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Scotti 💾🎶

@biscotti.bsky.social
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Noblesse Oblige | Musician | Writer | Working on a graphic novel | AKA BUZD ANDRO 29 She/her 💊 5/3/22 🔞 pfp by @mattr405.bsky.soial banner by tonyhawklogos on Twitter

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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watching some GDQ smash bros runs. why is wojo42 so hot
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/09/2026
$850/2100 Saving up to pay my mortgage and I have a long way to go. It's due on Thursday the 1st. My sales job has no base pay. I called 207 people yesterday, only 1 person picked up & said no. Not making sales means no $$$. I need help! Cashapp/venmo/paypal/kofi: thiiirdperson #helpsky #MA 🙏🏽❤️
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Alexis Voidling irecommendrevolution @alexisvoidling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure y'all hate seeing this but it can't be more than I hate having to beg to exist without fear of violence and harassment. Please share. I have received $0/$600 so far. I need help.
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 replies wow you are obsessed lmao
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah so once again this was 10 years ago. move on
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have you been in a coma for the past decade
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it can be both. it was meant to be read as silly but I meant what I was saying
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The first clue that shows Adam is actually Raven Beak isn't the fact that Adam didn't call Samus "Lady," but rather the constant glaze.
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do I need to start putting tone indicators or something
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we always hear "nobody seems to wanna work these days" or "nobody's applying. it's hard to get new hires" but it's more likely bullshit like this that's the problem
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did it not occur to you that I was being facetious
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care why it makes sense for them to have messed up the terminology. I care why they didn't just rewrite the lyric when the song was written by 4 people, one of the lyricists! being Bernie fucking TAUPIN!
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the song "We Built This City" they say "Marconi plays the mamba" which is a venomous snake. they could have said mambo which would rhyme with radio and slant rhyme with rock and roll. this has been vexing me for the past 10 or so years. why did they do this. whyyyyyyyy.
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $295/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/04/2025
Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
regionals this weekend was nuts. feels like hyper-offense and setup are really strong this format
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yaoi two @yaoi2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got abused to the point I literally had to fucking run with what I could carry and now I'm homeless, I'd really appreciate some money for food pleeeeeaasee. ko-fi.com/G2G7HJUA4
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waves a Palestinian flag on stage while urging fans to speak out for Gaza: “Don’t forget this—ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral.”
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My mom had polio and post-polio syndrome and it completely wrecked her health, she's lucky to be alive and I wish these assholes were all dead
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how did I know 🫩
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what happened, exactly?
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
literally posted right next to each other. The Guardian is the useful idiot of the UK press.
two Guardian posts one after the other

the first post is: Warning: our democracy won't survive the death of reading. Read on if you still can John Harris

the second post is: 'Really helpful': the Al bootcamps aimed at addressing UK youth unemploymenta full screenshot of the first post: Warning: our democracy won't survive the death of reading. Read on if you still can John Harris
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like I could have ghost-written this
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is one of the funniest things I've ever said. please do not look at what I responded to
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am not amused.
a phogo of me absolutely drenched in my roommate's car
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
can someone define "raining" for this lady
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm gonna fucking puke lmfao
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm free rn you could have just DM'd me
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we're gfs now idk why I was worried
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Transition is like doing this but thousands and thousands of times.
A toofpick changes everythang meme wherein a man demonstrates that one can have more swagger in before and after pics featuring him with and without a toothpick in his mouth.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A trans woman eyes a cactus and says "I don't know what it is, but there's something trans as hell about this cactus." She makes a social media post where she is kissing the pot the cactus is in with the caption "I love my trans cactus." Replies are "so cute, OMG, and gorgeous gorgeous girls love cacti." Some other trans women view the post and one says "yo that cactus is trans as hell." A flood of trans women purchast cacti at the cactus store. The owner rejoices "thank you ladies, you have saved the cactus store."
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yes sir! 🫡 (thank you)
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
thank you! also same to you!!!!
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Tucker Lieberman @tuckerlieberman.com · 22/08/2026
Rowling doesn't! She doesn't support us. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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No, J.K. Rowling Doesn’t Support Trans Adults
She said we find our own peace. She didn’t promise to stop impeding our way
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
going on a first date and I'm really nervous about this one. can someone hype me up, please?
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not enough rap posting on bsky
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
love this
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
polyamory is epic
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
absolutely!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
By combining two glitches in Super Mario 64 DS, Yoshi can become invisible while holding a visible monkey, making it look like the player is in fact controlling the monkey instead.
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Scotti 💾🎶 @biscotti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this dating shit is easy I just got called an enchantress
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
>WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE A VIDEO ESSAY
"Well, let's hope we don't cover him!"
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