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Mom, nonprofit fundraiser, Duck, CA to OR to MA mover so I’m Coast-ly and Elite-y, and I simply cannot with any of this anymore.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
for Americans new to the sport, 3-2 in football is roughly equivalent to 817-620 in one of your sports.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And make no mistake, when the Klan was ranting about unassimilable immigrants in the 1920s, they were very much talking about Italians whom they attacked as Catholic pawns of the pope, as a "criminal race" whose members were all tied to the mafia, and as a non-white threat to white women.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ok, this place has the juice
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Cori @pnwcori.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There will be a day in the future when I never have to think about this motherfucker again and it’s all I’m holding out for
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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A really valuable undertaking. Thank you, @milestaylor.bsky.social! These prison camps must be opposed.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
3 spidermen

Spiderman 1:I'm blockading

Spiderman 2 : no I'm blockading

Spiderman 3: No,it's my blockade go away
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Spoiler alert: we’ve always been the bad guys
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As Patton Oswalt said eloquently, it only takes one Nazi in a bar to turn it into a Nazi bar. Kudos to the bar management. If you’re in Vegas, please go support Bottled Blonde
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Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
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Cato Institute @cato.org · 03/02/2026
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Peter Thiel has been open about this for a long time. Trump is a way to break the republic, which can then be replaced by “free economic zones” with oligarchs as dictators and tech as a taskmaster for helpless humans without any rights. (1/2)
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You’ve got to FIGHT For your RIGHT To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 16/01/2026
This kind of messaging is intended to drown moms in research, risk, and responsibility. The goal is to keep them so anxious and so busy that they can't work for pay--especially not in high-powered "mens" jobs--or get involved in any kind of efforts to push for progressive change.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yes.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant. Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence. Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence. The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This South Side Weekly report on the Chicago building raid is well worth reading. Most striking to me are the indications of collusion between federal authorities and the building owner and management to effect a mass eviction at the blighted property. southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
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A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The American Gestapo is dragging Americans out of bed and handcuffing them with no warrant to try to convince you that brown people are hurting you rather than the truth which is that white male child rapists are selling America for parts to oligarchs and don’t care who gets stomped. #GOPFascism
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Brian Wasik @brianrwasik.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
get in loser, were doing war crimes
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
this guy has no idea what the american military is (the most sophisticated logistics operation ever assembled in human history)
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser
@PeteHegseth on X: Cool story, General

QT of @general_ben on X: July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the Führer. Most generals took the new oath to keep their positions.
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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Corruption Czar. Shame on this guy.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
But not before diffusing a domestic violence incident … on 93N, separated by … forest and ledge. GTFOH
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/08/2025
164 years later, South Carolina finally occupies Washington.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Newsom can't be President because he's an asshole with bad politics but he can absolutely goad the current President into doing dumb and loud shit and there is no greater need in the moment than a loathsome fuck to anger and annoy the other loathsome fuck
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It’s about fairness in women’s sports.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A reminder that after years of speaking out against Epstein and giving other survivors the courage to come forward, Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in April at the age of 41. Let's not forget that there are real human tragedies behind everything we're discussing.
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Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent abuse survivors, dies by suicide
Other Epstein victims credited Giuffre with giving them the courage to speak out.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
ADVISORY: Statement, media avail. from unjustly detained U.S. veteran George Retes Ventura County, CA— Wed 7/16 at 3 pm PT, George Retes, U.S. citizen and Army veteran unjustly detained by federal agents during last week’s raid will hold a virtual press availability. 1/
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
4 U.S. citizen children, with their mother, held in a detention facility for 2 WEEKS. Denied access to lawyers and even communication with family. Disappeared. Held Incommunicado. No charges have been filed.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13/07/2025
July 8, 2023
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/06/2025
Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts? Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
We feed you. They hunt us.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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Karen D. Corbin, PhD RD @geeksthatspeak.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It’s so easy to comment. I did! Making institute directors political appointees will destroy the ability to do unbiased science. It will destroy the scientific integrity of federal grants. 🧪
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