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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 22h
one day of looking at the internet without being reminded of being sexually assaulted, please
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
incredible. i feel like moe szyslak with his two knives
a grey tabby (wayne) and a black cat (old hob) cuddle on/next to my body
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Agatha Christie’s Midsummer Mysteries
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you could tell me this happened in columbus, ohio and i wouldn’t question it for a second
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if my baby looked like that i’d want to change it, too
a haunting illustration of a child next to the words “for your convenience…..BABY CHANGING STATION” on a diaper changing table in a public bathroom
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liberty biberty is a direct likeness of my deceased great uncle and seeing his visage exploited like this not only torments me psychologically, it is a blatant an insult to his memory and the entire bloodline of honeycomb cereal mascots which he sired
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if i were the guy who facemasked jamarr chase i would simply watch my fucking back and never step foot in cincinnati for the rest of my life
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
trevor “haircut” lawrence
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
innit?
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a day to open the windows, light some candles and put a screamin’ jay hawkins record on
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gm from wayne
a gray tabby with a goofy ear, crooked jaw and snaggletooth
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gita,, wow
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 02/10/2026
It's October.
IASIP screencaps: Dennis and Mac setting up Charlie's online dating profile.

DENNIS: Alright, what are some of your likes?
CHARLIE: Ghouls.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“god is a crazy lover” - said the priest while delivering the homily at my grandmother’s funeral
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not quite, autosuggest
dm from a friend that reads: Dude you have one of these!!!!!!!!!
me writing a response that begins: could’ve knocked me over with a
autosuggest options: hammer / knife / blunt
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the real backrooms were the enemies we made along the way
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eating a single piece of fruit hasn’t immediately cured my depression but it is certainly a welcome change from the Feelings In The Form of Carbohydrates i’ve been enjoying these past few days
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
come ON
tee “TEEEEEEEEEEEE” higgins
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
imagine devoting your entire life to being good at catching footballs and you achieve your ultimate goal of being a wide receiver in the national football league and then every week you get to watch chase and higgins effortlessly make everything you have ever worked for look like useless shit
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
penning a new ditty about a peevish cpa who believes his line of work as his true love. choosin’ taxes coming to a radio near you
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this must be how cam skattebo feels like at any given moment of his life
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listening to Numb, But I Still Feel it by the american rock band Title Fight from Kingston, Pennsylvania makes me want to kool-aid man a brick wall
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
liberty biberty killed my elderly grandmother
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nancy: do you want to meet me at the southwestern ohio instructional technology association? sluggo:
a building with the acronym SOITA on the side
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one time when i was at the dmv the guy in line next to me was a few dollars short to renew his license and if he didn’t renew it that day it would wind up costing him a couple hundred more; i had some cash on me and was able to slide him the $9 he needed and i’ve never seen a stranger so happy
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
instead of “all rise” the bailiff asks everyone to please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
responding to bad news the healthy way: laying down in the dark and eating a piece of bread
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 25,1944
P1- NANCY SEES A FLOWER BLOOMING IN A CRACK IN THE STREET
P2- NANCY LEAVES AND RETURNS WITH SOME STRING AND A LARGE PIECE OF CARDBOARD 
P3- NANCY HAS MADE A DETOUR SIGN AND PLACED ACROSS THE ROAD, IN FRONT OF THE FLOWER IN THE ROAD
A MAN IN A AUTOMOBILE HAS STOPPED AND IS LOOKING AT THE DETOUR SIGN
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really enjoyed reading Sloppy earlier this year, and i’m really enjoying this one, too
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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tacky by rax king
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my favorite part of being sick is that after every time i blow my nose, i have to blow my nose again
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MOVIE TRIVIA: drew barrymore’s character in donnie darko chose “cellar door” as the most beautiful phrase in the english language because despite being released in 2001 the film is set in 1988, a time when fred durst hasn’t yet introduced the chocolate starfish & the hot dog flavored water
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
skill issue
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ohio license plate on a bmw reading DSM 5
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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