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Hobbyist rollerskater. Nightcore apologist. Lover of concrete and flowers. He/him - FR/EN

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🔥 Zbeulbizarre 🔥 @jabberwalrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Merci d'abandonner les modes d'actions que nous réprimons et de vous cantonner aux moyens d'expression que nous ignorerons, ce sera plus confortable."
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 03/10/2026
I am recommended a new youtuber -> I put off watching his stuff for 5 years -> he is ousted as a rapist -> I am recommended a new youtuber
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/09/2026
Rough year (missed 55555, 66666, and 77777) but I'll pull through
My car's dashboard. The odometer reads "80085", which looks like the word "BOOBS".
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 20/09/2026
chinlet captain america soap
Captain America's face is printed on a bottle of soap. The bottle is sort of hourglass-shaped, making him look like he doesn't have a chin.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 19/09/2026
Seeing a lot of people talk positively about reacher makes me wonder whether I should pick it back up after hating season 2.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 19/09/2026
Saturday morning no getty uppy
Kitten under the covers, looking very sleepy
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone with a John Brown avatar inevitably ends up being outed as a sex pest after saying incredibly fucked up stuff, it's one of the most reliable signs you're about to hear some bullshit.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/09/2026
"But mercator preserves shape!" No it doesn't. Not on the scale of continents. Not possible.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/09/2026
Can't wait for the next wave of thousands of body-language specialists explaining how you can tell that elizabeth holmes is evil
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/09/2026
The coolest part of tendonitis is when you're on every painkiller in the world and your body is like "bro check this shit out" *SEARING PAIN*
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 05/09/2026
Drives me crazy how many people are just blasting tik toks with sound on in the ER waiting room.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/08/2026
Developers used to cream their pants at the very suggestion of a greenfield project. Now you're just supposed to claude your way to a legacy app in an afternoon.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Heftyzer
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026
post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Spreadsheet People
Screenshot from that Kelly Rowland music video where she’s trying to text Nelly using Excel
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 18/08/2026
They added monsters and boss fights to the Mongolia horse courier game. Can't have shit in this ecosystem.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Traveling snake oil salesman
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Lhaulde @lhaulde.com · 16/08/2026
Un type en train de travailler des poutres en bois avec des scies bizarres, le texte (en anglais) suivant par dessus :
rappelez vous de traiter votre corps comme un data center.
Consommez autant d'eau et de littérature que vous pouvez.
Contrariez vos élus locaux par votre existence
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 14/08/2026
It's like I'm in expedition 33
A picture of the Montparnasse tower in Paris taken from the inside of the Montparnasse train station, heavily obscured by staircases and escalators.
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 11/08/2026
French cops' idea of a party: empty every fire extinguisher in the police station and then immediately set the building on fire.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026
If you only take into account the time and date I'm not going to see more segments lit up at the same time until 2028. Then the next record will be in 2068, then 2088, and then 2888.
A digital alarm clock. The time is 23:08, the date is 08-08-2026.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026
Ok now I get why they're called minis. These motherfuckers are tiny!
A okay-ishly (I hope!) painted group of 4 legally distinct Seraphon skinks. They're little blue lizards with colorful feathers and blowguns (?)
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 07/08/2026
My sense of responsibility instantly disintegrating when my boss says I should go home an hour early because it's Friday.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well the opponents say it could cause permanent damage to your testicles but the proponents say it could make your balls as big as grapefruits. So it’s hard to say who is right here.
Some proponents say that ballmaxxing helped inflate their testicles to the size of grapefruits.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 12/07/2026
Getting really emotional on account of the inebriation
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 12/07/2026
Pov you're me
A brass band is playing Maniac
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 12/07/2026
Muse listening back to their new album: "fuck it's the same album again! It keeps happening!"
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/07/2026
What if I told you one woman, with little accountability, is wearing the name of the United Nations to launder false anti-trans forum posts into global legal fights, including the US Supreme Court? Our reporter S. Baum investigates Reem Alsalem in our collaboration piece with The Nation.
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How One Woman Is Using the UN to Attack Trans Rights Worldwide
It’s no coincidence that the Supreme Court’s decision allowing trans sports bans echoes the work of Reem Alsalem, the UN special rapporteur on violence against women and girls.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man. Starting to feel like you can't trust ANY black water mercenary these days
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 09/07/2026
A Katy Perry show is a baffling thing
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 07/07/2026
Been playing Split Fiction and I can't stop thinking about this post from exactly where you'd expect. Incredible galaxy brain take. Like seeing a Gran Turismo trailer and thinking "wow, these guys must fucking hate cars!"
A Reddit post from r/KotakuInAction, titled "Split Fiction looks like a game made by someone who hates games"
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
first ethical millionaire
tennessee university to pay professor $1.9M After calling charlie kirk a disgusting psychopath
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fixed your headline
A hit song on the Billboard 100 charts is termed *$k$-good* if it is _ever_ in a weekly top-$k$, and *$k$-immediate* if it _debuts_ in the top-$k$.


An artist is *$(n,k)$-Olivian* if their $n$ first $k$-good hits are all also $k$-immediate.

*Headline 1.* Olivia Rodrigo is the first $(10,10)$-Olivian woman.
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 24/06/2026
Guy who likes Fable 5's output because it sounds like if Obama was a tech bro
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Floral Boys enamel pins will be making a comeback on June 28!! So excited to bring them back 🌸💖
Three rose gold enamel pins shaped like various game consoles with flowers blooming from the screens, on a leafy background
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 17/06/2026
In which episode did the OG Simpsons car chase happen again?
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