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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just tried Pluckers for the first time Absolutely mid

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: I’d like a can of fresh pineapple juice Dole, in the year 2026: Best I can do is one the size of a tall shot glass made from the thickest slab of aircraft-grade aluminum

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The random civilian who illegally stole everyone's data & dismantled large chunks of the federal government, in an end run around Article I of the Constitution, should be jailed for life & not have large govt contracts, the ability to contribute to political campaigns, or stakes in large media orgs.

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pfffffffff screw that, let’s jump straight to Kalshi Reverse Mortgages to REALLY juice those bets

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Da only wey to counterect the green erb is da Chicago mystic and his spiritually healin Jimmy’s Red Hets & Polish sauseges bsky.app/profile/jack...

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me, walking into Office Depot to spend a mortgage payment on toner cartridges, but it doesn’t matter because my 12yo kicked ass at volleyball today

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Vince McMahon: Walk Like A Boss

ALT: Vince McMahon: Walk Like A Boss

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16/09/2026

picked up too late to notice, maybe somebody else did, this incredible intro to the hawaii game from K5, seamlessly moving from this old tape featuring the late Jim Leahey to the broadcast featuring his son Kanoa Leahey

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GEFILTE PHISHING

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

an apology is better than several alternatives, but personally i always feel off when the initial comment comes from someone's voice and face and the apology is Phone Text

an Arch Manning Instagram story reading

In my press conference yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an AI video. There is nothing funny about it. It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people. I do not take that lightly and am deeply sorry for that.

I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments. I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment. I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own

Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Scottie Pippen after The Last Dance:

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026

So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Found one! Although maybe this one did get used at some point. Does this look familiar @drcamacho.bsky.social? I feel like you were likely involved somehow.

Nick Saban photoshopped as Coach Beard in the Ted Lasso episode “Beard After Hours”

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Modern children with their iPads and lithium batteries will never experience the hilarity of a nearly dead alkaline battery-powered and cassette tape-driven Teddy Ruxpin slowly sounding like a demon was possessing it

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her school

Norman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine.

Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.

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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Talk all your ish, Carol.

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Bastard Toadflax @plumicorns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I get lightheaded whenever I think too hard about how the same people who have been working themselves into a frenzy about the ATF and black helicopters and the new world order for decades are now seeing the actual military occupation of a US city and going "just what they needed! Nice and safe!"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Awesome, our taxes just bought the pedophile Nazi death squads a bunch of torture gloves.

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

17 hours later, still spittin’ mad about this buffoonery. It’s like when the stupid little “let’s go brandon” sticker bullshit morphed into plastering giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN” stickers on their jacked F150s. Let’s deport those dipshits and keep the Haitians instead.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For far too long, business and tourism have plagued this country.

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh what the fuck is this shit?

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I forget who said it but when Dems get asked about Piker the response is, "I don't really know what you're talking about, but I do know the sitting U.S. president was a long time close friend of the World's Biggest Pedophile"

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.

Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

At least when the Simpsons Did It, it was cereal

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me, early last year: Ooo a Prusa Core One kit. I’ll get that so I know how to better fix it if something goes wrong! Me, a year and half later: Took me long enough, but I finally got the XY gantry and belt tension fixed! *tries to print…hits print bed leveling issue* FUCK!

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Elmo speaks of himself in third person because he can see the hand controlling him and understands that none of his actions are under his control. He can only watch helplessly as his body is moved by the will of some enormous creature with inscrutable purposes.

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blue gumby @blue-gumby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: I’m an entire bottle of 1990 high iron Flintstone’s vitamins

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