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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clint Eastwood has Peyronies and Trisha Yearwood should seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

you could lick all the blood or some of tha blood but jeez louise we know yer licken all

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

99 henchmen agree that single file attacking the protagonist is the best method

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

only useful thing to do with time travel is bringing BattleBots to the Roman Colosseum

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you can pick a whammer or a jammer but you can't have both

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

a toad hops into a pub and says to the bartender "I'm here to jump and piss, and I'm all out of jump"

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Flash can run around the world so fast that he can eat his own butt

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the flying squirrel to sugar glider pipeline needs to be addressed

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I'm weak element wise to granulated sugar but strong to jump scares

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

guy that goes by his initials but doesn't appreciate brevity

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I want to personally thank the engineer that created the quarter machine sticky hand for giving me a weapon to steal quarter machine lil homies

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I've realized after having a skunk living in my yard I'm more scared of getting stanked up than being bitten by an animal

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

a pod of whales, a murder of crows, a gathering of juggalos, a basic of swifties

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm not crying I'm just watering my mustache

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

the Flash jacked off so fast his dick went back in time and fucked his mom making him his own father

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

there are horse skulls and baked beans orbiting the moon in opposite directions

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

need a new party trick that doesn't require crashing a moped into a hotdog stand

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

the 4th Earl of Sandwich had bologna nipples but unfortunately his version of the BLT was mistranslated at the deli counter

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

tactical gear for pedos sounds kinda redundant

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

your neckerchief has got people asking questions about how you clean up your yoink yoinks

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

a chocolate rocket is a turd but having rocket chocolate is diarrhea

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Lake Titicaca used to be called Lake ShiddyTiddy

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

can you explain this thigh gap in your resume

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

one knuckle penis is king until a two knuckle penis shows up

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

they named the car company Lincoln after their prototype model blew a head gasket

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

mimes always pull on a rope because they dream of hanging themselves

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

you used to be able to achieve regional celebrity status for having very pointy elbows or a weird patch of white hair on your knee

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

teaching an uncontacted tribe how to Dougie

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

apparently the top activities for amish on rumspringa is visiting Buc-ee's and doing magic eye images

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

amish barbers use a scythe for a straight razor, no wonder they beards so gnarly

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

pulling the double A's outta the remote and whispering 'you got one more in ya babe' before reinserting and using that last gasp to play Kangaroo Jack

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

when I was writing jokes for Carrot Top I gave him a briefcase full of canned meat and told him to say he is looking for an email and then open up his 'spam folder' and a picture of a dick would fall out and then he'd say well I guess it went to my 'junk email'

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

wearing a fedora to my arraignment and a 3 wolf shirt full howling moon style peeking just barely over my trenchcoat collar, vibing on pure logic as my haters self immolate

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

you don't miss slime until it's too dry for slime and then you pine for slime and then you slime your pine pining for slime

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I was having Suicidal Tendencies so I decided to see Great White live

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

would you rather lick a public toilet seat or snort a line of fire ants and yes your naked parents are watching you

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

waterbeds keep me from getting up in the middle of the night to pee since I can just roll over and top it off

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

best part of flying a kite is the tug. if you know you know

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

arm wrestling a photosensitive orphan at high noon

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'd consider bowling a perfect game to be knocking down 4 cans of opened stale ginger ales with a dropped remote

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

having good soil is important if you think one day you'll have to dig your own grave

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

watching season 3 of One Punch Man is like checking out one of these book/cassette combos from the library as a kid

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

any pork chop can be bone-in if you hand it to me

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

and this is our niece Ballgag Pattycake, she's allergic to super collider interactions that don't promote higgs boson zero spin

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

wheelchair backflip seems like a good way to end up in a wheelchair

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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

tommyknockers are a type of fartknocker but not all fartknockers are tommyknockers

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