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Jack o' Slam-tern

@slamastack.bsky.social
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Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.

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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 8h
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Cuba Gooding Jr Arrested in East Harlem
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 18h
This is a perfect description of Texas GOP voters. 30 fucking years of touching the hot stove and blaming literally everyone else for their hand getting burned
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 18h
I can't fathom being dumb enough to think this sounds normal
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20h
crazy y’all are watching a shitty NFL game when my new mexico state aggies are playing
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 20h
Go Aggies. Only time I'm gonna get to say that this week
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 20h
Ok so doubling the banana was a little much. Still good though
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 20h
What to do when it's storming? Rum runners
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 21h
So it begins
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I love this video so much 😭
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joshuak08.bsky.social @joshuak08.bsky.social · 23h
These people’s brains have been so thoroughly cooked on Fox and whatever the fuck Real americas news is they can’t even form sentences. Just bark back words they heard from their tv screens.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
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(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what fucking decade is it
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Bruh Wtf Is Going On
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My young GOAT
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god i hate that guy
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well this is creepy as hell. Wind was absolutely whipping, stuff blowing all over the place and then suddenly nothing. Dead still
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy
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Michael PornographicalSir @rearfactory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve waited for 11 years
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
After the "send me" verse in Isaiah, a guy is told to proclaim the total destruction of his own stupid country. (That might sound so apt that it's confessional or whatever, but these guys don't know anything about all that. They don't read. They just think it sounds cool)
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They really thought that Donald Trump didn't do a lot of crimes
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheese was the right call. These were fantastic as always
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just saw the driver and I know that last brain cell is lonely af Been sitting in the dark by itself for decades
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lord grant me the main character energy required to park a fucking *loaner* across 2 curbside spots like the world's hugest asshole
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For anyone in the area, if you want to help out
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheese enchiladas or beef enchiladas? Decisions decisions....
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record, guys like Schmitt are even further evidence that having money is not an indication of intelligence. Cuz these are the dumbest fucking people alive.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026
This is piling on, but there is no Section 109, Row 1 for Atlanta Hawks games in State Farm Arena.
A chart from GOP senate staffers showing a text message from Jack Smith's staff asking if Section 109, Row 1 was reserved for Jack.For basketball games at State Farm Arena, there is no row labeled "Row 1."
Instead, the very first row of Section 109 for basketball is labeled Row AA.
How the Rows Work in Section 109
The rows in Section 109 do not follow a standard numerical order. They are split into double-letter and single-letter configurations:
• Premium Club Seats (Closest to Court): The rows start at Row AA (the true front row of the section) and run through Row NN.
• Standard Lower Bowl Seats: The section continues further back with Row P through Row X.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
turns out people that watch actual news do indeed want actual news!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do smoke detectors only start chirping in the middle of the night? It's never during the day.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's crazy that these billion dollar media companies keep running into the same audio glitch every single time he gets introduced.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Rhinestone Browboy @rhinestonebrowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born '76. For most of my life, tech was fun. My dad renting a VHS player (yes, the player, plus tapes). ZX Spectrum. First email at university. A phone which was mobile. Dial-up internet. I used to photoblog from a SE W810i. All "cool, future is here" memories. This shite can fuck off though.
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‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've started watching the A&M game.
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Michael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNL
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ugh. I'm gonna digging more space out under this damn path and installing a slide repair with a tee, aren't I? No clue how I'm gonna cut it way back there though.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So who has experience with saddle tees? They seem extremely easy, but how's the durability?
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEHOLD, my only accessible non-softened waterline that doesn't involve digging up my entire damn front yard, retaining wall, and flagstone path. I really don't know what to do with this now, so I hate this option.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn right I do
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to go dig a hole and I really do not want to go dig a hole
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I'm Tired of This Grandpa! That's Too Bad!
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm surprisingly ok with this idea
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Positively diabolical
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just heard a Kygo/Max McNown/Robin Schulz collab that gave me auditory whiplash, but also
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Jay-Z's Head Bob
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that division is *ass*
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just looked up our score after getting out of the musical. LOOOOL
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOLY SHIT IOWA
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is exciting but there's no way Iowa actually scores
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Given the ironclad rule that all accusations from the GOP are actually confessions, what's the over-under on costumes in Tommy's closet?
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