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I’m no doctor, but seems like if an aorta (big thing with like all the blood) dissects (snaps in two letting out all the blood), that would be real quick.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“You’re terrible, Muriel”

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Yeah but their bench of middle age ones is DEEP

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Fewer security and defense mechanisms? I’m cool with that.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Well, actually it’s state socialism but 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This is actually communism

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It’s like when us Dems keep yelling “facism.” No one here even knows that fing word means. I mean, they are facists, and it’s scary, but to the average dude, it just “sounds like pops and buzzes from here.”

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Hey, uhhh … maybe we could call up that accomplished Dem governor / former AG lady with a solid record and a history of standing up to Trump? I mean, she’s old, but she’s not a rapist and a nazi so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

for Americans new to the sport, 3-2 in football is roughly equivalent to 817-620 in one of your sports.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’d say that was a bit too much of a fucking squeaker, Chuck.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Military school is not the military my guy

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Oh my god what is even happening right now

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You are welcome here, sir.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sweet fancy Moses why are we so god damn bad at this

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If TPS is law from the 90s, how the F do these foolios get to come in and erase it?

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

And make no mistake, when the Klan was ranting about unassimilable immigrants in the 1920s, they were very much talking about Italians whom they attacked as Catholic pawns of the pope, as a "criminal race" whose members were all tied to the mafia, and as a non-white threat to white women.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’d really like one to do my dishes. Can we get on that guys?

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It’s not a conspiracy if it’s the truth. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Why do they hate AC so much

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

His company name is GREENWATER Services. Oh my god.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

You are a hero. Thank you.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s so obvious but no one is seeing this??! They don’t give a sh*t about brand or quality. They want to make a “Newsmax.”

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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

ok, this place has the juice

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

😆🤣🤣😫😭😵

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I look forward to its implementation. 🤡

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Oh I cannot WAIT for them to try this one

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

They’ll have to land the A380s on nearby highways and bus passengers back to the terminals.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Seriously. Go for it dumbass. I want to see you try. no intl flights … Boston, JFK, Newark, Denver, LA, Seattle, and so. Diverted to airports, many of which literally don’t even have the infrastructure in place to deplane some of the biggest aircraft. Go for it, buddy.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Some of us spend thousands of dollars dragging our family with children across the country by plane at Xmas to see grandpa, don’t want to feel like crap on our vacation and/or give grandpa influenza, which could hospitalize him. I mean, is that hard? To understand?

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