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Melody

@melody-lane.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.4K following 10K posts

Occasional scientist, football/basketball junkie, champion procrastinator, fluent in sarcasm. OG EDSBS person.

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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 7h
FUCKING ACCURATE
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 7h
He’s gonna make another bullshit sharpie map, isn’t he?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 8h
Charles really is an asshat.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 8h
It’s literally the exact photo used to depict Dr. Hamilton in the Women of NASA Lego set
Lego Dr. Margaret Hamilton
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 8h
An absolutely amazing woman who advanced space exploration.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 18h
Shut the fuck up, Achor’s supporters.
A bullshit political text.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please, for the love of God, leave me behind with all the books because you don’t read. I want to be left behind!
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proud of y’all, TCU
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know that saltine woman is not trying to talk any ish about A’ja.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vols? Cayuts? GATORS HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did he actually post our jackass Senator’s personal cell phone number?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mrs. Rachel’s show started after my kids were out of that age demo but personal opinion, she’s the closest successor to Mr. Rogers we’ve seen. If you are saying she’s a bad person because you don’t like her opinions, you should probably check yourself.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interview time. Good thoughts appreciated.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dammit, this is going to be a hard, hard watch.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If we’re going to talk about new music people should check out, Olivia Rodrigo’s new album is great. I found her via my teen daughter and have zero regrets.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yes, Clanga!!
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the most Les Miles shit I’ve seen in years.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tailgate Brawl was lots of fun. #AEWAllOut
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gator back?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT FUCKING LAST ONE?!?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is absolutely lovely.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adding a bunch of bird feeders and hummingbird feeders to my yard brings me so much joy.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dammit Vols.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait. What if another peeing celebration is the thing to unfuck the timeline? It’s possible, right?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I forgot the name of Texas’ fight song because I’ve sang it as “I’ve been working on the railroad” for years. Had to let the daughter chose a rooting interest based on fight song. She chose the Vols.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was a great episode. Also, really vile stuff.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I exist through spite. I am absolutely going to outlive those motherfuckers.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evelyn Normielib
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Costa Rica It’s long been my expat plan.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The worst pain I’ve ever felt is was a cervical punch biopsy. Not childbirth, not broken bones; a biopsy.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Perfect.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching my neighbor’s house that hasn’t been updated since 1987 when it was built move to its 5th real estate agent and fourth broker has been absolutely amazing. They finally dropped the price below $300k.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Okay, this makes sense given that they tried to close the Office of Minority Health but couldn’t because it’s a literal congressionally mandated office.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YOU GUYS. The boy child had a soccer game tonight and I didn’t almost have a heatstroke. There was a light breeze. Summer might finally be on her bitchass way out of here.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THIS IS SO COOOOOOOL Given how the brain develops, it makes tons of sense too! YOU GUYS. THIS IS SO COOL.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These are absolutely delicious: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/no-b...
kingarthurbaking.com
No-Bake Chocolate Cheesecake Bars
These no-bake chocolate cheesecake bars are rich, creamy, and beautifully layered. Simple to make, they're perfect for special occasions!
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is the last 90 degree day on the extended forecast and I’m so excited.
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sea otter “nursery” in Morro Bay. The sea otter posts will continue until morale improves or sea otter awareness week concludes. 😂🦦🦑🌿
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So fun fact: Arkansas literally banned Dicamba in the state because it killed a massive chunk of the soybean yields. It was a huge legal battle and the farmers won. Dicamba also killed a lot of other stuff, including other crops. This admin undermined that.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TRINIDAD FUCKING CHAMBLISS
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad is so damned good.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?!?? OH MY GOD I have been out of the house until RIGHT NOW.
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAYUTS?!?!?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is today one of *those* Saturdays?
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Dabo gonna be first coach ousted this season?
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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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