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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 4h
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Heather M. Ross 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 @mctoonish.bsky.social · 9h
There are far more reasons throughout the world's holy books to stop the full-steam-ahead push for AI than there are against people who are trans, yet here we are.
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bang @bangishotyou.bsky.social · 8h
The opposite of toxic masculinity is John Candy
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 8h
Surely this is some kind of summoning? I didn’t stick around to find out #SpookyNature #birds 🌿
A crow sits in a tree with its head thrown back, beak open and pointed right at the sky like it’s belting out a cry.
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 8h
The basic reproduction number of pneumonic plague is around 1.3, meaning one infected person infects an average of 1.3 other people. For measles, it's 12 to 18, meaning that on average, one person with measles will infect 12 to 18 other people in a population without any immunity or vaccination.
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 8h
i’m not a design expert but I do wonder who decided it would be a good idea to put a bunch of metal boxes you’re supposed to open every day directly facing west in the desert
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Jeff Gentry @geoffjentry.bsky.social · 15h
Every time I think of ho toy noodles (which is a lot more than I should!) I think of the poster by the same name on old chowhound. And then how we realized after the fact that we'd sat next to each other at the russell house tavern (I think?) bar
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 8h
Holy shit. I love it here.
Clouds so weird they look surrealMore freaky clouds behind an old fire station tower
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Ian @wordsoup.bsky.social · 16h
Not normally a fan of hover flies (partly cause when I see them from a distance I think they're bees, then realize they're not), but I like the way this pic of a drone fly feeding on a thistle I took on Friday came out. #ColorADay #PinkMon #MacroMonday #bugsky #insects #nature #photography
Top down view of a drone fly pretending to be a bee feeding on a pink thistle that looks like an explosion of pink tendrils. Taken with my phone on Friday. The fly is mostly side on.
, but is facing us so we can see the face and everything is clear and in focus.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 16h
Those flying monkeys were terrifying!! But also the child stealer in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Toulouse-Lautrec @toulouselautrec.bsky.social · 16h
Combing Hair, from the series Elles
Alfred Stieglitz Collection, 1949
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 17h
Autumn hath arrived
Yellow leaves from a big tree and their shadowsSlender tree with red and yellow leaves in front of an old concrete houseVery old tall tree with yellow leaves
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 17h
"Big Dictionary Energy" 😂
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to shift gears that the class will be much easier than expected, but a waste of time blows. He vaguely mentioned *perhaps* we'd read a spooky COMIC since it's Halloween. This class is "Massachusetts in Literature." Truly a shame we have no tradition of that, here, in fucking Massachusetts
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3:00am & my bf & i were tripping balls. Had just come from climbing around inside a skyscraper under construction & were in the Boston Public Gardens. A guy had 3 of these running around - he lived in a brownstone on Marlborough w/ them. Incredibly incongruous but beautiful to see such lemuring irl
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of our assignment this wk, was to make FIVE comments on each syllabus module. So SIXTY comments on vague bullshit like "constructing an introduction paragraph." Instead of reading/ writing we have this busy work to "prove" we read the syllabus. 🤐
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We got a syllabus on Tuesday. There is still no list of assigned readings & it looks like only 1 paper? To wit, Wk 7, we are "learning to structure a paragraph" and i am going to put my fist through a wall. 200-level Eng. Lit.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Handbills posted downtown.
Old timey font: New Bedford
The kidnappers
Are here again
Handbill:
MURD
DUR
RURS! 

(We grade spelling on a curve for the resistance)
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finished The Beast in Me last night! Besides knockout performances (which, of course) from Rhys and Danes, i would have watched just to enjoy the porn that was her house.
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Devin Fitzgerald, bibliothot @devinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are not for profit. There is no deadline on trying to make collections that will mean something to some people some day.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Black and white, etching style, bigfoot, a ghost, a witch, a raven and a bat ate all in the woods
 Text: Save our local forests, folk legends need somewhere to live.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf.
“Written for Television by ZOE KAZAN & ALEXANDER CHEE” in white letters against the black tv screen.A tv still of Mike Faist, Christopher Abbott and Florence Pugh. White text in a San serif font reads “This East of Eden, adapted primarily by Zoe Kazan-Alexander Chee co-wrote a key midseason episode-with Garth Davis directing, is rich, morally complex and packed with memorable performances."
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Dearest Darling Buzzards Bay: If these fireworks and cannons are for my birthday, Miss Tallulah politely declines. What on earth is this occasion?
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Rebecca Thompson 🦋 @rebalynn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Office at Night" by British artist Phil Lockwood (2012) is a tribute to the American painter Edward Hopper, with each window in the painting depicting a different Edward Hopper artwork.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Dr Surekha Davies, Historical Monster Consultant (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ancient Rome and outer space." How cool is that?! @annaleen.bsky.social's next novel comes out *on Tuesday!* Preorder now; it really helps authors! 💙📚
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love waking up to a "IN YOUR FACE" at a billionaire pervert. (That may be redundant, sorry)
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Wrath needs a meat slicing hula hoop @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If shit keeps getting wild, we might just take part of November too. They can't stop us, man. There are no rules.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Edward Hopper (one of my personal favorite american painters) doing his best Mariah Carey about Picasso the dickhead. 🤌💋
Hopper saying in 3 trips to Paris in the 1920s he'd never heard of Picasso
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you see an artefact where myth, magic & reality all seem to converge… Behold, the Iron Age Torrs Pony Cap; pulled from a Scottish bog in the 19thC & dating to the 3rdC BC, the horns were still attached when found. Chariot ponies knew they were cool. National Museum Scotland #FindsFriday
Decorated bronze pony cap with long, slender curving horns
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pirates are notoriously inconsistent providers but holy hell, The Beast In Me just washed ashore and sheeeeesh
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
absolute goldfish memories. "gas was higher under obama." just call him the "n' word already and move along.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"if you have nothing nice to say, sit next to me." icon.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this gorgeous best boi!!!!
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's just a "polite" way of saying, "i watch porn on my phone 19 hours a day."
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@billthepony.bsky.social OMG have you sen this? his legs are like pick-up sticks! wtf
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am not an idiot, but i continue to be shocked at how masks off these white men have become. nobody is telling them, "shush, we don't talk like that out loud." but dehumanizing everyone who is not them is the program, eh.
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this mike collins? this guy? who got elected and made 36 very legit million dollars in 3 years?
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Pittie The Fool @pittiecommittee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need them to just realize that they're cowards and deal with that fact.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American Movie Classics debuted #OTD in 1984. A decade before TCM, AMC gave classic films a platform on basic cable w/ hosted intros, celebrity guests, and no commercials. Never forget what they took from us. #FilmSky #TCMParty
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In this recent (welcome) frenzy of threads, i saw that 90% of men admitted using coercion OR MORE to get sex from a woman. I wish my fucking boobs were weaponized.
static.klipy.com
Silver Outfit Woman: Gun Shoot
Alt: Silver Outfit Woman: Gun Shoot
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only false allegation they can unearth is 20 years old. My entire being is just rage and fury now.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I laughed very hard indeed
Reddit comment 
Everyone looks like a bicycle seat nowAdriana Lima or whoever, they all got the same bicycle seat face now
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Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Paris
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apples on a table I, 1953 / Eggs and Apples, 1958 by Tristram Hillier
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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still not beating the allegations!!! The obliviousness of how useless a tool they are?💋🤌
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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my parents were once transporting clam chowder to their co-op dinner party, and it spilled all over the trunk of their Honda and so they got 12 servings from a restaurant($$$) but it was Manhattan chowder so the ppl that asked them to transport the chowder knew immediately something was up
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Mockingbird, MPH, CHES @amockingbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do it when I hear them, but they don’t come. I think they understand that we’re ruled by the raccoons, and doing our best. They know the raccoons are assholes.
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