Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/09/2026Rough year (missed 55555, 66666, and 77777) but I'll pull through 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026If you only take into account the time and date I'm not going to see more segments lit up at the same time until 2028. Then the next record will be in 2068, then 2088, and then 2888. 021
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026Ok now I get why they're called minis. These motherfuckers are tiny! 220
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 07/07/2026Been playing Split Fiction and I can't stop thinking about this post from exactly where you'd expect. Incredible galaxy brain take. Like seeing a Gran Turismo trailer and thinking "wow, these guys must fucking hate cars!" 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 14/03/2026The vet said kitty is very intelligent, perfectly healthy, and has fantastic hair. 230
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/02/2026I tried so you don't have to: Nutella California rolls. My verdict: nasty, bordering on revolting. 000
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/11/2025As an ESL speaker, I love going on the scrabble subreddit and look at people play shit like "ourebis", "perning", "margents" like 020
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 23/07/2025My bosses google profile picture is just a stock photo of someone going for a handshake 120
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/02/2025In case the internet wasn't enough and you also wanted to fill your physical house with AI slop 030
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 30/12/2024Je ne peux me passer de mononoki, Pas trop sérieuse et avec des lettres bien différenciées. 000
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 20/12/2024Once again I am the last person in the office on a Friday. Once again the sink looks like this. 000
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/12/2024Dumbest idiot in the world award. Hit Ma Head on the Trunk Lid 040
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 03/12/2024Ils sont vraiment trop cons. Je sais qu'on sait, que vous savez, mais putain, ils sont vraiment trop cons. 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 17/10/2024Making a pocket buddy for a wedding this weekend, and I only accidentally started doing something else 3 times! Proving the haters (my therapist) wrong. There's no way I have ADHD. 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 29/09/2024Il me paraît impensable de qualifier les résultats de la politique fiscale de ces dernières années de « stabilité » 000
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 12/09/2024Sometimes they get out of hand though. This is the second page of the book. It is the continuation of a footnote that starts on the first page. 0131
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 30/08/2024J'aimerais qu'ils aient tous un peu plus honte de constamment utiliser l'expression "contre-nature". Après, ils n'ont jamais honte de rien, donc... 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 14/08/2024Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. (I know, not an album, but I just couldn't pass it up.) 010
Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 20/04/2024Ate at a very instagrammable restaurant, and the food was exceptional. 000
