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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 18h

I was staring at it like “there should be at least three, preferably five of you, soups. But I’ll make do. (Homemade; borscht & seafood chowder. I was gonna do a mulligatawny tonight but body says lol you ain’t doing shit today, fool)

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 18h

Low sodium of course. Because of aforementioned balloon feeties. My ankle bone is currently hiding from me…

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 18h

In bed, feet elevated in my compression stockings (fun new wrinkle, ankles and feet are balloons!), eating two different soups at once like a ✨princess✨

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

He tried but oh sweet shit. How did you end up with canned chicken produce away in the first place, that’s when the mistakes started lol

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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

IS ANYONE ELSE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR MINDS OVER THE NUMBER OF SPAM CALLS AND TEXTS THEY ARE GETTING EVERY DAY BECAUSE

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I had to set my phone to literally no one but contacts can call me which is sometimes a pain in the vag but otherwise it would be ringing nonstop with this bullshit. Ah my voicemail is full again, it’s all clicks and pre recordings? Excellent. Good stuff.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“may I offer monsieur an assortment of my pantry garbage? Do you like sodium and tears?”

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I was like fuck I’m too tired for the cptsd session today YES CANCELLED sorry the doctor is sick but I’m gonna watch tv in bed and eat queso fundido instead

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Spongebob and Patrick's Victory Screech

ALT: Spongebob and Patrick's Victory Screech

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m just so tired that I’m livid it’s so fun. Here’s Maurice with a bat.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m not mad. You’re mad. I’m midnight pain maybe I could levitate with rage if I could stand up rn fuck the stupid world in the stupid eyes. That’s all love you unless I hate you good morning good night good fucking shit hellhole.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They want us to take MAID at this point. Oh fair pharmacare? Well that’s for the $10 meds goodness not anything that’s new and might help! No no no they costs your entire disability payment a month you stupid bitch. (Maurice is sad for me)

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

besties, brothers. Cutie pies. Presented by my midnight agonies so tired so ouchie so wanna kms that now there’s no pain control drugs because greedy fucks ruin everything and apparently we can’t have moderation or common fucking sense.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

he’s been trying to play 6D chess since he admitted he can’t give his wife an orgasm and I can’t believe I am the same age as this little boy hexed by every witch to look like a demon faced fuck. At least I’m sick what’s your excuse to look so crazy, mother can’t fuck’er?

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

SIMPLY SOUPER coming to a strip mall near you

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Mockingbird, MPH, CHES @amockingbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This reminds me of when my roommate’s idiot bird nearly landed on my cat, Toad. Toad was above base cat things like hunting, but even his instincts started to kick in. Luckily he was slow enough to consider catching it that the bird got a clue and flew off.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

brain fog adhd or both, a story of executive dysfunction. Nope rewind the start of the podcast again you didn’t listen. Oop, didn’t listen again. Shit go back. Ugh fuck start from the beginning. Is posting this gonna make me rewind again? Yes.

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Ryan Hamilton: I Listen and I Listen

ALT: Ryan Hamilton: I Listen and I Listen

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wow punishment swifter than expected. I swear they can will themselves to have the most quite literally gag (dry heaving )inducing shit Anyways I love him so much, disgusting stinky fucker

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He’s such a dick, I used to be able to cut his claws but when he saw Maurice resist he’s like that’s an option? Well. Now you drive screaming me to the vet and give money for what you used to do for free at home. Thanks buddy that’s perfect for me it’s not like you weigh 20 lbs of muscle or anything

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Note for vet: you must keep the boys together at all times to keep Yoshi calmer. You also MUST. MUST. Clip yoshi first. If he sees you do Maurice and thinks you hurt his lil brother he will Fuck. You. Up.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In terrible news he’s going to the vet later to be de-sharpened. The punishment shall come quickly and involve blood.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You dare to behold me and take picture instead of pets? Your defiance shall be punished

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Heartlines Spec @heartlines-spec.com · 10/10/2026

We have RE-OPENED for short story and poetry submissions from Canadian/Turtle Island writers 🍁🍁🍁 Our extended period will be open until October 18th. We'd love to see: ❣obvious Sci-Fi or Fantasy elements ❣ relationships shown on-the-page heartlinesspec.moksha.io/publication/...

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Granted that is a bitey snuggle but no racing and claws lol

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

5:45 for moi and its just cats chasing each other, Maurice trying to ride yoshi like a tiny cowboy jumping onto a racing horse…go snuggle like the good girls

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If i had a million dollars. I couldn’t even buy a house 🎶 let alone those crazy elephant bones. Don’t get a monkey! 🎶 I think it’s gonna be a really normal day based on my brain at this time. Anyways I’m having my soup.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Reading to my daughter, making funny voices, finding our favourite books. Literally one of the best parts of my entire life. whenever I get to see my little niece and nephews I brings books and aunties funny voices. my heart swells when they snuggle up for book time. Tearing up thinking of the joy

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When Yoshi was a kitten the way he scratched up my tits on the reg. SIR THATS NOT TO BE GRABBED WITH CLAWS.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I see some people arguing that anthropic is making a business tos decision bc they don’t want their training data to reflect that and I call bullshit for two reasons: if you can’t restrict its training based on vocabulary/phrasing what the fuck are you doing;

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Making bucatini at 8:30🎶🎶🎶🎶

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was telling my daughter I wanna be a tree but I don’t care, she can do whatever she wants with me and she’s like “can I ask to have your pinkie? The rest of you NEEDS to be studied by science” lmao go hard if they say yes

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Jinxe the Enervated. @jinxe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They sent out a funeral survey from the mortuary. And people are freaking out. I'm just upset that the only options for interment is burial or cremation. Where is funeral for a tree. Donated to science. Or my preference: Fed to bearded vultures so I can live on eternally fabulous.

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Bearded Vulture Swallows Bone Whole

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So tired so hungry only want pasta for my breakfast, sauce is ready and waiting in the fridge…go back to sleep or boil the noods. A quandary.

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Eric Cartman: It's Totally Normal! South Park Clip

ALT: Eric Cartman: It's Totally Normal! South Park Clip

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fellow nail biters why do they throb at night when we take too much nail? During the light it’s just icky during the night? Oh I’ve self tortured

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Modification. Please brain can I at least keep some skin (the answer is no)

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Robertson Davies, I found what’s bred in the bone in our lobby library and was like of fuck yes re-read from decades ago but also omg it’s Work (the fifth business is his best imo)

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Suitcase out and it’s glaring while empty or containing things you’ll end up saying why did I put these in here I do not need those, and then you will need those?

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Lachategris @lachategris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who knew picketing was fun! We got tacos!

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh I had shingles lmao aren’t we meant to be friends. I was like WHAT IS THIS ON MY TIT and the doctor instantly oh shingles for sure. What. No check again.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can’t wish I was dead because I don’t want my kid to be sad about that and also live in this nightmare but. This made me fucking dry heave forgot making soup I’m gonna curl in a ball in my bed and be so mad and so sad and have acid reflux. What in the fucking fuck.

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