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Therapist. Sober. Cishet white man. (he/his)

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
i don't understand why people get so freaked out when they find a bunch of body parts. you ARE body parts
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it
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Licensed Married & Famished Therapist @blandoinsipido.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Middlemarch - what if everyone warned you that your boyfriend sucked, and then you doubled down and got exclusive, and he super sucked, so you redoubled your efforts to love him, and then he turned out to be incredibly insecure, and only after he was gone could you say, "wow, he suuuuuucked."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference.” — Frederick Douglass bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from Jon Bois (@jon_bois):

as a sports fan, i love to get mad at people who make predictions i don’t agree with. you wouldn’t get it — it’s a sad idiot thing
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've gotten a lot of requests from faculty about how to talk to their students about the Cornell 7. I'll post a few resources I've built over the years that I've heard are the most helpful:
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Licensed Married & Famished Therapist @blandoinsipido.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear sweet Jesus, what some people know to do.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ATTENTION MENARDS GUESTS: The purpose of a system is what it does
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Licensed Married & Famished Therapist @blandoinsipido.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vatican 3
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chris
@bigjuncofan.bsky.social
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
6:17 PM • Jul 24, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level
9:33 AM • Jul 23, 2026
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Jake’s Stream of Consciousness @skeetracer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tumblr post by user mangonetics saying 
Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with
any agency
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
why are other families’ blankets so weird
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
in lord of the rings how come they didn't just fly those big eagles into each other really fuckin hard and gamble on the outcome
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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Shade structures in Spanish cities, a thread: Màlaga, Calle Lario. This one’s branded
Shaded street with big sail above
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
jims
@jims.bsky.social
in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back
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Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm ok with the Skubal trade because the most important thing in baseball is that Aaron Judge never wins a World Series
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
o, laconic beast @direlog
during this difficult time, keep in mind the 5 stages of grief: jungle stage, city slums, sewer level, robot factory and wizard's castle
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is a prime example of why right-wing populism slides so easily into antisemitism. You need a populist framing of "the people" versus "the elites," but you can't frame the elites in strictly economic terms, or else you end up with leftism. Hence you need another way to define "elites."
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Recap if you missed it
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
pat++
@patsatweetin
interviewer: can you explain these gaps in your resume? 

me: umm I believe those are from the space bar
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
BayBayFriend 
@baybayfriend.bsky.social
Monkey husband, after a dinner party: Jeez, Josh gives off such weird vibes. And the karaoke? Yikes.

Me, also a monkey: Sshh, it's not his fault. He was raised by wire mother.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My wife says things to me such as "You are wrong" and "Did you win the wrong lottery" whereas the computer tells me I am smart and handsome in a pleasing monotone. Is it then any surprise that men are leaving wife for computer
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Kenny Keil @kennykeil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
whenever one of these fascinating new items is introduced to my enclosure i can't help but exhibit fewer behaviors which indicate anxiety
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iPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social
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Licensed Married & Famished Therapist @blandoinsipido.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I would prefer "primeward" here. "Prime" is pretty presumptious.
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is possibly the most incredible tracking video of a rocket launch that I have ever seen, and Shuttle had some really incredible videos too! Just look at those gorgeous flame dynamics and then the booster separation... 🔭🧪 #Artemis
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A bit of a different take on the amazing Artemis II launch footage. Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video. This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
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athena (who is really cool) @athenaisreallycool.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MS paint graph:
Society on the y axis, time on the x
"society up to now" straight diagonal line
"if you give me all your money" makes the line go up
"if you don't" makes the line go down
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 25/02/2026
a few months ago, i talked to Tony Kushner for an hour and a half about Munich
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Even Tony Kushner Warned Steven Spielberg About Making ‘Munich’
Kushner—who cowrote the screenplay for Spielberg’s controversial, eerily prescient film about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict—recalls telling the director, “You do understand that we’re going to get ...
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 24/01/2026
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:

There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.

For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. “The king can do no wrong.” In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king’s friends, however fungible a group they might have been. Today, we still have the king’s friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual.

As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages. All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr . All that is left is the core proposition itself — backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You should read this essay by my friend about writing a profile for the NYT back in 2002. It is illuminating about their methods on that front glendavidgold.substack.com/p/a-miracle-...
glendavidgold.substack.com
A Miracle Monger and His Method
You'll never guess what happens with one weird trick involving abject sobbing
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Introvert James Bond who realizes at the end of the movie that the sexy lady from the beginning of the movie was actually flirting with him
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Who woulda thought? Let's hug Republicans and the "center" more. Fire all these high paid out of touch consultants. Just useless.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
the lesson of the election isn’t “we should give up on trans rights,” it’s that the GOP took an issue that negatively impacted almost no one and made it a headliner. why would it help to surrender on an issue if they can create a grievance from thin air?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79
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