there should be three more doors so you have all the gods and Chaos undivided.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money."
('Have' is in italics)
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 02/04/2025
val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning
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BluePineapple72 @bluepineapple72.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Nothing sucks more than getting to a red light when the chorus is about to hit
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Jo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The Onion is aggressively on sale. Subscribing helps us hire comedy writers who get health insurance and even food to eat, with their mouths. That food is converted into energy which allows them to make sentences that make the government sad. Sign up to let this continue: membership.theonion.com
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Reload Magazine @reload-magazine.net · 25/03/2025
A new age is coming, and @zlimbratski.bsky.social kindly takes us through hell... reload-magazine.net/articles/the...
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The Age of Hell — Reload Magazine
Let me introduce The Age of Hell, a near-perfect GZDoom stand alone game that takes the formula of slaughter maps – in other words, fairly big arenas loaded with so many enemies you barely know where ...
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