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The official account of The Bird Internet Company. Providing high quality Avian Networking for less than the cost of a package of suet a week! We offer Bluesky hosting from the Avian Cloud to YOU! Satirical corpo posting account of @fidget.fans

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression" Poster spotted in Atlanta, Georgia
"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/07/2026
What's your favorite tech product that flopped horribly that ended up being a vision of the future? I remember getting my hands on an Apple Newton in middle school and my first thought was "this is the future of computers." The iPhone came out around the same time.
An Apple MessagePad 2100. A big brick of a 90s tablet-like device with an off-green screen and a flap to cover the screen. A metal stylus is featured on the bottom.
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Amanda Petersen @mspetersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Huge need We are 2 special education teachers Can you help get some basic items that will help the students Big needs are class set of chairs Every student has an iep These kids come from low income households #resist #proudblue #democrat #autism #nokings #teacher www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Rob Ricci @ricci.io · 05/04/2026
To help people get a sense of how much their own personal feed is - or isn't - on bsky PDSes, @mackuba.eu made this cool feed that's your following feed, but only accounts on non-bsky PDSes: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 01/04/2026
Storing skeets as birdsong
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 06/03/2026
Breaking: The Bird Internet CEO says its Bird may or may not have lost consciousness as it continues to test its resiliency to plate glass windows.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/02/2026
Countries that do not embrace Avian Internet could be 'left behind,' says The Bird Internet's Avery Bird. "Without Bird Networking, you will be a 'smaller, happier' nation," warns lead Avian researcher Avery Bird.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/02/2026
The Bird Internet Company CEO: 'Most, if not all' animals to be replaced by birds within 12-18 months. "Fidget, The Bird Internet Company's Bird CEO, says birds can replace terrestrial animals within 12-18 months, as Bird Internet reaches Internet-level performance."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/02/2026
My 'I eat dog food to treat my toxic masculinity' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
jonathan ross, owner and proprietor of the poughkeepsie educational toy store of wooden shit that sucks: oh boy, 200 new friend requests
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/11/2025
"Birds for The Internet" but it's a Mamdani campaign poster with yellow font on a blue background. "Birds" has a red-dropshadow, and "for" is in a kinda handwritten font. Everything is caps.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
Doing odd jobs for my high school's IT department during summer break. I think I got paid about $11 an hour.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
Fun fact! You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have. Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines. (For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
An Atomic Purple colored GBA SP sized emulator handheld.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/08/2025
Farthest I've been: North: Reykjavík, Iceland South: San José, Costa Rica East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful) West: San Francisco, California, USA I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/08/2025
Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis. That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
A screenshot of an article. The highlighted bit reads "'I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized,' the chatbot said."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 07/08/2025
There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/07/2025
The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate! Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone. Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/07/2025
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP) This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/07/2025
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP) This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/07/2025
@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now. This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 03/07/2025
I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Normal Album - Will Wood - YouTube
Will Wood's The Normal Album album released in 2020
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 27/06/2025
If I was a public school student I'd be writing all my presentations on queer topics right about now.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 24/06/2025
🤣🤣🤣😰 We're so fucked
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Fidget @fidget.fans · 14/06/2025
Took a photo of my Betta with my 3D printed Porygon. Came out pretty great IMO. #photography #pokemon #vaporwave
A large silhouette of a polygon Pokemon Porygon looms in front of the camera while a small silhouette of another Porygon stairs at a fish tank containing a Betta an a small plant.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/06/2025
Attention Bird Internet user(s?) We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President. When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
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Fidget @fidget.fans · 18/06/2025
Um so, this thread could get a heavy. TWs about self harm Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
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WIRED @wired.com · 18/06/2025
Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
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How to Advocate for Trans Rights in Your Community
Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’ve long mentioned that McDonald’s has tried everything at point or another, but this one might be the most bizarre. In 2000, they offered MCFOTO film, disposable cameras and development service.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 12/06/2025
We at The Bird Internet Company would like to wish you a Happy Pride. To spite the fact we may look like a big heartless corporation, we are in fact just one trans woman glueing ewaste to pidgins. We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 10/06/2025
Billion dollar idea: Lyft for getting off your Lithium.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/06/2025
YouTube's new content policy explicitly allows slurs against trans people, per new training materials.
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Windstepper | VGM Composer @windstepper.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J8i... New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :) #balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic
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Balatro - Main Theme (90's Cover)
YouTube video by Windstepper
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/06/2025
Just finished planting my balcony garden with my mom. #BalconyGarden #Gardening #UrbanGardening
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 06/06/2025
I don't really have much to say on the Elon/Trump fallout except [LetThemFight.gif]
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 05/06/2025
Continuously surprised by the amount of bangers in available in Simlish.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/06/2025
"Eat Shit, Praise Jesus" sounds like a song that would come on during the end credits of The Righteous Gemstones.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 30/05/2025
What was your first gaming console?
An OG Nintendo Game Boy with classic green pea soup screen.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A three panel Simpsons "Bart's dead" meme. Lisa rushes Bart's body into the room in a wagon, but his head has been replaced by the Bluesky logo. Lisa is yelling, "Mom! Dad! Bluesky's dead!" 

In the second panel, Homer and Marge gasp. In the third, Bart with the head of Bluesky sits up and shouts, "That's right! Dead serious about using alt text!"
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Chris Quay!! ✨☁️ @chrisquay.com · 01/05/2025
porwiigon!! ✨💾 design by @altardoll.bsky.social
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/04/2025
1. It is time that countries begin accepting trans refugees from the United States. Refuge has always been a defining act in times of political persecution—this is one of those moments. History will remember who opens the door. I make the case in my latest. Subscribe to support my journalism.
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Countries Should Accept Transgender Refugees From The United States
The situation on the ground for transgender people is deteriorating in real time in the United States. Other countries should open up refugee programs to allow those moving from the US.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
for a while it was mostly just like, where are you gonna post that you did the hack that took down 4chan if 4chan was down?
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 04/04/2025
🚨UPDATE: Rümeysa Öztürk has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in DHS custody. She has not received her required asthma medications—a violation of her fundamental right to medical care. This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.
Pressley, Warren, Markey Sound Alarm on Rümeysa Öztürk’s Medical Neglect, Renew Urgent Calls for Her Release (1/2):

“It is unconscionable that Rümeysa Öztürk—a young woman pursuing her education, exercising her First Amendment rights, and contributing to her community—remains detained by DHS. Her ongoing incarceration is not only a blatant violation of her constitutional rights to due process and free speech, but it is now an egregious denial of her fundamental right to medical care. Pressley, Warren, Markey Sound Alarm on Rümeysa Öztürk’s Medical Neglect, Renew Urgent Calls for Her Release (2/2):

“According to her lawyer, Rümeysa has not received her required asthma medications and has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in custody. This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.

“As her representatives in Congress, we demand DHS immediately provide Rümeysa with access to the health care she needs, and absent compelling evidence justifying her detention and the revocation of her status, we call for Ozturk’s release and the restoration of her visa. Every minute she remains in custody is another minute her health and rights are at risk, and DHS must move with urgency.”
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/04/2025
“AITA for sabotaging my friend’s engagement plans?”
I think the title sounds worse than it really is. My (24M) best friend (24M) Hugh was planning to propose to his girlfriend Samantha (25F) by recreating some of the moments from their early dates. This included watching the Pixar movie Up and going rock climbing at an indoor gym, among other things. I don't have anything against Sam - she's an ok looking girl, but Hugh's last girlfriend (Trish) was his soulmate. She could probably be a model if she really wanted to. They broke up because she moved away for work, but what he didn't know was that Trish was moving back for a new job.
I thought he would be thrilled when I told him but before I could, he told me that he was going to propose to Sam. I figured that if Hugh dumped Sam for Trish, people would hate Trish for being a homewrecker, but if I could break up Hugh and Sam, then Hugh and Trish could get together without any guilt. Over the last few days Hugh has been asking to borrow my copy of Up and I didn't want to say no, so I just kept saying "'ll look for it". Then things exploded yesterday. I was hanging out with Hugh and Sam when suddenly he surprised everyone by suggesting that we all go rock climbing at the gym that night. My stomach sank. Hugh must have said something to Sam because the entire drive there she kept harassing me about lending my DVD to Hugh. I don't know if she knew everything or just suspected it. Hugh was mid-climb on a wall when Sam left to go to the bathroom. While she was gone, Hugh said that he was going to pop the question when she got back and he wanted me to lower him to the ground where he would land on one knee and pull the ring out of his pocket. I admit that I panicked and didn't know what to do. Two seconds later Sam is back and the first thing she starts yammering on about is the DVD. She's just chirping in my ear, meanwhile Hugh is at the top of the wall yelling at me to lower him down, so she also starts shouting at me to lower him down.
That's when I just snapped and yelled loud enough for everyone in the gym to freeze in place. I finally had enough and I looked Sam in the eyes and said,
"I'm never going to give Hugh Up. I'm never going to let Hugh down."
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Fidget @fidget.fans · 31/03/2025
It's #TransDayOfVisibility, and I felt I should post something. Sometimes it's really scary being a trans person, but I know it has helped me so much with my self-esteem and self-image. I'm disabled, but I run the @birdinter.net. Come join us for some modded Minecraft sometime.
Myself with riding in a car with blue hair and brown glasses in a red animal ear hoodie.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Some bird bot sketches from this day in 2019 🐤
Sketchbook page with drawings of various robot birds including a robin and a cockatiel. Around the page are various Copic markers and a fineliner pen.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 27/03/2025
Google's Gemini is messing up and it's ignoring nicknames when I text, so I have to name all my important contacts things like "Bill 'Boss' Buillicker."
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