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🔥 Zbeulbizarre 🔥 @jabberwalrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Merci d'abandonner les modes d'actions que nous réprimons et de vous cantonner aux moyens d'expression que nous ignorerons, ce sera plus confortable."

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 03/10/2026

I am recommended a new youtuber -> I put off watching his stuff for 5 years -> he is ousted as a rapist -> I am recommended a new youtuber

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 03/10/2026

Absolutely not. When he says "the Church", it is immediately obvious to almost everyone that he is talking of the catholic church, of which he is the head.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 02/10/2026

That's a weird nitpick. It's like when an American politician talks about "the constitution", obviously referring only to the US constitution.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 02/10/2026

Et qu'est-ce qu'on fait des policiers qui s'en prennent aussi aux pompiers, et aux femmes ? On fait société avec eux ou...?

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 26/09/2026

The only valid arbitrary rule is putting half the resumes in the trash to avoid hiring unlucky people.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/09/2026

J'étais très sceptique mais elles sont incroyables

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/09/2026

Rough year (missed 55555, 66666, and 77777) but I'll pull through

My car's dashboard. The odometer reads "80085", which looks like the word "BOOBS".

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 24/09/2026

Yeah that's what we call a "tie".

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 20/09/2026

chinlet captain america soap

Captain America's face is printed on a bottle of soap. The bottle is sort of hourglass-shaped, making him look like he doesn't have a chin.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 19/09/2026

Seeing a lot of people talk positively about reacher makes me wonder whether I should pick it back up after hating season 2.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 19/09/2026

Saturday morning no getty uppy

Kitten under the covers, looking very sleepy

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 18/09/2026

Damn they should make videos to raise awareness

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 17/09/2026

C'est juste un fait alternatif

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 17/09/2026

It's a reference to eliezer yudkowski. It's a rabbit hole, but reading up even a little bit on it will sometimes make the news seem really weird.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Everyone with a John Brown avatar inevitably ends up being outed as a sex pest after saying incredibly fucked up stuff, it's one of the most reliable signs you're about to hear some bullshit.

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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/09/2026

"But the main use of world maps is navigation!" No it isn't. Are you fucking with me?

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/09/2026

"But mercator preserves shape!" No it doesn't. Not on the scale of continents. Not possible.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/09/2026

Can't wait for the next wave of thousands of body-language specialists explaining how you can tell that elizabeth holmes is evil

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/09/2026

The coolest part of tendonitis is when you're on every painkiller in the world and your body is like "bro check this shit out" *SEARING PAIN*

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/09/2026

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I believe it. It's just that accusing people of fedposting isn't imo a non-sequitur.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/09/2026

It's not a non-sequitur, it's implying that letter agencies are working to associate the anti-AI sentiment with racism to discourage it.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 06/09/2026

The wife isn't feeling too well. Nothing life threatening, don't worry.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 05/09/2026

Drives me crazy how many people are just blasting tik toks with sound on in the ER waiting room.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 03/09/2026

Sa fé réfléchirent...

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 27/08/2026

Have we tried building more data centers, just to check?

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/08/2026

"But AI is so good at scaffolding/prototyping!" You fool. You are given the opportunity to approach your domain in a novel way. But you're so used to working on old, boring, fragile code, that you think your job is to get there as fast as possible. Disheartening.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 25/08/2026

Developers used to cream their pants at the very suggestion of a greenfield project. Now you're just supposed to claude your way to a legacy app in an afternoon.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger Heftyzer

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 21/08/2026

So good it took down your website

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Spreadsheet People

Screenshot from that Kelly Rowland music video where she’s trying to text Nelly using Excel

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 18/08/2026

They added monsters and boss fights to the Mongolia horse courier game. Can't have shit in this ecosystem.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 18/08/2026

But if I leave the slot machine I'm letting the casino win!

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 14/08/2026

It's like I'm in expedition 33

A picture of the Montparnasse tower in Paris taken from the inside of the Montparnasse train station, heavily obscured by staircases and escalators.

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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 11/08/2026

French cops' idea of a party: empty every fire extinguisher in the police station and then immediately set the building on fire.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 11/08/2026

You're not going to buy much of anything then

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026

I sure hope I didn't buy all these brushes for nothing! My brother in law printed me an army of Seraphon proxies to do battle with him.

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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol · 08/08/2026

If you only take into account the time and date I'm not going to see more segments lit up at the same time until 2028. Then the next record will be in 2068, then 2088, and then 2888.

A digital alarm clock. The time is 23:08, the date is 08-08-2026.

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