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Deer Lady83

@deerlady83.bsky.social
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She/her mostly post cat pictures and animals that live by our house. Instructor. Genre nerd. No ICE agents

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 3h
Watching Luxeria react to the Swan documentary. We knew the show was wildly unethical but it was even worse. One of the surgeons took nude pictures of them and kept the photos. It wasn’t for medical purposes. He said it was to create a coffee table book…..
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Creep-O-Meter: Danger!
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 17h
Since getting two black cats, I’m spending quite a bit of time trying to figure out what is a cat and what is a shadow.
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Black Cat Eyes Appearing in the Abyss
ALT: Black Cat Eyes Appearing in the Abyss
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In horror of Halloween and Tim Curry, I watched his Tales From the Crypt episode-Death of a Salesman. A salesman comes to a family’s house to scam them but they turn the tables on him. Curry played all the members in the family. It was funny and dark.
Time Curry as Pa, Ma, and the daughter. The last picture is him putting on the makeup.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am alive this morning. Whatever was singing in the woods last night didn’t get me.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hear someone singing in the woods. I decide to move to the front porch.
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Ada Back Up
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did yoga for the first time after hurting my knee. It went pretty good. I have been working on making my hamstrings more flexible. I could feel it my right leg a bit.
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Cute French Bulldog's Yoga Stretch
ALT: Cute French Bulldog's Yoga Stretch
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The boys have new collars. Coal is in the pink. Jet is in the mostly white.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coworker makes a joke about our big boss having a heart attack. Mom: don’t make jokes about (boss) having a heart attack. Me: (coworker) had a heart attack so she can joke about heart attack.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep thinking of the video where a man said women dilates 120 cm when having a baby…..
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Ashley Crosby: That's A Big Stretch For Me
ALT: Ashley Crosby: That's A Big Stretch For Me
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My arms feel weak today. I’m reminding myself I just am starting back into exercise after being sick.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: Barney, are you displaying your wares? Mom: Barney, always displays her wares! Barney:
A dog laying on her side with her back legs open.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have not heard the new top song. I just figured I was out of touch.
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George Costanza's Bye Bye Felicia Moment
ALT: George Costanza's Bye Bye Felicia Moment
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leia with Jet
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still thinking about this bizarre dream I had. It was set in a world where people were either blessed or cursed. Some poor guy was cursed with two penises that talked. They had little mouths under the balls.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My aunt got attacked by a rooster just now! The EMTs are looking her over. It drew blood in three spots on her leg.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finally saw Resident Evil. I see why it divisive. It’s about what would happen to a regular guy if he was forced into that situation. Overall, I enjoyed it. It’s funny and gorey. There were some good scares.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barney tolerating Jet.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mom’s doctor: we are testing you for H. pylori bacteria. Me: is that the bacteria that causes stomach ulcers? Doctor: yes. Mom: how do you know that? Me: I read about it.
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Read A Book Reading
ALT: Read A Book Reading
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mom; I’m have a hard time moving. Me: you just had anesthesia.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mom is done with her colonoscopy. She made the nurses laugh. They called her a troublemaker.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cat on a plate
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mom to me: you were right. Me:
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Clair Obscur Expedition 33: Verso's Wisdom
ALT: Clair Obscur Expedition 33: Verso's Wisdom
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me to my teacher students: listen to experts about disabilities but also listen to adults with disabilities. We need to understand the lived experiences of those with disabilities to help our disabled students.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cousin: I hate your mouse. My mouse:
A hand holding a mouse that is shaped like a cThe mouse showing the open c partThe mouse showing the buttons
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to take a picture of Barney and Coal together.
Blurry picture of a dog looking at a black kitten.A dog looking at a blurry black cat.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mom is getting her colonoscopy on Friday. We are spending the next two days getting ready.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Stranger Things
ALT: Stranger Things
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me calling the vet to tell them I figured out what works for my new kitten to poop on: Dog grass.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally started exercising again and now I can’t move.
A woman laying down with a black kitten sleeping on her back.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coal has started using the grass litters! He’s pooping on them instead of the carpet in the living room!
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Poor Jet flew too close to the sun today. He jumped too high and couldn’t get down. I had to help him down.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the middle of my class- Barney’s daycare worker: is it just okay for this person to take your dog? Me: yes. She has my permission.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sleepy
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I realized I started catching up on Reacher because it’s my dad’s birthday and his death anniversary just passed. Also, I’m thinking more about him because I’m having big career milestones and he’s not here to see them .
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mother doesn’t support plastic surgery yet she supports plastic surgery for trans people. She sees it more as reconstructive surgery.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Figuring out Coal’s poop sign and throwing him down the basement to go poop on his grass.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sleepy Jet
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eating pizza.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coal examining his “grass” kitty litter.
A black cat blending into dark green grass inside a house.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m turning the page and starting to feel better. Still going to nap and rest.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All the napping I’ve been doing this week is paying off. I feel better today but it’s my long day.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On friday
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uzi Jesus!
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spent the last few days napping to get over my cold.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TW: poop They should not have let that woman continue at that event. She was having explosive diarrhea on everything! All her competitors had to use the machines and whatever she touched after her. It’s like burn the shit course down!
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Lance Flamme
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Definitely sick. I took two naps today with my cats.
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Mochi Mochi Peach Cat Napping on Saturdays
ALT: Mochi Mochi Peach Cat Napping on Saturdays
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coal sitting on my chair. Jet is sitting on my plate listening to Behind the Bastards.
A black kitten sitting on a chair.A black kitten with a white spot on his chest sitting on a paper plate.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took a nap. No cats. Woke up and all three cats were sleeping on me.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I’m getting sick with a cold. So, I’m going to rest and baby myself because it’s going to be a long day today.
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would prefer to have sex with Theo James over Aaron Rodger.
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Theo James Shirtless in The White Lotus
ALT: Theo James Shirtless in The White Lotus
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