blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025That’s one of those I think I’ve watched a couple of times because every time I think I’ve not seen it before. Either that or I’ve never seen it and need to watch it 010
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Congrats! Where / what are you studying, if I may ask? Partner just got into a program in mi too and is deciding whether to accept 110
Reposted by blonkuswint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you 130170171297
Reposted by blonkusMaddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025STOP reading books and START drinking paint 391607298
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025back in my day we had geometry CLASS and we got into actual wars but go off!!! 140
Reposted by blonkusjojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 26/01/2025let’s hope loving God & each other is the next pandemic 🙌❤️ 1243
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025The CEO, putting on his glasses and unfolding a paper with his prepared remarks to the shareholders: “Who knew that she could dance like that?” 130
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025going house to house looking in bathroom windows until i find her 120
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Damn, that’s a sick announcer / voiceover voice. Could be a great side gig 010
Reposted by blonkusweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Guy from Memento in a job interview: Can you explain this gap on my resume? 737040
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025the heart wants what the heart wants (to fuck up woody allen) 020
Reposted by blonkusBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you 1106245757
Reposted by blonkusmikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 28/12/2024the best posters in the world are the ones who see a post that just says "yabba dabba doo!" and reply "why did i read this in the flintstones voice 😂" 312311
Reposted by blonkuswint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2024when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner 8585411045
Reposted by blonkusinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024liberals are like "we should have a mindful conversation with the Grinch about stakeholders and equity" he's the grinch! he's stealing your christmas presents! kill him! 1111622
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Mostly just Damnation, but it’s so good! Couldn’t quite get into their non melodic stuff. Not sure if they have other albums like that? 120
Reposted by blonkusjojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 17/12/2024you’re laughing. my phone fell in the shower when i got a message and i almost hit video call while standing right over the camera and exposing my hairy gut dick nut balls and taint when i was picking it up and you’re laughing 1172
Reposted by blonkuskim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/12/2024what if john mayer ran for mayor and he won? then what? we’d have to call him mayor mayer? fuck that i’d rather die 69814
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024media.tenor.coma group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying this is bad we gotta write a song about .ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying this is bad we gotta write a song about . 020
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024finding corn in your poo is not necessarily a bad thing, but it is strange if you haven’t eaten corn lately 🤔 020
Reposted by blonkus🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 11/12/2024anal eyes analyze anal lies 15119
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I’m hittin that zero cal root beer atm. Mixin it up a little 110
blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I bet “I’ve gotta meet with my parole officer” is a great excuse to get out of anything 010
